tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30728096151237307352024-03-18T21:55:13.960-07:00*™-^-|-F©®-|-^-™*Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-6396675399029658522012-03-18T02:09:00.004-07:002012-03-18T02:24:50.041-07:00Status Lucu Buat Facebook Atau Yg Lainnya<div class="headline_area" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 10px; margin-bottom: 2em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><h1 class="entry-title" style="font-family: 'Gill Sans MT', 'Gill Sans', Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: 2.2em; font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.364em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span></span></h1></div><div class="format_text entry-content" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 1.538em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><strong style="font-size: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Status Lucu Facebook</strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 1.3em;"> –</span> Yang Gokil dan bikin ngakak baik dari fb facebook yang terbaru banyak kita temui di dunia maya, so tidak ada salahnya jika di share disini semua baik status facebook, Kata Lucu dan sms yang dijamin lucu nya bikin ngakak ente semua. Pokok nya lumayan dah ngilangin lelah dan refreshing otak barang sejenak setelah seharian beraktifitas. Caution / Peringatan ! semua Sms Lucu dan kata – kata di bawah ini bisa mengakibatkan pipi keram, perut mules dan pengen kencing LOL, dah deh simak aja Status Lucu Facebook , Kata Lucu , Sms Lucu berikut ini :</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.rcp-vsp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/status-lucu-sms-lucu-kata-kata-lucu.jpg" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><img alt="status lucu sms lucu kata kata lucu" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-220" height="306" src="http://www.rcp-vsp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/status-lucu-sms-lucu-kata-kata-lucu.jpg" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; clear: both; display: block; margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" title="status lucu sms lucu kata kata lucu" width="334" /></span></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Istri gue kalo nyetir kayak kilat !”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Maksud loe cepat kayak pembalap F1 gitu ?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Bukan, dia suka nyamber pohon !”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">mama bilang kalo pacar pegang dada saya,bilang “DON’T”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">dan kalo pegang yang bawah,bilang “STOP!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tapi berhubung doi pegang 22nya mama bilang….</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“DON’T STOP!!”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tu gu cu mu lu du bu ku cu cu mu lu fu ru wu u u u..</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">terimakasih anda telah berpartisipasi dalam program memonyongkan bibir!!</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">deMi aLLah q RiNdu kaMu</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">deMi aLLah q ga biSa Jauh DR kaMu</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">deMi aLLah q kaNgen KaMu</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">demi aLLah q ga bisa HiduP taNpaMu</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Masya aLLah, aq saLah kiRiM T_T</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tadi gw dapet lampu ajaib yang ada di jin, terus gw di kasih 3 permintaan</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">gw minta tv, dikasih hometheatre</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">gw minta motor dikasih mobil</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tapi aneh….</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">waktu gw minta pembantu kok yang dikasih no hp kamu ych…</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Seekor semut membisikkan sesuatu ke telinga gajah sampe2 gajah itu pingsan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ternyata semut membisikkan..</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“sayang..aku hamil dan kamu bapaknya !”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Eh kamu sekarang jadi bandar Togel ya? Masa setiap aku telpon selalu ada suara.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nomer yang Anda tuju sudah ada yang pasang, silakan pasang nomer lain”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gede, item kecoklat-coklatan, berbulu dan lemas……apa hayoo…???</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mike Tyson puasa 3 hari</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">2 ekor kucingku bernama PANTAT & MUKA. MUKA kuberi padamu & mati 1 thn kmdn. Tiap liat PANTAT aku ingat MUKA-mu. Klo ga mati..mgkn MUKA-mu uda segede PANTAT-ku.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sial banget, tadi kan gw pengen telp lu dari tlp umum di pinggir jalan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">eh, kata operatornya gini “Maaf koin yang anda pakai bekas kerokan, silahkan anda membuang dakinya dahulu”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">SAAT ITU…SAAT PERTAMA KITA BERTEMU…KITA DUDUK BERSEBRANGAN…KU PERHATIKAN KAMU MENGHAMPIRIKU & MENGULURKAN TANGAN…”MINTA SDEKAHNYA BANG”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“udah bolak-balik 5 kali ke toko besi, kok ga ada yang jualan pulsa, mungkin karena mau lebaran ya?”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">MAAF !! Kami dari TELKOMLES meneliti bahwa CELANA DALAM anda miring sebelah. Tolong di luruskan karena sangat menggangu jaringan kami..!!! Terima Kasih.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek cantik,baik,kaya dan jomblo “WAH CEWEK IDAMAN” tapi kalo cowok ganteng,baik,kaya dan jomblo kalo ga “IMPOTEN” ya “HOMO”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">cewek : “Mas, ada pembalut bersayap gak?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Penjual : ada! harganya 25ribu</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek : “kok mahal bgt mas?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Penjual : iya itu sekalian biaya pasang mbak..</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jerawat oh jerawat kamu sungguh keparat. hilang satu tumbuh empat. hilang dijidat tumbuh dipantat</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hanya karna jodoh ditangan Tuhan, bukan berarti mantan ditangan Setan</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek : “permisi bu, beli obat nyamuk elektriknya satu”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Penjual : waduh dek yg elektrik habis, yg voucher mau ga?</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Nama?” | James Lewsen | “Wah, turunan Inggris ya?” | Bukan! itu artinya Saya Lahir Jam Enam Sore Lewat Semenit</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">*Ngangkat telpon rumah* halo? | “halo Diz dimana lo?” | Lo sekarang lagi nelfon rumah gue, menurut lo gue dimana?</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">*Tulisan Di Depan Rumah Pak RT”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">~> “TAMU 1x24jam WAJIB ADD FB AKUH ~> Pak’eRTeChuyungCemuwahWarGa</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">*kuntilanak nyamperin ustad*</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ustadz :”Ya Allah lindungi hambamu ini ya Allah”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kunti : kamu mah gk asik dikit-dikit lapor,gw kan cma becanda kali…”</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">PUNYA SMARTPHONE ITU NGGAK MENJAMIN YANG PUNYA JUGA SMART. HAHAHAHA. INI CARA MATIIN CAPSLOCK ANDROID GIMANA NIH? TOLONG DONG PLEASE</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sayang, kamu kentut ya? | hehehe iya, kenapa? | pantes, baunya kayak parfum import eropa | wangi ya? | bukan, tahan lama…</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">*Ibu Lagi ngaji*</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ibu : yasin, walquranil hakim |</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Anak: “mak, sinetron putri yang ditukar udah mulai tuh”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ibu : shodaqollahul adziim</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">*panjat pinang* Yg dibawah: eh lo kentutin gue ya? | enggak | jadi bau apa ini? | gue beol di celana | ANJIR *loncat kebawah*</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jd jomblo tu serba salah. Jaga jarak dibilang Sombong. Jaga image dibilang Sok Cool. Jaga komplek dibilang Satpam</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 1.538em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nah kalau sudah puas ngakak setelah membaca kumpulan status lucu diatas, jangan lupa dishare ya ama temen – temen yang lain baik lewat twitter atau fb facebook. Tertawa merupakan kegiatan yang sehat loh karena bisa merilekskan otak yang mumet semumet belajar bahasa jepang sehingga menjadi fresh kembali , ngomong – ngomong tentang sehat simak juga tips sehat cara memutihkan kulit serta yang banyak di cari cara mengecilkan perut di sini. Anyway kalau ada yang ingin menambahkan status lucu di atas silahkan menambahkan di kotak komentar yah dalam post Status Lucu Facebook , Kata Lucu , Sms Lucu ini.</span></span></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-88208974244956560052012-03-18T01:56:00.004-07:002012-03-18T02:24:32.839-07:00kata-Kata terlucu Dan Paling Gombal<div class="module_intro" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> Ter <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em> dan <em><strong>Paling</strong></em> <em><strong>Gombal</strong></em> pilihan ini dapat menyebabkan Kanker, <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbrUhVQVFCMPZdhi6_z8qiRZtq9FHTT5gxbwUp3LkTgUxXUKjijtwrZy9EG0US8zXGtpiNtIN4cfZstGu3KRoDCV7aW4dWMoVyLqGFiHNz6QR0S6wY5gUhjj5CaWJO1vBV1lyc1GOe4WBf/s1600/1_1_1+125x125.png" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5683820656471622162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbrUhVQVFCMPZdhi6_z8qiRZtq9FHTT5gxbwUp3LkTgUxXUKjijtwrZy9EG0US8zXGtpiNtIN4cfZstGu3KRoDCV7aW4dWMoVyLqGFiHNz6QR0S6wY5gUhjj5CaWJO1vBV1lyc1GOe4WBf/s320/1_1_1+125x125.png" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 0px 0px 0px; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 125px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative; width: 125px;" /></a>Serangan jantung dan gangguan pada Syaraf TERTAWA Kamu!! Seperti <em><strong>kata kata Lucu</strong></em> yang berikut ini : Teringat kenangan waktu kita sekolah dulu, setiap pulang sekolah, kita selalu naik angkot yg sama, aku keluarkan pantatku ke jendela dan kau keluarkan kepalamu ke jendela, lalu orang-orang menganggap kita kembar.. hahaha...wakakakkk..ckckckck.. dan yang pasti disini masih banyak sekali kumpulan kata paling guokill abis dan saya jamin akan membuat anda cengar cengir tertawa sendirian seperti orang g*l*.!! Yup.. langsung aja pantengin terus<em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em> dan <em><strong>Paling</strong></em> <em><strong>Gombal</strong></em> Di bawah ini :</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
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<div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">co: bapak kamu maling ya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ce: ih….kow jahat sie bapak ku dibilang maling. kow gitu?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">co: iya soalnya kamu pintar banget mencuri hatiku..</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">"Ciuman sayang di.. KENING !,Ciuman Kasih di.. BIBIR, Ciuman NAFSU di.. Dada.., Ciuman paling PANAS di…. di…. di…. di…”STRIKA” He,he puanaszz…!!!!!</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ketika cinta BERSEMI,,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">cacing pun terasa SUPERMI,,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ketika cinta MELEKAT ,,,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tai Kucing pun terasa COKLAT,,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ketika Cinta GAWAT,,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tali kutang pun PARAREGAT, , ,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">hahaha :P</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang Amerika kentut bilang, “EXCUSE ME”.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang Inggris kentut bilang, “PARDON ME”.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang Singapore kentut bilang, “I’M SORRY”.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, “NOT ME!! NOT ME!!”</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada nenek mau nyebrang ,nenek2 itu hampir tertabrak motor.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pengendara motor blang”bego!!!!klo nyebrang liad liad donk.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nenek sewot”u yg bego!!!1nabrak nenek jah gx kna………….</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Doa’in gue ya, please! Tadi gue baru chek-up ke dokter, gue kena penyakit BEAUTIFULIST! Semacam penyakit MAKIN CANTIK gitu dee! Emang cie ga’ bisa nular ke orang lain, cuman gak bisa sembuh aja… so, makin cantik terus dee gue :)</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ketika hari mendung aku teringat dengan mu…..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ketika awan mulai meneteskan air aku teringatmu lagai…..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">dan ketika hujan deras aku memikirkan kamu…WAHAI JEMURANKU…..</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Doa’in aq yaa,,,,maap aq baru biLang skrAng,,,,skrAng aQ Lg d RS nich, aQ mau operasi,,,aQ kena PNyakit “THTM”,,”TAMBAH HARI TAMBAH MANIS”,,,ini enggak nuLar kok tapi cuma gak bisa hiLang aj,,,,,:D</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nanti kalo naek sepeda,,kamu pegangan ama aku yaah...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">aku takut kamu jatuh...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">klo kamu jatuh...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">nanti aku disangka...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">nanti...aku disangka...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">buang sampah sembarangan!! ;D ;D <em><strong><br />
</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> Ter <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em> dan <em><strong>Paling</strong></em> <em><strong>Gombal</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Emang cuman UDIN aja yg sdunia, SITI jg kaleee...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg prtma, nmx SITI AWALiah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg ska dkmar, nmx Siti KAMARiyah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg juragan Tanah, nmx SITI faTANAH..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg suka merokok, nmx nya SITi SURYAni..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg pedagang Ternak, nmx SITI SAPI'ah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg sering kmsjid, nmx SITI hALIMah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg sering berdoa, nm nya SITI AMINah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg mata duitan, nmx Siti RUPI'ah..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siti yg tdk stress, nm nya Siti SADARiah..</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ku teringat memori masa lalu...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kamu berada disudut jalan tersipu malu...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saat melihatku, Wajah kamu berseri...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dengan penuh segan kamu ulurkan tanganmu...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tanpa ragu seraya berkata.....'Minta Sedekahnya...' :D :D</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">aqu baru bisa off Hari LABU,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo mau Tlpon lewat WORTEL aja.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">terus TERONG aja...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">sprtinya..Cinta qu pada mu udh TOMAT.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">jadi...tolong jangan KANGKUNG aku lagi...!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">CABE deeehh.. :D :D</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebuah pesawat terbang melaju dgn ktinggian 10 rb diatas pmukaan laut.. krn cuaca yg tdk baek pesawat pun oleng n mnabrak gunung.. DUOR DEMM..!! Hancur bkeping2.. Untunglah smua penumpangx selamat.. Selamat Sampai di Akherat.</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowo: Eh eh.. gw ada tebakan neh</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewe: excited .. ok ok.. apa tebakannya</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowo: Panda apa yang paling imut manis dan lucu?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewe: Semua panda mah imut kali..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowo: Engga.. ada satu yg paling ga ngebosenin..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewe: Nyerah deh..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowo: Panda-ngin kamu sepanjang hari..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewe: Ah.. abang ah.. (malumalubego)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowo: <(cangengesan kaya kuda nyengir)</span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em> <em><strong>Gokil</strong></em> <em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span></div><div style="border-bottom-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-bottom-style: double; border-bottom-width: 5px; border-left-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-left-style: double; border-left-width: 5px; border-right-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-right-style: double; border-right-width: 5px; border-top-color: rgb(17, 207, 255); border-top-style: double; border-top-width: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ce: mmm,, kalo aye jadi bulan, abang jadi apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">co: abang tetep pengen jadi matahari neng…</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ce: kan matahari ma bulan ga isa ketemu bang??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">co: kan bulan bisa bersinar karena sinar matahari nen</span></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Ok itulah kumpulan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong>Kata kata</strong></em></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong>Gokil</strong></em></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Ter</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong>Lucu</strong></em></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong>Paling</strong></em></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong>Gombal</strong></em></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">yang bisa saya sajikan untuk anda semua, dan bila kata diatas kurang luuuucuuu.... ya.....</span></span>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-46055748263860616982012-03-18T01:49:00.003-07:002012-03-18T02:25:52.274-07:00Video-Video Lucu Pilihan<div style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><em><strong>Video Lucu</strong></em><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">-</span></span><em><strong>Vidio Lucu</strong></em> <em><b>Pilihan</b></em> ini saya jamin akan bisa bikin anda tertawa tiwi terpingkal-pingkal Walupun anda saat ini sedang mempunyai segudang masalah yang menumpuk dan membuat anda menjadi BT, Setres, cemberut dll, Karena video2 ini benar-benar lucu dan gokil abis. dan sudah dilihat oleh jutaan pemirsa di seluruh dunia melalui youtube. vidio lucu ini diantaranya adalah <em><strong>Video Lucu</strong></em> Tentang <em><strong>Balita Tertawa, joget, menangis, Sepak bola, sampai kecelakaan yang lucu</strong></em>. dan semoga aja dengan saya hadirkan kumpulan video lucu ini bisa membuat anda melupakan sejenak problema hidup yang anda rasakan saat ini. ok kalau begitu silahkan lihat langsung Kumpulan <em><strong>Video Lucu</strong></em> - <em><strong>Vidio Lucu</strong></em><em><b> Pilihan</b></em> Yang unik di bawah ini.</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><em><strong style="background-color: black;"><br />
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<em><strong>Video Lucu 3</strong></em></span></span></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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<em><strong>Video Lucu 4</strong></em></span></span></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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<em><strong>Video Lucu 5</strong></em></span></span></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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<em><strong>Video Lucu 6</strong></em></span></span></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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<em><strong>Video Lucu 7</strong></em></span></span></center><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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<div style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">OK sobat gimana sudah di lihat semua belum <em><strong>Video Lucu</strong></em> - <em><strong>Vidio Lucu</strong></em> <em><b>Pilihan</b></em> diatas? dan bagaimana Perasaan sobat setelah menyaksikan vidio2 gokil tsb? semoga setelah anda menonton vidio diatas perasaan anda menjadi lebih Enjoy.</span></span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-8349769611882936702012-03-18T01:43:00.001-07:002012-03-18T02:26:23.601-07:00Kata-Kata Lucu Paling Lengkap Buat Update Status<div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; font-family: Verdana, serif; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><div class="post" id="post-17" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><h2 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 21px/normal Georgia, san-serif; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kata Kata Lucu Paling Lengkap</span></h2><div class="post-content" style="font-size: 13px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 15px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none;"><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><strong style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;">Kata Kata Lucu</strong> merupakan kata kata yang lucu,humor,dan tujuannya untuk menghibur orang. Kata Kata Lucu bisa membuat yang mendengar atau membacanya tersenyum, ngakak, atau malahan menangis saking lucunya he..he., orang yang lucu belum tentu mempunyai bisa berucap kata kata lucu, malahan sebaliknya orang dengan perangai yang sangar bin galak malahan suka mengeluarkan kata kata lucu (hanya ilustrasi saja), so setiap orang pastinya mempunyai pengalaman lucu dan kadang kadang kita suka melihat orang yang tertawa sendiri di depan komputer, televisi, majalah, koran dan lain sebagainya, apa itu pertanda orang lagi senang ? itu bisa ya bisa tidak coba saja tanyakan pada rumput yang bergoyang he..he.. (basi).Kata Kata Lucu tak kalah menariknya dengan Kata Kata Mutiara tentang Motivasi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena saya orangnya tidak pintar melucu, sebab dalam beberapa kontes lucu saya selalu kalah, tapi dalam hal copy paste artikel saya bisa menang kayaknya he,..he.. (gak lucu), makanya supaya tidak banyak waktu terbuang silakan saja baca Kata Kata Lucu | Teka Teki Lucu Super Lengkap di bawah ini :</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">>> Kata Kata Lucu – Teka Teki Lucu Binatang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bebek apa yg jalannya selalu muter ke kiri terus?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bebek dikunci stang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Bebek goreng enak rasanya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena ada huruf ‘B’ nya, coba kalo nggak ada, berani makan?</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan?</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yg bersaudara?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Katak beradik</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa anak kodok suka loncat-loncat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Biasalah… namanya juga anak-anak. Suka iseng…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yg paling aneh?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Belalang kupu-kupu. Soalnya kalo siang makan nasi kalo malam minum susu</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yang namanya 2 huruf?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">U dan g</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang mempunyai kaki enam dan bisa terbang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tiga ekor burung!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana caranya mencegah anjing supaya tidak kencing di jok belakang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pindahkan ke jok depan!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Punya delapan kaki tapi yang dipakai cuma empat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Seekor kuda yang sedang ditunggangi dua orang!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siapa yang selalu jadi korban pemerasan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sapi perah</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana Membedakan Zebra Jantan Dengan Betina</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Zebra Jantan Aslinya Berwarna Hitam Garis – Garisnya Putih, Zebra Betina Aslinya Berwarna Putih Garis – Garis Hitam</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau dipukul yang mukul malah kesakitan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nyamuk yang lagi nempel di hidung!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tikus kalo ulang taon minta hadiah apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sepeda (bodo!! yang ulang taon khan dia… jadi terserah dong…)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gimana caranya tau di dalam kulkas ada tikus?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Liat dulu… di luar kulkas ada sepeda ga?</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berapa jumlah kaki seekor kerbau?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Delapan (8) yaitu: dua kaki kiri, dua kaki kanan, dua kaki depan, dan dua kaki belakang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hitam, putih, merah, apakah itu?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Zebra abis dikerokin</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Monyet apa yang rambutnya panjang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Monyet gondrong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Binatang yang paling dibenci anjing laut?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kucing laut</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya kucing ama kucring?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo kucing kakinya empat, kalo kucring kakinya emprat</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bola apa yang mirip kucing?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bola emon</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yang matanya banyak sekali?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan teri 1 kilo</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yang paling menderita?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan nggak bisa berenang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yang nggak bisa berenang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan goblok</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Binatang apa yang kalau lagi pilek paling menderita?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gajah (bayangin aja sendiri)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gajah apa yang belalainya pendek?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gajah pesek</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaannya gajah dan tiang listrik?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sama-sama nggak bisa terbang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gimana caranya 5 ekor gajah naek sedan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">2 di depan 3 di belakang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena udah hapal teksnya</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayam apa yang besar?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayam semesta</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa ayam jago nggak punya tangan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebab ayam betina ngga punya susu</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada ngga ayam yang berkokok siang-siang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nggak ada, yang ada berkokok ku… ku… ruyuuuukk.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Barang apa yang lebih berguna setelah pecah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telur</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada ayam jantan pala’nya ada di amerika ekornya di Afrika, sayapnya di Jakarta, matanya ada di Brazil, telurnya ada di mana?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayam jantan mana ada sih yang Bertelor…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayam apa yang bertelur di mana aja?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayam betina</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor apa yang paling enak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor yang lagi gatel trus digaruk-garuk</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor apa yang sangar?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor asin takut ama sapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ama telor puyuh, sebab tatonya lebih banyak</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telor puyuh takut ama sapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ama telormu, abis punyamu bawa pistol seeh!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa anak babi kalo jalan nunduk?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena malu punya ibu seekor babi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa anak kelinci kalo jalan suka lompat-lompat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Soalnya dia seneng ibunya bukan babi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa beda unta dengan kangkung?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo unta di arab, kalo kangkung di</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">urap</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan Lele apa yang ada di pinggir jalan dan tempat2x keramaian???</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lelepone Umum</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">HEWAN apa yang punya kelamin lebih dari 1?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Barongsai……….. !!!!iiiii@@xxx</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kucing naik pohon tinggal tinggal apanya?….</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tinggal turunnya</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gimana caranya supaya telor berubah jadi nanas??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jawab: telornya di rebus, ketika masih panas langsung kasihin ke anak kecil, ntar dibilang, “NANAS, NANAS”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kuda apa yg paling capek..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kuda..ki gunung sambil jongkok</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yg bisa kaya..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">HE WAN to be Millionare..</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kakek Apa yang bisa terbang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kakeknya nyamuk, Lalat, Dll,</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kecoa apa yang masuk rumah sakit?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kecoalakaan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kuda apa yang bikin girang ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kudapat rejeki nomplok</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tivi apa yang bisa berenang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tivikir-vikir sih ikan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Belut apa yang paling berbahaya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">belut-ang banyak ental bangklut</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kebo apa yang bikin kita lelah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kebo-gor jalan kaki</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Makan gado-gado enaknya pakai apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">PAKE SENDOK DONG, JANGAN PAKE PACUL</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kura apa yang klo dipegang bisa nampar??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kuraba pantatmu mbak!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Panda apa yg manis, imut, ngegemesin, dan gak ngebosenin?????????</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pandangin gua aja sampe puas………….</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yg paling panjang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ular ngantre beras</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kera apa yg bikin heboh jg bikin repot?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">KERAcunan makanan.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kera apa yang paling mengerikan….???</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Kerasukan jin yang lagi kena darah tinggi…..”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan semut dgn orang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo orang bisa kesemutan, tapi kalo semut ga bisa keorangan.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yg nggak bisa berenang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan goblok</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa anak kodok sukanya loncat-loncat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Namanya juga anak-anak, suka iseng loncat-loncat</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Udah hafal teks-nya</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kodoQ apa yang bisa membunuh tanpa di sentuh…?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kodokakan kau cepat mati</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yang matanya banyak ga bisa di hitung..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan teri satu ember</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">>> Kata Kata Lucu | Teka-teki Umum</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan antara apel dan upil?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau apel di taruh di atas meja, kalau upil dioles di bawah meja</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">70 hal apa saja yang disenangi wanita?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">1 belanja, yang lainnya… 69</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang menyebabkan jakarta sering KEBANJIRAN…???</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">AIR</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hijau, Luas dan Panjang serta lebar, asin apa hayo ??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lapangan bola di kasih garam</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mengapa film Koboy pasti lebih gaya kalo ngerokok sambil naek kuda?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">soalnya kalo sambil ngupil susah betul.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Knapa “Dukun” selalu bakar kemenyan??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena kalo bakar sate, pasiennya pada ikut laper.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">5 orang berjalan di bawah satu payung kecil tapi kenapa tidak ada satupun orang yang kehujanan ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena tidak hujan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bulan apa yang tidak ada dalam kalender ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bu Lani………..</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pocong apa yang disenengin ibu2?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pocongan harga!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa hantu cewek umumnya pakai daster panjang ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">karena kalau pakai tank top ntar kuburan jadi rame bunyi “suit -suiiiiitttt”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">hantu apa yang paling pinter ngitung2?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">han, tu, tri, four, five, dst…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya orang kurus dan orang gemuk?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang kurus makan hati, orang gemuk makan tempat</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lampu apa yang di pecahin keluar orang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lampu Tetangga..</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bandara mana yang disukai pria playboy?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Juanda (apalagi juanda kembang)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sapu apa yang selalu menempel ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sapu yang tak bisa lepas… ( lagunya Reza ….. )</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yand didapatkan oleh 2 orang pencuri yang mencuri kalender?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">masing2 dapat enam bulan.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Di atas putih trus dibawah kuning, ayo apaan tuh?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">pocong nginjak e’e</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sate apa yg dari jepang..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sateria Baja Hitam..</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lemari apa yg bisa masuk kantong..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">LEMARIBUAN..!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">masjid di tengah laut kelihatan apanya?….</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kelihatan bohongnya!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kenapa ninja kepalanya di tutupi pakai kain?..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kalau pakai daun pisang dikirain nasi bungkus!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">bis apa yang ragu²</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">bisa iya, bisa ngga…!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa nama penyakit terkenal di cina?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kung Flu</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ikan apa yang matanya paling kecil sedunia?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ikan teri cina</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang tidak enak dari sop buntut?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ya Buntutnya………., Harus BAYAR!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mengapa bahasa Inggris wanita disebut WOMEN?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena disaat Adam melihat perempuan pertama yaitu Hawa ia mengatakan wou……….man…!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaan tukang sate dan tukang soto?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">sama2 nggak jual bakso!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Merah, kuning, hijau, coklat muda & coklat tua jadi satu, apaan tuh..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bob Marley masuk pramuka</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Om Siapa yang ga bisa makan jambu ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Om pong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Janin apa yg bs nyanyi …</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Janin Roses</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bahasa jepangnya kakus??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">TAIK WONG TOK hihihihihi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gimana caranya supaya kereta api dan motor kalau ditimbang beratnya sama?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kereta api dan motornya di foto</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jus apa yang menyakitkan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jus a friend..ga bisa jadi pacar</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana caranya mengetahui letak kepala & ekor cacing?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gelitik’i aja badannya, nti klo dia tertawa kegelian pasti terdengar swaranya & itu pasti kepalanya.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jauh dekat 350 perak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">SMS dong. Hahahahaha….</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa kucing kalo dikejar anjing selalu menoleh ke belakang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Soalnya nggak punya kaca spion</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nenek-nenek jatuh di kali, munculnya dimana?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Di koran</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kebo apa yang bikin orang capek?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kebogor jalan kaki</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Monyet apa yang nyebelin ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Monyetelin tv kagak bisa, monyetelin radio kagak bisa juga</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo ditutup dia akan mengintip,tapi kalo dibuka dia akan marah-marah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang naik becak pada waktu hujan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia???</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lubang pantat… angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jauh dimata dekat di hati……apa’an……?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Usus!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya pemurung dengan pemulung?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pemurung tidak pernah merasa gembira, sedangkan pemulung tidak pelnah melasa gembila</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa mayat dibungkus kain putih?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pake hitam…??? Siapa takut!!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Afrika negaranya miskin?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena terlalu sibuk ngeriting rambut</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Olah raga apa yang paling berat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Catur. Masa kuda ama benteng diangkat-angkat</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siapakah presiden RI yang terseksi?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pa ha Bibi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa stir mobil letaknya kalau ‘nggak di kanan ya di kiri. Kok’nggak di tengah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Biar gampang kalau mau ngeludah</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Sri Rama memilih Sinta?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena kulit Santi tak seputih kulit Sinta</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Superman celana dalamnya merah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena lupa pake pembalut</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Superman bajunya pake huruf S?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena kalau pake M atau XL kegedean</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa superman gak kawin ama wonderwoman?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ya emang nggak jodoh</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Batman lambangnya bukan B?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena udah dipake sama Bobo…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Batman kalo tidur di mana hayo?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bedcover</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa suku Irian memakai koteka?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena kalau pakai daun pisang ntar dikira lontong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa kijang tiada duanya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena indosiar memang untuk anda</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bahasa Inggrisnya nasi apa? Rice</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bahasa Inggrisnya panjang apa? Long</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau bahasa Inggrisnya nasi panjang apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lontong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa di dalam bajaj nggak ada nyamuk?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena nyamuk sini cuma takut tiga roda</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siapa wanita Indonesia yang paling kuat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nyonya Meneer, berdiri sejak tahun 1918</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya aku dan kau?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Aku dan kau, jelekan kau (nyanyiin pake lagu susu dancow)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa kalo lagi mikir orang suka megang jidatnya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ya iyalah, masa megang jidat orang laen!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Benda apa yang paling matre’?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Telepon umum, khan kalo dikasih uang baru mau kerja</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya sarung dan kotak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau sarung itu bisa kotak-kotak kalau kotak tidak bisa sarung-sarung</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sepatu siapa yang nggak bisa lepas?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ya sepatunya reza donk (kan sepatu yang tak bisa lepas: dinyanyiin)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sapu apa yang selalu menempel?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sapu yang tak bisa lepas… (lagunya Reza juga)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada dua orang bapak dan dua orang anak, mereka pergi ke hutan untuk</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">berburu kancil, sialnya mereka hanya dapat tiga ekor, tetapi waktu</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kembali ke rumah, masing-masing membawa satu ekor. Mungkinkah atau</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">mustahil???</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jawaban disertai alasan: yang pergi berburu hanya 3 orang, seorang kakek,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">seorang ayah dan seorang anak, tul nggak? Mikir dong hehehe… :d</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tiang apa yang enak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tiang-tiang minum te!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Naiknya cepet, turunnya lambat banget…?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ingus!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tank apa yang moncongnya ke bawah?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tankurep, hehehe…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nembak lantai kena hidung apa hayo?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kentut woi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sma apa yang badannya gede-gede?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sma CK DOWN</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pohon apa yang paling banyak pada hari lebaran?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pohon maaf lahir dan batin</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Benda apa yang besar putih bersayap dan rasanya asin?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pesawat terbang jatuh ke laut donk…!!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lemari apa yang bisa masuk kantong?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lema ribu</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dewa apa yang kesepian?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dewakto sendere</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada berapa hurufkah dalam abjad?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada 5 (lima) a-b-j-a-d</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya wayang, sepatu, dan jengkol?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo wayang ada yang namanya semar, kalo sepatu disemir, kalo jengkol disemur</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kentang apa yang bisa bikin bayi ketawa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kentangtingtungtingtangtingtung</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya ada jeruk lima kamu minta minta satu, sisanya berapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ya tetap lima soalnya kamu nggak dikasih…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang kalo naik turun, kalo turun naik?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tukang Beca, kalo jalannya naik dia turun buat dorong, kalo jalannya turun dia naik lagi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa aspal itu hitam?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau coklat lo ambil ntar</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa orang takut kehujanan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Coz tuh hujan beraninya kroyokan, coba klo satu-satu, gak ada yang takut khan?</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa liang anus keriput?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Soalnya dicuci-dicuci, disetrika enggak…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang sibuk paling sabar duduk di mana?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Di jamban</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ban apa yang bisa makan, joget, nyanyi, dan ngomong?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Banci</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Uang kalau dilempar jadi apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jadi rebutan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sepatu biru kecebur di Laut Merah jadi apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jadi luntur</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa batu kalau dimasukkan ke air tenggelam?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Soalnya batu enggak bisa berenang!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada nggak buah rambutan yang berbahaya kalau kita makan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada, kalau makannya di tengah jalan tol!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apakah ilmu pasti itu?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ilmu yang melarang soal-soal seperti ini: satu ditambah satu barangkali dua, dsb!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Supaya enak biji nangka dimasaknya bagaimana?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cari biji nangka yang paling kecil. Terus 1 biji itu dibelah 8.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Salah satu potongannya direbus. Setelah matang dimakan dengan 3 potong ayam goreng.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Setelah habis, minumlah juice durian. Pasti enak!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana orang cadel tertawa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Teltawa telkekeh kekeh</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebutkan perbedaan segelas es campur dengan segelas air putih?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kira-kira lima ratus rupiah!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana cara yang paling cepat menggemukkan badan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Masuk ke sarang lebah!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau hitam dibilang bersih, kalau putih dibilang kotor?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Papan tulis!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaan uang dan rahasia?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dua-duanya susah dipegang!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Selalu diam di pojok tapi selalu keliling dunia?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Perangko!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagaimana cara melipatgandakan uang dengan cepat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Taruh di depan kaca!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Polisi melihat sopir truk di Rambu larangan tetapi tidak menangkapnya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa? Karena sopir truk itu sedang berjalan kaki!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa namanya orang yang membawa 3 ekor kelinci di kepalanya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang enggak ada kerjaan!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siapa yang potong rambut tiap hari tapi tidak botak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tukang pangkas!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Yang membuat tidak membutuhkannya. Yang membeli tidak memakainya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Yang memakai tidak memesannya? Apa itu?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Batu Nisan!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Yang jual enggak doyan, yang doyan enggak beli, yang beli enggak doyan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Rumput (makanan sapi).</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa beda matahari sama bulan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Matahari ada diskon, bulan enggak ada</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa Bumi makin panas?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena Matahari buka cabang di mana-mana</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Gimana cara terbang ke matahari tanpa kepanasan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Perginya malam hari</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang dikatakan orang bisu pertama kali bisa ngomong?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tes… tes… 1 2 3 dicoba…, Sound Check, Sound Check…!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa yang luarnya mulus dalamnya amburadul?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nenek-nenek naek mercy</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kapan sebaiknya kita membuka pintu ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo pintu tertutup</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo kamu di tempat gelap dan dingin dan kamu punya satu korek api.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">disitu ada obor, lilin, dan kayu bakar. apa yg pertama-tama kamu hidupin?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Korek api dong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Siapa yang biasanya adzan di tv?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saat. (ingat : saat adzan maghrib untuk daerah jakarta dan sekitarnya)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Becak apa yang tidak bisa di cat ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Becak hilang</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sabun apa yg bau..??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sabuntar-sabuntar lu kentut, sih..!!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bahasa Inggrisnya orang Bali sedang jalan – jalan keliling Amerika ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Made in Amerika</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya tukang pajak ama palak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau tukang pajak nagihnya pake surat, kalau tukang palak pake urat!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa di sungai amazon banyak ikan piranha?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena…. itu jangan kesana, he…he…he…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebutkan 2 jenis mata yang enak rasanya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">MATAbak manis, dan MATAbak telor.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Buah semangka, dilubangin, dikasih es batu, dikocok-kocok terus digelindingin. Jadi apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jadi jauh</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Buah apa yang gak punya otak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Semua buah dong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan antara apel dan upil?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau apel ditaruh di atas meja. Kalau upil dioles di bawah meja.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa meja bagian bawahnya selalu kasar, tidak sehalus bagian atasnya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena bagian bawah meja banyak upil yang udah kering.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Buah apa yang berakhiran huruf “K”?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mangga busuk, pepaya busuk, apel busuk…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Rambut putih namanya uban, rambut merah namanya pirang, kalo rambut hijau namanya apa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Rambutan belum mateng…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Anak apa yang paling jelek di dunia?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Anak-anak bilang sih elo !</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa beda org kurus dengan orang gendut?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">org kurus udah dikasih hati minta jantung, kalo orang gendut udah dikasih hati minta daging.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa jumlah pemain sepak bola ada 11 orang?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Soalnya klo cuman 4 orang namanya lg maen Gaple</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">>> Kata Kata Lucu | Teka-teki Dewasa</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Majalah apa yang paling mahal?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bobo ama Gadis</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nabi apa yang kembar?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Na… biji elo!</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa wanita Indonesia paling males kalo disuruh pake helm saat naik motor?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena tujuh di antara sepuluh wanita Indonesia bilang lebih aman pake KOTEX</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya soto ama siti?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kalo soto mienya putih tapi kalo siti mienya hitam, gak percaya coba aja….</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya tentara sama kondom?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau tentara disiplin, kalau kondom diselipin</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">What’s the meaning of control ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Alat vitral</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa cowok ‘nggak perlu pake pembalut ?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau pake, entar dikira hotdog</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Naik apa yang seperti dikejar-kejar burung?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Naik becak, dikejar2 burung tukangnya</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apaan yang naik turun dibawah puser?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Resleting</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Benda apa yang kalo dilihat kotak, tapi kalo dipegang bulat?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lambang OSIS di baju anak SMU cewek</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya jam 12 siang ama’ jam 12 malem?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo jam 12 siang bunyinya neng, neng, neng…</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo jam 12 malem bunyinya neeeng, neeeng… pintunya bukain neeeng…</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan rok dengan roket?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Roket makin ke atas makin nggak kelihatan, kalau rok makin ke atas makin kelihatan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Majalah apa yang paling mahal?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bobo sama Gadis (kalo ga ngerti, jangan tanya ama tukang majalah!)</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya sekretaris baik sama sekretaris seksi?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sekretaris baik “selamat pagi pak”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sekretaris seksi “sudah pagi pak”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaannya bayi ama snack canasta?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sama-sama dibikin pake ‘tongkat ajaib’</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaan antara ASI dan air mineral?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sumbernya sama, dari pegunungan</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa beda susu cap nona dengan susu nona?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau susu cap nona kental manis.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau susu nona kental-kentul lebih manis.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya tentara dengan pembalut?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo tentara disiplin, kalo pembalut diselipin</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan bulan madu pertama dan bulan madu kedua?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau bulan madu pertama istrinya yang teriak “Haaaa… besar banget!”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau bulan madu kedua suaminya yang teriak “Haaa… besar banget!”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apakah perbedaan antara seorang pahlawan dan seorang perawan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pahlawan berjuang sampai titik darah penghabisan, sedangkan perawan berjuang hingga titik darah yang pertama</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya burung cendrawasih dengan perempuan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Burung cendrawasih adalah burung surga, sedangkan perempuan adalah surga burung</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Burung apa yang nempel di tembok?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Burungnya cicak</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kentutnya ADE RAY bunyinya gimana?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Brotot… brotot… brottot <img alt=":)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://katakatalucu.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" /> )</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sandal apa yang paling enak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sandal terasi</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa perbedaan aksi dengan demo?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo aksi rodanya empat kalo demo rodanya tiga</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Item, gede sekali, buluan, & manis…?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Manisan Kingkong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Begoan mana, Batman apa Superman?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Begooan Batman, udah tau gak bisa terbang masih pake sayap</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persamaan Pangeran Dipenogoro dengan Cut Nyak Dien?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sama-sama nggak punya handphone</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mengapa sepeda motor mereknya “yamaha”?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebab bikinan Jepang. Kalau bikinan Arab mereknya “yamahmud”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek kalo’ jualan apa kelihatan susunya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jualan susu</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yang nyampe pertama kali di bulan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Burung…nya Neil Amstrong</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa bedanya jatuh dari lantai 1 dengan jatuh dari lantai 13?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau dari lantai 1, bunyinya “bruuk… aaa…”,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalau dari lantai 13 bunyinya “aaa… bruukkk…”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pintu apa yang didorong-dorong sama 10 orang nggak bakal terbuka?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pintu yang ada tulisannya “TARIK”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lubang apa yang paling kecil di dunia?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lubang pantat. Angin aja kalo mau lewat mesti menjerit</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">What’s the meaning of control?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Alat vitral</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nyarinya susah, setelah dapet, langsung dibuang. Apaan?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ngupil</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kenapa laki-laki senang berpikir dan perempuan senang ngomong?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena laki-laki punya 2 kepala, perempuan punya 2 mulut.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Apa persaman goreng ikan gosong, orang jatuh ke sumur mati, dan perempuan bisa hamil?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karena kelamaan ngangkat</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">.</span></div></div><div class="adsense" style="font-size: 13px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none;"><div class="adsense" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none;"></div></div></div></div><div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><div class="post" id="post-9" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><h2 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 21px/normal Georgia, san-serif; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><a href="http://katakatalucu.net/logat-betawi" rel="bookmaax" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" title="Permanent Link to Kata Kata Lucu Logat betawi"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kata Kata Lucu Logat betawi</span></a></h2><div class="postinfo" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px;">-Agus dan aktor adalah dua sahabat dari satu desa di Yogyakarta. Sudah dua tahun dia merantau dan akhirnya berhasil menjadi seorang aktor. ketika pulang, sang ayah yang sudah tak sabar menyambut kedatangannya bertanya, “Bagaimana kamu di Jakarta nak?”</span></div><div class="post-content" style="font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 15px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none;"><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Agus menjawab, “Senang Beh!”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Kamu kerja apa di Jakarta?” tanya ayah</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Banyak beh….yaah, jadi guru agama, pembina iman.Yaahh pokoknya banyak deh Beh!” begitu jawab Agus dengan logat betawi.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Kalo begitu, nanti malam sebelum makan kamu pimpin doa ya!” pinta sang ayah</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pada saat makan malam, Agus pun berdoa, begini doanya:</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Babe gue yang ade di surge, surge lu punye, bumi lu punye.Punye gue semua dari lu.Gue gak punye ape-ape.Tapi nggak apalah, amin ye!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">”</span></div></div><div class="adsense" style="font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none;"><div class="adsense" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none;"></div></div></div></div><div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><div class="post" id="post-7" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><h2 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 21px/normal Georgia, san-serif; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kata Kata Lucu Suka Menghina</span></h2><div class="postinfo" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="category" style="color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></span></span></div><div class="post-content" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 15px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none;"><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><strong style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;">Kata Kata Lucu </strong>- Seorang wanita sedang berjalan melewati toko yang menjual hewan peliharaan, ketika seekor kakaktua berkata, “Hei nyonya! anda jelek sekali!” wanita ini mempercepat langkahnya dan melanjutkan perjalanannya.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saat pulang, ia kembali melewati toko hewan tadi dan kakatua sekali lagi menghinannya, “Hei nyonya! anda jelek sekali!”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sang Nyonya merasa sangat marah sambil memasuki toko tersebut dan berniat untuk menggugat toko tersebut dan membunuh burung itu.Manajer toko meminta maaf dan meyakinkan bahwa kakatua tidak akan mengatakan penghinaan itu lagi.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hari berikutnya, nyonya ini sengaja melewati toko hewan untuk memastikan bahwa burung itu tidak mengulangi perbuatanya.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Hai Nyonya!”, sapa kakatua</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Ya??”</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Kau tahu, kan??””</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span></div></div><div class="adsense" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center; text-decoration: none;"></div></div></div><div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(167, 167, 167); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; clear: both; font-family: Verdana, serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 16px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><div class="post" id="post-4" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><h2 style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 21px/normal Georgia, san-serif; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kata Kata Lucu</span></h2><div class="postinfo" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span></div><div class="postinfo" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(154, 154, 154); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; line-height: 15px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 2px; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="category" style="color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"></span></span></div><div class="post-content" style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 15px; text-align: justify; text-decoration: none;"><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><strong style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;">Kata Kata Lucu</strong> selalu menjadi bahan perbincangan di kalangan anak muda saat ini.KataKataLucu.net berusaha menyediakan informasi seputar kata kata lucu yang bertujuan untuk menghibur dan menyenangkan hati pembaca setianya.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dengan membaca kata kata lucu ini akan membuat tubuh anda menjadi rileks dan tidak tegang.Oleh karena itu,jangan bosan mengunjungi blog katakatalucu.net.</span></div><div style="list-style-image: initial; list-style-position: initial; list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Terima Kasih</span></div></div></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-33955148146135965832012-03-15T04:39:00.003-07:002012-03-15T04:44:16.648-07:0067 Hero Di Lost Saga Yang Akan Ada And Pangkat Lost saga<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" class="tborder" id="post_2878429" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #cecece; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-color: rgb(206, 206, 206); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(206, 206, 206); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(206, 206, 206); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(206, 206, 206); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; color: black; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: auto; width: 978px;"><tbody>
<tr><td class="trow2 post_content " style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px;"><div class="post_body" id="pid_2878429" style="padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px;">Halo gan yang pingin lihat semua hero dan pangkat Lost saga langsung saja ke TKP gan.. Hero nya banyak soalnya<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pangkat - pangkat lost saga</span></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hero - Hero Lost Saga</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="[Gambar: lost.jpg]" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4K_HKWNPk8NRXn9mJeJIVUy6YD1kpKRWUzFQxvZqg-HMXstdyXdlZIuhDf_r-KCle-6x1lrM07rQUKx91Rhuz71Be35p-MOQPNDrSsvDcxkg4IMGwbouOPttGm-k0-CjFuU-FjSLH63FL/s1600/lost.jpg" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial;" /></div><br />
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text-decoration: none;">(Click to View)</a></div></div><div><div class="spoiler_header">Witch <a href="http://forum.gemscool.com/thread-345025.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">(Click to View)</a></div></div><div><div class="spoiler_header">V-Mechanic <a href="http://forum.gemscool.com/thread-345025.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">(Click to View)</a></div></div><div><div class="spoiler_header">Arthur <a href="http://forum.gemscool.com/thread-345025.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">(Click to View)</a></div></div>Jumlahnya : 67 Heroes gan...<img alt="Big Grin" border="0" src="http://img.gemscool.com/forum/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; vertical-align: middle;" title="Big Grin" /><br />
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Kalo Pingin Liat Skill Heroesnya bisa download nih gan Softwarenya :<br />
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Link Downloadnya : <a href="http://www.4shared.com/file/cvJB4nxu/Lost_saga_Skill_preview.html" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Download Via 4Shared</a><br />
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Kalo nggak mau capek - Capek bisa langsung ke URLnya gan <img alt="Big Grin" border="0" src="http://img.gemscool.com/forum/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; vertical-align: middle;" title="Big Grin" /> Cek TKP<br />
URLnya : <span style="color: black; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.lostsaga.com/guide/characterMovie.asp" style="color: black; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Skill Preview Di Sini !</a></span></span><br />
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Sekian Dulu gan... <img alt="Big Grin" border="0" src="http://img.gemscool.com/forum/smilies/biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; vertical-align: middle;" title="Big Grin" /> Cya...</div></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-10256185796906437362012-03-12T04:59:00.003-07:002012-03-18T02:27:10.599-07:00Cerita Lucu<div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><img alt="" class="alignnone" height="266" src="http://sigitsusinggih.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kucing.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" width="400" /></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tadi malam di opis iseng-iseng buka berkas imel-imel gelundungan dan menemukan sejumlah imel berisi cerita lucu. Gue compile sekalian dan sajikan di sini. Lumayan buat bekal ngabuburit. Kalau belum pernah baca ya syukurlah, kalau sudah ya syukurlah juga <img alt=":mrgreen:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span id="more-1367" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
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<ul><li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">KISAH SEORANG DOKTER</span></strong></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Seorang lelaki yang kebetulan seorang dokter muda, merasa sangat tidak enak dengan apa yang telah terjadi.</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia pulang ke rumah dengan wajah suntuk. Setibanya di rumah, ia merebahkan diri di ranjang dan pikirannya kacau.</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lalu ia mendengar suara dalam kepalanya berkata,</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Sudahlah, nggak usah terlalu dipikirkan. Skandal dokter berhubungan intim dengan pasiennya terjadi di mana-mana. Jadi kamu nggak usah kuatir.”</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lelaki tersebut mencoba untuk setuju, tapi apa yang telah terjadi pagi itu terbayang kembali dan perasaan tidak enak muncul lagi.</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia membalikkan badan dan mendengar lagi suara dalam kepalanya,</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Nggak usah kuatir,orang sudah mulai terbiasa dengan skandal hubungan seksual antara dokter dan pasiennya.”</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lelaki itu mulai rileks dan perasaannya berangsur-angsur membaik…………….</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ketika tiba-tiba suara lain dalam kepalanya berkata,</span></li>
<li style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Tapi masalahnya kamu kan dokter hewan…”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; line-height: 20px;"><br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">DUA PRIA DI AKHIRAT</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ada dua pria, baru saja meninggal, sedang menunggu nasib di pintu akhirat, karena iseng, mereka kemudian mengobrol.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 1 : “Sebab apa kamu meninggal ?”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 2 : “Mati beku”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 1 : “Bagaimana rasanya mati beku ?”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 2 : “Nggak terlalu sakit, mula2x merasa dingin, lalu merasa badan mulai beku, dan selanjutnya gampang saja, tahu2x saya sudah berada di sini, lha situ sendiri kenapa matinya ?”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 1 : “Serangan jantung, saya selalu curiga, istri saya ada main dengan cowok lain, jadi satu hari saya pulang kantor lebih cepat, saya mendengar suara pria, lalu segera saya lari ke kamar saya di lantai dua, istri</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">saya ada di ranjang, tapi kok tidak ada orang lain, saya buka lemari pakaian, tidak ada orang, saya lari ke dapur dilantai satu, nggak ada orang, saya lari ke kamar mandi, melewati kulkas, nggak ada orang juga, terus saya lari langsung ke lantai 3, & begitu sampai, saya kena serangan jantung & mati”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria 2 : “Sayang sekali, coba kalau waktu itu anda buka saja itu pintu kulkas, mungkin kita berdua nggak bakal mati”.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SOPIR TAKSI BARU</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Setelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi begitu terkejutnya sampai tak sengaja menginjak gas lebih dalam dan hampir saja menabrak mobil lain.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Akhirnya ia bisa menguasai kemudi dan menghentikan mobilnya di pinggir jalan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Tolong, jangan sekali-sekali melakukan itu lagi,” kata sopir taksi dengan wajah pucat dan menahan marah.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Penumpang: “Maaf, saya tidak bermaksud mengejutkan. Saya tidak mengira kalau menyentuh pundak saja bisa begitu mengejutkan Bapak.”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sopir taksi: “Persoalannya begini, ini hari pertama saya jadi sopir taksi. Bapak juga merupakan penumpang pertama.”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Penumpang: “Oh begitu. Terus, kok bisa kaget begitu?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sopir taksi: “Sebelumnya saya adalah sopir mobil jenazah.”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">LOGIC THINKER</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pada suatu hari di suatu bar, masuklah seorang berpakaian perlente dan minum di bar tersebut.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sang bartender melihat manusia keren tersebut tertarik dan bertanya: Apa pekerjaan bung? Lalu orang itu menjawab, ooooo saya adalah seorang Logic Thinker.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si bartender bingung dan bertanya : apa itu pekerjaan logic thinker?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Orang itu menjawab: wah susah menerangkannya, soalnya memang bukan pekerjaan yang lazim, tapi saya akan kasih anda contoh saja, ok?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bartender : Ok!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Begini, pertama-tama saya bertanya dulu, apakah anda punya akuarium?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bartender : O ya saya punya akuarium buesuaaarrr di rumah.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Nah kalo anda punya akuarium , logisnya anda punya ikan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bartender : O ya saya punya ikan berbagai jenis</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : nah kalo anda punya ikan , anda pasti sayang binatang</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : Oya betul sekali saya sangat sayang pada binatang</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Kalo anda sayang binatang, apalagi pada anak anda!! Anda pasti sangat menyayangi anak anda.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : Betul sekali (kegirangan) saya mencintai anak saya lebih dari ikan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Nah logisnya, jika punya anak pasti punya istri.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : Anda kok tahu? saya memang punya istri cantik jelita.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Tentu saja saya tahu karena itu semua hanya logis saja. nah sekarang pertanyaan terakhir, jika anda punya istri dan anak, berarti anda tidak impoten!!! betul?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : 100% betul saya tidak impoten.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">tamu : Nah begitulah kira-kira logic thinker itu.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : oooo begitu tho? saya ngerti sekarang (sambil takjub)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Lalu setelah tamu itu pergi, datanglah teman si bartender dan bertanya:</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">teman : eh, kamu tadi kok asyik sekali omong apa?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : ooo tadi saya membicarakan pekerjaan orang itu sebagai logic thinker</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">teman : apa itu logic thinker</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : Begini lho saya terangkan (lagaknya kumat) pertama-tama saya tanya dahulu : kamu punya akuarium ndak?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">teman : ndak punya tuh?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">bartender : (berseru dengan keras dan pasti) BERARTI ANDA IMPOTEN!</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik ga sempet masak buat suami atau masakannya ga enak</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: ndak papa sayang? kita makan di restoran aja yuk?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek ga sempet masak buat suami atau masakannya ga enak</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: masakan kok sama tampang sama? sama2 ga enak</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik kebelet minta dibeliin mobil baru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: sabar ya sayang, nabung dulu? apa sih yang nggak aku beri</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">buat kamu?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek kebelet minta dibeliin mobil baru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: kamu tuh? ga tau apa cari duit susah, minta aneh2 lagi</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik lagi hamil tua lewat depan suami</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: sayang? wanita itu kalu sedang hamil justru sexy lho</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek lagi hamil tua lewat depan suami</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: weleh? gentong jalan, ngapain sih mondar mandir aje</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik ga mau nyuci pakaian</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: ahhh kan ada pembantu dan mesin cuci, lagian ntar tangan kamu</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">jadi kasar lho?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek ga mau nyuci pakaian</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: dasar sok? timbang nyuci pakaian aja ga mau? (sambil geleng2</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik lagi ngambek dan cemberut</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: kamu biar cemberut gitu tetep keliatan manis kok yang?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek lagi ngambek dan cemberut</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: muka dari tadi dilipet ga dilipet juga sama aja?</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik lupa bangunin suami untuk kerja</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: kamu tidurnya nyenyak banget ya semalam, gapapa kok sekali2</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">aku telat kekantor?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek lupa bangunin suami untuk kerja</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: Tidur apa pingsan? aku bakal kena marah boss nih gara2 kamu?</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik dandan pake make up mahal</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: kamu tambah cantik deh? I Love You</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek dandan pake make up mahal</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: dasar BUBOR? Ibu-ibu Boros?!</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik kentut</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: ga papa sayang? kl kentut di tahan2 bikin penyakit lho?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek kentut</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Suami bilang: bau tau ga?! ga ada sopan santunnya sama sekali</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik ngajak plesiran ke Bali</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: Bali is beautiful place</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kalo istri jelek ngajak plesir ke bali</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: alah? ancol aja kenapa yang deket!!!</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik lagi sakit</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: Sebentar lagi juga sembuh? kamu banyak istirahat ya</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek lagi sakit</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: wah? jangan2 bentar lagi nih? namanya juga umur</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik pulang kerja lembur sampe malam</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: kamu pasti lelah sekali malam ini?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek pulang kerja sampe malam</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: Ngapain sih ngelembur2 segala sampe lupa masakin suami</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri cantik udah bbrp kali melahirkan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: ikutan senam di gym aja biar tetap bugar dan km tetap cantik</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kalo istri jelek udah bbrp kali melahirkan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">suami bilang: Tuh badan melar semua? ikutan senam sana tiap minggu pagi di</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang penjual topi berjalan melintasi hutan. Karena cuaca panas, ia memutuskan beristirahat sejenak dibawah sebuah pohon besar. Sebelum merebahkan diri, ia meletakkan keranjang berisi topi-topi dagangan disampingnya. Beberapa jam ia terlelap dan terbangun oleh suara-suara ribut.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Hal pertama yang disadarinya adalah bahwa semua topi dagangannya telah hilang. Kemudian ia mendengar suara monyet-monyet di atas pohon. Ia mendongak keatas dan betapa terkejutnya ia melihat pohon itu penuh dengan monyet. Yang semuanya mengenakan topi-topinya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Penjual topi itu terduduk dan berpikir keras bagaimana caranya ia bisa mendapatkan kembali topi-topi dagangannya yang sedang dibuat main-main oleh monyet-monyet itu. Ia berpikir dan berpikir, dan mulai menggaruk-garuk kepalanya. Ternyata monyet-monyet itu menirukan tingkah lakunya. Kemudian, ia melepas topinya dan mengipas-ngipaskan ke wajahnya. Ternyata monyet-monyet itu pun melakukan hal yang sama.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Aha..! Ia pun mendapat ide..! Lalu ia membuang topinya ke tanah, dan monyet-monyet itu juga membuang topi-topi di tangan mereka ke tanah. Segera saja si penjual itu mengumpulkan dan mendapatkan kembali semua topi-topinya. Ia pun melanjutkan perjalanannya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Lima puluh tahun kemudian, cucu dari si penjual topi itu juga menjadi seorang penjual topi juga dan telah mendengar cerita tentang monyet-monyet itu dari kakeknya. Suatu hari, persis seperti kakeknya, ia melintasi hutan yang sama. Ia beristirahat di bawah pohon yang sama dan meletakkan keranjang berisi topi-topi dagangan di sampingnya. Ketika terbangun iapun menyadari kalau monyet-monyet dipohon tersebut telah mengambil semua topi-topinya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ia pun teringat akan cerita kakeknya. Ia mulai menggaruk-garuk kepala, dan monyet-monyet itu menirukannya. Ia melepas topinya dan mengipas-ngipaskan ke wajahnya, monyet-monyet itu masih menirukannya. Nah, sekarang ia merasa yakin akan ide kakeknya. Kemudian ia melempar topinya ke tanah. Tapi kali ini ia yang terkejut, karena monyet-monyet itu tidak menirukannya dan tetap memegangi topi-topi itu erat-erat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kemudian, seekor monyet turun dari pohon, mengambil topi yang dilemparkan oleh cucu penjual topi itu, lalu menepuk bahunya sambil berkata,</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Emangnya cuman elo aja yang punya kakek…?”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SELINGKUH SIIHHH….</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Dhani lagi nyantep sarapan sambil baca koran di halaman depan, ketika ia tiba-2 dikagetkan dengan sebuah pukulan di belakang kepalanya…. “toennggg……..” demikian bunyi piring seng yg dipukulkan oleh istrinya dan tepat mengenai botaknya….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Nggak ada ujan nggak ada angin digituin, si Dhani marah-2…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“He..!! ngapain mukul-2 suamimu ????”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Lu dasar laki-2 hidung belang…..” balas istrinya “siapa DESI yang kamu tulis namanya di kertas dalam dompetmu itu ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Dhani sempat gelagapan, nyaris kepergok selingkuhnya dengan DESI, untung dia langsung ketemu jurus ampuh buat menghindar…..</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“O… rupanya itu toh….. DESI itu nama Kuda taruhan, kemarin aku sempet taruhan sama temen-2 di kantor….”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Untung sang istri percaya, jadi perang dunia tak jadi meletus….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tiga hari kemudian…. “TOENG…” kali ini rantang mendarat di kepala Dhani yang botak dengan lebih kenceng… Ampir semaput….Dhani marah-2 sama istrinya….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Kenapa kau pukul aku Mam ???” Istrinya dengan kalem menjawab : “TUH… KUDAMU telepon nyari kamu……”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">OLEH-OLEH DARI ABANG</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Hai Butet kalau abang pulang dari Jakarta kamu minta apa?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Butet : “Sekarang kan udah zamannya modern aku minta HP lah Bang”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Bagus permintaan kamu nanti abang bawakan”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Hai Sinaga kamu minta apa?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sinaga : “Aku minta kaca mata biar kaya artis di TV.”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Oh.. tenang nanti abang bawakan”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Siburian kamu mau dibawakan apa?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Siburian : “Aku minta dompet kulit yang asli Bang, disini khan tiruan semua”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Oh.. gampang nanti abang bawakan…”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Ucok kamu mau dibawakan apa?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ucok : “Kebetulan bang, aku nggak punya ikat pinggang, kau bawakan aku ikat pinggang sajalah.”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Abang : “Susah kali permintaan kau itu… kalau HP, kacamata, dompet mudah ku dapatkan, tapi ikat pinggang… susah kali kutarik itu dari pinggang orang…”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang murid yang dikenal nakal dan rada kurang ajar bertanya pada guru fisikanya yg dikenal sangat kejam.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : Pak saya ada pertanyaan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Apa ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : Sebuah lilin yg menyala ditutup dengan gelas, lilin tersebut mati. Hal itu membuktikan apa ????</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Tidak ada udara di dalam gelas</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : Salah !</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Lalu apa ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : Membuktikan bahwa kita kurang kerjaan …</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">WARTAWAN MENGAKU AYAH KORBAN</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang wartawan sedang meliput peristiwa kecelakaan. Karena banyak orang yg mengerumuni lokasi kecelakaan, shg wartawan tsb tdk dpt menerobos untuk melihat korban dari dekat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Setelah makan MENTOS, wartawan tsb dapat ide. “Minggir-minggir semua, SAYA AYAH KORBAN!”ia berseru. “Saya minta jalan.” Benar saja…..kerumunan itu membiarkan dia lewat. Semua mata terarah kepada wartawan tsb.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Wartawan jadi GR, dalam hati: “Berhasil juga, mentos emang ok!!!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ketika sampai ditengah kerumunan, ia terpana melihat… SEEKOR ANAK MONYET tergeletak tak berdaya! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pada suatu hari ada seorang penebang kayu sedangmenebangi cabang sebuah pohon yang melintang di atas sungai. Tiba-tiba kapaknya terjatuh ke sungai itu.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ketika ia mulai menangis, Tuhan menampakkan diri dan bertanya, “Mengapa kamu menangis?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si penebang kayu menjawab bahwa kapaknya telah terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Segera Tuhan masuk ke dalam air dan muncul dengan sebuah kapak emas.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Bukan” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tuhan masuk kembali ke air dan muncul dengan kapak perak.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Bukan” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sekali lagi Tuhan masuk ke air dan muncul dengan kapak besi.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Ya” jawab si penebang kayu. Tuhan sangat senang dengan kejujurannya dan memberikan ketiga kapak itu kepadanya. Si penebang kayu pulang ke rumahnya dengan hati bahagia.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Beberapa waktu kemudian, si penebang kayu berjalan-jalan di sepanjang sungai dengan istrinya. Tiba-tiba sang istri terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ketika ia mulai menangis, Tuhan menampakkan diri dan bertanya, “Mengapa kamu menangis?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si penebang kayu menjawab bahwa istrinya telah terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Segera Tuhan masuk ke dalam air dan muncul dengan Britney Spears.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Inikah istrimu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Ya” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Mendengar itu, Tuhan menjadi sangat marah. “Kamu berbuat curang! Aku akan mengutukmu…” tegur Tuhan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Nanti dulu,” si penebang kayu segera menjawab.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Maafkan saya, ya Tuhan. Ini hanya kesalahpahaman belaka. Kalau saya berkata “Bukan” pada Britney Spears, Engkau pasti akan muncul kembali dengan Christina Aguilera. Kalau saya juga berkata “Bukan” kepadanya, pada akhirnya Engkau pasti akan muncul dengan istri saya. Dan ketika saya berkata “Ya”, Engkau pasti akan memberikan ketiganya. Saya tidak bisa berlaku adil, dan saya adalah orang miskin. Saya tidak akan mampu menghidupi mereka bertiga. Itu sebabnya saya menjawab “Ya”.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pada suatu kunjungan di sebuah peternakan yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar keluarga harmonis.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang Pemandu Tapos menceritakan bahwa sapi di tempat tersebut sangat sehat dan kuat-kuat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pemandu : “Bapak-bapak dan Ibu-ibu, ini sapi dari New Zealand sangat kuat sehari bisa 5 kali berhubungan dengan sapi betina”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol Bapaknya : “Tuh.. Pak 5 kali sehari, bisa nggak? …masa kalah sama sapi ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pemandu : “Bapak-bapak dan Ibu-ibu, ini sapi Australia lebih kuat lagi, sehari bisa sampai 10 Kali”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ibu-ibu nyenggol lagi Bapaknya : “Tuh.. pak 10 x bayangin …..!!!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bapak – bapak : Grrrrrr !!!! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><img alt=":mad:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bapak-bapak semakin panas dan langsung tanya kepada pemandu, “Pak Pemandu … itu 10 kali berhubungan dengan betinanya yang sama apa beda-beda …?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pemandu : “Ya… beda-beda dong Pak”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Serentak Bapak-bapak langsung senggol ibu ibunya: “Tuh, Bu betinanya beda-beda, boleh nggak …?” </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">UJANG NGLAMAR KERJAAN</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Ujang dari kampung hendak melamar kerja di sebuah perusahaan asing di Jakarta. Padahal bahasa Inggrisnya asli pas-pasan menuju babak belur…tapi dasar nekat, si Ujang melamar juga.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ia disodori formulir berbahasa Inggris.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Euleuh…euleuh….bahasa Inggris, euy!” Ujang langsung ngisi formulir:</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">NAME : UJANG KASEP PISAN</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">ADDRESS: Jl. Atimaung No. 70</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">PHONE : 34598756</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">AGE : 28</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">SEX : ….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sejenak si Ujang berpikir mengernyitkan dahinya, “Walah… kata pak ustad juga tidak boleh ini mah… pamali! Kumaha ini yaah jawabnyah ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Akhirnya Ujang yang polos itu mengisi dengan sejujur-jujurnya…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">SEX: NEVERRR!!!</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">siang itu guru bahasa indonesia sedang mengabsen muridnya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : ahmad</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">ahmad : hadir, pak.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : budi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">budi : hadir</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : emon</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">anak2 : tidak masuk pak</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : apa?? tidak masuk?? pintu segede gitu tidak bisa dimasuki emon!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">ahmad : eh, gak sekolah pak.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : aduh kasian, emon gak bisa sekolah.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">dadang : oh, anu pak, tidak hadir.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">guru : oh, tidak hadir ngomong dong dari tadi.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tolong saya Dok”, kata Budi yang perwira militer pada dokter.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Apa yang bisa saya bantu?”, tanya dokter.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Beberapa hari yang lalu waktu saya pulang dari kantor, saya menangkap basah istri saya sedang berselingkuh dengan lelaki lain. Lalu saya ambil pistol saya dan saya acungkan pada istri saya. Lelaki selingkuhannya berkata bahwa percuma saya membunuh istri saya karena saya akan masuk penjara dan tidak pernah lagi bisa bersama istri saya. Saya luluh, lalu ia mengajak minum kopi”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Lalu apa masalahnya?”, tanya dokter.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Dua hari kemudian istri saya melakukan hal yang sama dengan lelaki yang sama. Saya todongkan pistol ke arah lelaki selingkuhan istri saya, tapi sekali lagi ia membujuk bahwa kalaupun ia mati, istrinya akan berselingkuh lagi dengan lelaki lainnya. Saya luluh dan ia mengajak saya minum kopi”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Jadi apa hubungannya dengan kedatanganmu ke sini?”, tanya dokter.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Tadi saya memergoki istri saya melakukan hal yang sama lagi. Di depan mereka, saya todongkan pistol ke mulut saya, lalu lelaki itu berkata bahwa kalau saya mati akan rugi karena justru memberi peluang seluas-luasnya kepada kami untuk selalu bersama-sama. Saya luluh dan iapun mengajak saya minum kopi”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Langsung ke pokok persoalan aja deh”, kata dokter tak sabar.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Kopi itu bisa merusak kesehatan saya nggak Dok?”.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Berani enggak “gokil” begini ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang Polantas menghentikan mobil seorang pria yang ngebut dengan kecepatan tinggi menerobos lampu merah, dan bermaksud menilangnya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polantas: “Selamat malam Pak. Tolong lihat SIM-nya”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Wah, nggak ada Pak. SIM saya sudah dicabut gara-gara terlalu sering ditilang”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polantas: (Menyeringai) “Oya .? Kalau begitu, tolong perlihatkan STNK-nya”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Nggak punya Pak. Soalnya ini bukan mobil saya. Ini mobil hasil curian”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polantas: “Mobil curian?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Benar Pak. Tapi, tunggu sebentar. Kalau nggak salah ingat, saya lihat ada STNK di kotak perkakas di jok belakang waktu saya menyimpan pistol saya di sana”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polantas: “Hah …? Ada pistol di kotak perkakas?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Iya Pak. Saya menaruh pistol saya di sana ketika saya selesai merampok dan membunuh seorang wanita dan menaruh mayatnya di bagasi”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polantas: “Ada MAYAT di BAGASI ..?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : (Dengan muka dingin) “Iya Pak….”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Mendengar demikian, dengan panik si Polantas menelepon atasannya yang kemudian menghubungi Kapolda. Tidak berapa lama kemudian, mobil itu segera dikepung oleh mobil-mobil polisi dan Kapolda mendekati si pria sambil memintanya untuk tetap tenang.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kapolda: “Boleh saya lihat SIM Anda, Pak ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Oh, tentu”. (SIM-nya masih berlaku dan resmi)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kapolda: “Mobil siapa ini ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Mobil saya Pak. Ini STNK saya”. (Juga masih berlaku)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kapolda: ” Boleh Anda buka kotak perkakas dengan perlahan dan tunjukkan kepada saya pistol Anda di sana ?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Tentu saja Pak, tapi tidak ada pistol disana”. (Tentu saja, memang tidak ada pistol di sana)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kapolda: “Hmm.. kalau begitu, boleh tolong buka bagasinya? Saya mendapat laporan bahwa ada mayat di sana”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Baik Pak …” (Bagasi dibuka dan memang tidak ada mayat di sana.)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kapolda: “Saya tidak mengerti. Petugas yang menghentikan mobil Bapak mengatakan bahwa Bapak tidak mempunyai SIM, mencuri mobil ini, punya pistol di kotak perkakas, habis merampok dan membawa mayat di bagasi”.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Pria : “Oh, begitukah ceritanya .? Saya yakin si pembohong besar itu juga mengatakan kepada Bapak bahwa saya ngebut melanggar lampu merah .”.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di sebuah kelas pelajaran Pancasila, seorang guru yang masih pro Orde Baru bertanya pada siswanya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Siapa yang membangun Indonesia” Tanya si guru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Orde Baru!” jawab murid-murid</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Siapa penjaga persatuan nasional?” Tanya si guru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Orde baru “ jawab murid</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Siapa yang membangun sekolah kita?”, tanya si guru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Orde Baru !” jawab murid.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tapi ternyata tidak semua murid menjawab, satu orang murid tampak duduk berdiam diri sejak tadi.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Kenapa kamu tidak menjawab seperti teman-temanmu? “Tanya si guru menyelidik.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Sebab saya PKI”, jawab si murid.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Kenapa kamu PKI” Tanya si guru</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Sebab ayah saya PKI dan ibu saya PKI”, jawab si murid.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“ Kamu tidak harus menjadi PKI kalau orang tuamu PKI. Kalau ayahmu pencuri dan ibumu pencuri, masak kamu juga mau jadi pencuri?” ujar siguru.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Kalau orang tua saya pencuri, tentu saya pilih orde baru” jawab si murid.</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kisah yang sangat menyeramkan dan mengerikan ini terjadi pada seorang staff laki-laki yang bekerja di lantai 12 Graha Elnusa Jl TB Simatupang Jak-Sel. Suatu malam (hari kamis malam jumat) beliau bekerja lembur dan terpaksa pulang agak larut malam sekitar jam 21:00 malam sendirian. Sampai di depan lift, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa-siapa didalamnya. Dia masuk dan menekan tombol ‘B1′ untuk menuju Basement.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tetapi entah kenapa lift ini bukannya turun melainkan terus naik keatas. Lift berjalan terus hingga sampai ke lantai 16, berhenti dan terbuka. Ketika pintu lift terbuka, ada seorang wanita cantik jelita dan menawan sekali tersenyum manis dan masuk ke lift. Si Staff laki-laki tersebut merasa heran…..karena dia merasa tidak pernah melihat perempuan tersebut selama dia bekerja di gedung tersebut. Perempuan tersebut masuk dan berdiri di belakangnya. Sesaat kemudian tercium wangi bunga melati, maka Diapun bertanya-tanya dalam hatinya …siapa perempuan tersebut, dan kenapa sudah malam begini belum pulang kerumahnya, mau disapa terasa malu, jadi masing-masing saling terdiam.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Dalam suasana hening dan sunyi itu, lift turun perlahan tingkat demi tingkat. Tapi ketika sampai pada lantai 10, tiba-tiba lampu lift padam dan lift berhenti. Seketika itu dia mencium aroma bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu hidungnya. Dan bulu romanya tiba-tiba merinding. Diapun langsung berkeringat dingin dan ……. sebisa-bisanya membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas dikepalanya sambil memberanikan diri dan perlahan-lahan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift menyala. Dan apa yang …..dilihat….? Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada dibelakangnya tertawa malu…dan berkata:</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Seorang pria melihat seekor anjing sedang berbaring di sebelah seorang tua yg sedang duduk membaca koran.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Apakah anjingmu galak?”, tanyanya</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Tidak”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tapi ketika si pria mencoba mengelusnya, si anjing dengan ganas menerkam tangannya dan mengigitnya hingga hampir putus”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Hei! Kamu bilang anjingmu tidak galak!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Memang tidak. Itu bukan anjing saya”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SIAPA PALING BERANI</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di atas geladak kapal perang amerika, tiga pemimpin negara sedang “berdiskusi’ tentang prajurit siapa yang paling BERANI…….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">GEORGE BUSH: kalo anda tahu… prajurit kami adalah yang terberani di seluruh dunia… Eh kebetulan disekitar kapal ada hiu-hiu yang sedang kelaparan lagi berenang cari makan…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">GEORGE BUSH : sersan… sini deh… coba kamu berenang kelilingin ini kapal sepuluhkali</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">SERSAN : (walau tahu ada hiu) siap pak… demi “star and spangled banerr” saya siap…. (akhirnya dia terjun dan mengelilingi kapal sepuluh kali sambil dikejar hiu)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">SERSAN : (naik kapal dan menghadap ) selesai pak!!! long live america!!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">GEORGE BUSH : hebat kamu, kembali ke pasukan</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">TONNY BLAIR : (tak mau ketinggalan, dia panggil sang mayor) mayor, menghadap sebentar (sang mayor datang )…coba kamu kelilingi kapal perang ini sebanyak 50 kali…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">MAYOR : (melihat ada hiu… glek… tapi..) for the queen i am ready to serve!!! pekik sang mayor. (setelah buka baju lalu terjun ke laut dan berenang 50 keliling…dan dikejar hiu juga…)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">MAYOR : (menghadap sang perdana mentri) GOD save the queen!!!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">TONNY BLAIR : hebat kamu… kembali ke tempat…. anda lihat pak bush… prajurit saya lebih berani dari prajurit anda…(tersenyum dengan lebar..)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Presiden Indonesia gak mau kalah juga…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">MEGAWATI : letnan ke sini kamu…. (setelah datang…) saya perintahkan kamu untuk terjun ke laut lalu berenang mengelilingi kapal perang ini sebanyak 100 kali…..ok?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">LETNAN BEJO : hah…. anda gila yah…. apa anda punya otak….nyuruh berenang bersama hiu… kurang ajar !!!! Sang letnanpun pergi meninggalkan sang presiden….</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">MEGAWATI : ( Dengan sangat bangga ) Anda lihat pak bush dan pak blair… kira-kira siapa yang punya prajurit yang sangat BERANI !!!!!……. HIDUP INDONESIA…….</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">GEMBALA KAMBING</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Suatu hari, Fulan berpapasan dengan seorang gembala dengan kambingnya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan bertanya dengan takjub</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan: “Pak, boleh nanya nih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala: “Boleh”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “Kambing-kambing bapak sehat sekali,bapak kasih makan apa?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “mmmm …Yang hitam dulu deh….”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “ohh…kalo yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang putih juga…”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “hmmm…kambing-kambing ini, kuat jalan berapa kilo pak?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “mmmm Yang hitam dulu deh….”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, 4 km sehari”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “kalo yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang putih juga…”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Fulan mulai gondok…. : “kambing ini,menghasilkan banyak bulu ngga pak, pertahunnya?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “(dengan kesalnya) yang hitam dulu deh…”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “oh, yang hitam, banyak…10 kg/th”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “kalo yang putih…?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang putih juga”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “BAPAK KENAPA SIH SELALU NGEBEDAIN KAMBING DUA INI, KALO JAWABANNYA SAMA??????”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “oh, gini dik, soalnya yang hitam itu,punya saya….”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : “Oh gitu pak, maaf kalo saya emosi… , kalo yang putih?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Gembala : “yang putih juga”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Fulan : </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="mailto:#$@%" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">#$@%</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">!!??</span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sepulang dari kantor, gue mampir ke suatu mall buat beli obat di counter apotik kecil yang ada disitu. Setelah nyerahin resepnya, gue beli rokok ke counter disebelahnya dan kemudian gue duduk santai buat nunggu panggilan untuk pengambilan obatnya.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Untuk pengisi waktu, rokok yang baru gue beli langsung aja keluarin dan gue nyalain sebatang. Baru aja jalan tiga isepan, gue udah disamperin sama Security (Satpam) yang ada dideket situ. “Mangap Mas … eh, maksud saya maaf, rokoknya tolong dimati’in deh. Diruangan ber-AC ini dilarang merokok…”, tegor si mas Satpam.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Dengan sok merasa lebih pinter gue mencoba untuk membela diri, sebenernya sih maksudnya untuk menutupi malu karena ditegor Satpam “Laah …, aneh banget peraturan di sini, gue kan beli rokoknya juga disini, di counter yang disitu tuh… kalau gitu disini ya jangan jualan rokok dong…”, kata gue kesel tapi penuh percaya diri.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tapi rupanya Mas Security nggak gentar kena gertak, dengan kalemnya dia jawab: “Yaaahh Mas…, asal anda tahu aja nih. Counter apotik itu juga jual kondom, tapi nggak ada yang ngotot pengen make disini …!!”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Alkisah seorang tukang becak yang bolot dengan seorang turis dari inggris :</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Org Inggris: “COME HERE, COME HERE!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tukang becak: “Hah?! GAMBIR???”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Org Inggris : “WHAT?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tukang becak : “KUAT koq….”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Org Inggris : “LET`S GO!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tukang becak : “Hah?! CENGGO?! Becak bapak lu CENGGO!”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Dahulu kala pernah diadain kontes unjuk kebolehan para jagoan gunain senjata masing2x dr seluruh jagad. Alhasil hanya ada 3 jagoan yg masuk final.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Finalis-1 ROBINHOOD dgn panah mautnya. Dilepas seekor lalat oleh juri dia langsung membidik dan wuuuutt… kena.. Lalat jatuh terbelah jd 2 bagian. Penonton & juri berdecak kagum.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Finalis-2 ZORRO dgn anggar kilatnya. Dilepas jg seekor lalat dan beet… bett… Lalat jatuh terbelah jd 4 bagian. Penonton & juri tambah berdecak kagum.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Finalis3 SI PITUNG dgn golok saktinya. Lagi2x dilepas seekor lalat dan beett…beett..Lalatnya tetep aja terbang santai. Penonton meneriaki & mengejek…HUUUUU..!. Kemudian juri dgn herannya bertanya “Hai Pitung apa hebatnya dgn golok kamu ??”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Pitung dgn santai & yakin banget menjawab “Ehh elu2x pade kagak liat ape itu Lalat baru aja gue SUNAT!!!”..</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">PENONTON & JURI : “HAAAHHHH!!!!!!????”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">AS mengebom Iraq, tetapi bunker Saddam sedikitpun tak tertembus, sehingga presiden AS menelepon ke Indonesia, meminta bantuan langsung kepada Bapak Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono presiden kita.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kata SBY : “Kami tidak bisa membantu apa-apa, anda sendiri pasti mengerti bahwa kami tidak mempunyai peralatan miltier secanggih negara anda. Jadi, kalau negara anda tidak bisa menembus bunker Iraq, apalagi kami…..!!??” jawab presiden.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Presiden AS lalu menjawab, “Saya tidak minta bantuan peralatan militer, cukup tolong kirim si INUL buat ngebor Bunker..!!”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Atun marah-marah ama si Dul karena di kentutin.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Atun: “Dul yg bener dong masa sih elo kentutin gua”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Dul : “Sekarang gua tanya kentut itu baik apa buruk?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Atun: ” Ya jelas kentut itu buruk”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Dul: ” Makanya kalo buruk gua buang!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Atun: ” Terus kalo gua jawab baik?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Dul : “Makanya gua bagi ame elo!”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di sebuah sekolah dasar, suatu saat seorang guru bertanya pada salah satu muridnya:</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bu Guru : “Hei Udin tolong jawab pertanyaan ibu yaach…, Kalo ada 5 ekor burung di jendela, kemudian ditembak satu, berapa yang masih tertinggal??????”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Udin : “Habis dong Bu, kan lainnya pada terbang”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bu Guru : “Salah, harusnya dijawab masih tinggal 4 ekor, tapi saya seneng kok cara kamu berpikir…..”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di saat yang lain Udin balik bertanya pada Bu Guru.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Udin : “Bu Guru tolong jawab pertanyaan saya…Kalo ada tiga orang cewek, masing-masing membawa es krim, cewek pertama makan es krim dengan menggenggam contongnya, yang kedua dengan menjilati es krim tersebut, yang ketiga langsung mengulumnya, Manakah diantara cewek itu yang sudah menikah?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bu Guru : “Haaahhhh ….. pasti yang makannya dengan mengulum langsung yaaaa”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Udin : “Salah….. harusnya dijawab yang sudah pake cincin kawin, tapi saya senang lihat cara berpikir Bu Guru”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Bu Guru : </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="mailto:??!!!%23@$%" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">??!!!#@$%</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">^</span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Satu ketika teman saya yang tinggal di amerika pulang kerja, tapi ia salah memasukkan nomor alarm karena lupa. Tiba-tiba polisi datang, karena nomor yang dimasukkan salah maka alarm secara otomatis langsung terhubung ke 911.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Polisi bertanya dari mobilnya sambil senapan diarahkan kepada teman saya, katanya, “Where do you come from, Sir?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Teman saya menjawab, “Indonesia Sir!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kebetulan si polisi ini waktu ia dinas di California sempat belajar pencak silat sama orang indonesia. Kemudian polisi ini bertanya, “Do you know pencak silat?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Yes, Sir!” teman saya menjawab sambil ketakutan, “PANCASILA: Satu, Ketuhanan Yang Mahaesa, Dua …. (dst.)”</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Anak anak, Indonesia terletak antara dua samudra dan dua…?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : “Benuaaaa….!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Salah ! Yang benar Indonesia terletak diantara dua samudra dan dua duanya amatlah dalam…!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Sekarang flora dan fauna. Kalau akan paus binatang mamalia , buaya binatang reptilia, kambing binatang herbivora. Sedangkan macan adalah binatang….?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Mudrid : “Carnivora !”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Kalian ini memang goblok ….Macan adalah binatang yang amat menakutkan…!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : ??????</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Sekarang tentang kesehatan. Kemarin si budi jatuh dari pohon, dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai batu tajam sehingga keluar…?”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid : “Darahhh….!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Aduuuhhhh, Benar benar goblok! Yang benar Dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai batu tajam sehingga keluarganya kelabakan…!”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Murid: </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><a href="mailto:%$%@^#$@^%#$" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">%$%@^#$@^%#$</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">@@#@</span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di sebuah TK seorang guru menanyai tiga orang muridnya tentang huruf.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Adi huruf apa yang kamu hafalin?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Adi : A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Pak, karena cita-cita saya jadi pemusik jadi cukup hafal huruf itu saja.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Kalau kamu Heru ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Heru : A, B dan O, Pak soalnya cita-cita saya kerja di PMI jadi untuk menghafal golongan darah cukup huruf itu saja.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : “Kalau kamu Ida?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ida : A dan H, Pak</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Guru : Lho kok cuma itu?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ida : Ya, Pak soalnya dengan huruf itu saya sudah dapat cari duit, kan tinggal bilang: ‘Ah… Ah…</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">MADE IN JAPAN</span></strong></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Di luar Hotel Hilton, seorang turis jepang, mau pergi ke bandara, naik taxi di jalan, tiba2 mobil kencang banget, menyalip taxinya si jepang, dan dengan bangga si jepang berteiak,</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Aaaah Toyota made in japan sangat cepat…!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Nggak lama kemudian mobil lain nyalip juga taxinya si jepang, si Jepang teriak lagi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“Aaah Nissan made in japan.. sangat cepat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Nggak lama lagi lewat lagi satu mobil menyalip taxinya si jepang, dia teriak lagi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">“AAaah Mitsubishi made in japan sangat cepat…! .</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">kali ini sopir taxi, kesal melihat penumpangnya yang bener-bener nasionalis, di bandara sopir taxi bilang ke si jepang…</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Supir taxi: “100 dollars please…..”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Si Jepang: 100 dollars..?! It’s not that far from the hotel….!!!!!!!!!!!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Supir taxi: “Aaaah… Argometer made in japan sangat cepat……..”!!!!!! ???</span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">NAMA JEPANG DAN KERJAANNYA</strong></span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kuraba Sakumu –> Pencopet.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sayabisa Urusi –> Calo.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Nikita Sukanari –> Penari di tempat hiburan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Samakami Sampepagi –> Cewek penghibur di nightclub.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Takasi Kamucoba –> Sales door to door.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kosewa Rumaku –> Pemilik rumah kontrakan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kitakasi Murasaja –> Seorang pemilik toko.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Minumi Kabeh –> Seorang pemabuk.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Yukasi Kitaterima –> Kasir.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Akusuka Takuti –> Preman.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Mukamu Sayabedaki –> Pekerja salon.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sini Takupotongi –> Tukang pangkas.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Ayodiri Satusatu –> Pemimpin upacara baris-berbaris.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Takada Gaji –> Pengangguran.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Aigaya Sanasini –> Fotomodel.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kitabuka Kamupoto –> Fotomodel porno.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Akubuka Kamumasuki –> Penjaga pintu gerbang.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Sukabawa Sayuri –> Tukang sayur.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Tyada Ruma –> Gelandangan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Yukira Kitaawasi –> Pengawas Pajak.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kanji Kitakasi –> Tukang jual tepung.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Maunya Chiumi –> Parfum tester.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Kusabuni Itunoda –> Tukang cuci.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Satemura Oke –> Tukang sate.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Disini Adaguchi –> Penjual keramik.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;">Masimuda Masutipi –> Artis cilik.</span></li>
</ul></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">———————————————–</span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Udah dulu ya. Ngantuk nih abis masuk malem. Pengen bobo dulu. Sambung lagi lain kali <img alt=":mrgreen:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-90326024560845203412012-03-12T04:56:00.001-07:002012-03-18T02:28:17.165-07:00Cerita Lucu Banget<h2 class="single" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Arial Black', arial, sans-serif; font-size: 23px; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: -1px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kumpulan Cerita Lucu Part-1</span></span></h2><div class="entry" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><img alt="" class="alignnone" height="266" src="http://sigitsusinggih.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kucing.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" width="400" /></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tadi malam di opis iseng-iseng buka berkas imel-imel gelundungan dan menemukan sejumlah imel berisi cerita lucu. Gue compile sekalian dan sajikan di sini. Lumayan buat bekal ngabuburit. Kalau belum pernah baca ya syukurlah, kalau sudah ya syukurlah juga <img alt=":mrgreen:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; 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background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">KISAH SEORANG DOKTER</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang lelaki yang kebetulan seorang dokter muda, merasa sangat tidak enak dengan apa yang telah terjadi.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ia pulang ke rumah dengan wajah suntuk. Setibanya di rumah, ia merebahkan diri di ranjang dan pikirannya kacau.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lalu ia mendengar suara dalam kepalanya berkata,</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Sudahlah, nggak usah terlalu dipikirkan. Skandal dokter berhubungan intim dengan pasiennya terjadi di mana-mana. Jadi kamu nggak usah kuatir.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lelaki tersebut mencoba untuk setuju, tapi apa yang telah terjadi pagi itu terbayang kembali dan perasaan tidak enak muncul lagi.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ia membalikkan badan dan mendengar lagi suara dalam kepalanya,</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Nggak usah kuatir,orang sudah mulai terbiasa dengan skandal hubungan seksual antara dokter dan pasiennya.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lelaki itu mulai rileks dan perasaannya berangsur-angsur membaik…………….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ketika tiba-tiba suara lain dalam kepalanya berkata,</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Tapi masalahnya kamu kan dokter hewan…”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">DUA PRIA DI AKHIRAT</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ada dua pria, baru saja meninggal, sedang menunggu nasib di pintu akhirat, karena iseng, mereka kemudian mengobrol.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 1 : “Sebab apa kamu meninggal ?”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 2 : “Mati beku”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 1 : “Bagaimana rasanya mati beku ?”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 2 : “Nggak terlalu sakit, mula2x merasa dingin, lalu merasa badan mulai beku, dan selanjutnya gampang saja, tahu2x saya sudah berada di sini, lha situ sendiri kenapa matinya ?”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 1 : “Serangan jantung, saya selalu curiga, istri saya ada main dengan cowok lain, jadi satu hari saya pulang kantor lebih cepat, saya mendengar suara pria, lalu segera saya lari ke kamar saya di lantai dua, istri</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">saya ada di ranjang, tapi kok tidak ada orang lain, saya buka lemari pakaian, tidak ada orang, saya lari ke dapur dilantai satu, nggak ada orang, saya lari ke kamar mandi, melewati kulkas, nggak ada orang juga, terus saya lari langsung ke lantai 3, & begitu sampai, saya kena serangan jantung & mati”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria 2 : “Sayang sekali, coba kalau waktu itu anda buka saja itu pintu kulkas, mungkin kita berdua nggak bakal mati”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SOPIR TAKSI BARU</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Setelah berjalan sekian lama, penumpang menepuk pundak sopir taksi untuk menanyakan sesuatu. Reaksinya sungguh tak terduga. Sopir taksi begitu terkejutnya sampai tak sengaja menginjak gas lebih dalam dan hampir saja menabrak mobil lain.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akhirnya ia bisa menguasai kemudi dan menghentikan mobilnya di pinggir jalan.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Tolong, jangan sekali-sekali melakukan itu lagi,” kata sopir taksi dengan wajah pucat dan menahan marah.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Penumpang: “Maaf, saya tidak bermaksud mengejutkan. Saya tidak mengira kalau menyentuh pundak saja bisa begitu mengejutkan Bapak.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sopir taksi: “Persoalannya begini, ini hari pertama saya jadi sopir taksi. Bapak juga merupakan penumpang pertama.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Penumpang: “Oh begitu. Terus, kok bisa kaget begitu?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sopir taksi: “Sebelumnya saya adalah sopir mobil jenazah.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">LOGIC THINKER</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pada suatu hari di suatu bar, masuklah seorang berpakaian perlente dan minum di bar tersebut.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sang bartender melihat manusia keren tersebut tertarik dan bertanya: Apa pekerjaan bung? Lalu orang itu menjawab, ooooo saya adalah seorang Logic Thinker.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si bartender bingung dan bertanya : apa itu pekerjaan logic thinker?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Orang itu menjawab: wah susah menerangkannya, soalnya memang bukan pekerjaan yang lazim, tapi saya akan kasih anda contoh saja, ok?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bartender : Ok!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Begini, pertama-tama saya bertanya dulu, apakah anda punya akuarium?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bartender : O ya saya punya akuarium buesuaaarrr di rumah.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Nah kalo anda punya akuarium , logisnya anda punya ikan</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bartender : O ya saya punya ikan berbagai jenis</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : nah kalo anda punya ikan , anda pasti sayang binatang</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : Oya betul sekali saya sangat sayang pada binatang</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Kalo anda sayang binatang, apalagi pada anak anda!! Anda pasti sangat menyayangi anak anda.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : Betul sekali (kegirangan) saya mencintai anak saya lebih dari ikan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Nah logisnya, jika punya anak pasti punya istri.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : Anda kok tahu? saya memang punya istri cantik jelita.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Tentu saja saya tahu karena itu semua hanya logis saja. nah sekarang pertanyaan terakhir, jika anda punya istri dan anak, berarti anda tidak impoten!!! betul?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : 100% betul saya tidak impoten.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">tamu : Nah begitulah kira-kira logic thinker itu.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : oooo begitu tho? saya ngerti sekarang (sambil takjub)</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lalu setelah tamu itu pergi, datanglah teman si bartender dan bertanya:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">teman : eh, kamu tadi kok asyik sekali omong apa?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : ooo tadi saya membicarakan pekerjaan orang itu sebagai logic thinker</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">teman : apa itu logic thinker</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : Begini lho saya terangkan (lagaknya kumat) pertama-tama saya tanya dahulu : kamu punya akuarium ndak?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">teman : ndak punya tuh?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">bartender : (berseru dengan keras dan pasti) BERARTI ANDA IMPOTEN!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">ISTRI CANTIK DAN JELEK DI MATA SUAMI</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik ga sempet masak buat suami atau masakannya ga enak</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: ndak papa sayang? kita makan di restoran aja yuk?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek ga sempet masak buat suami atau masakannya ga enak</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: masakan kok sama tampang sama? sama2 ga enak</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik kebelet minta dibeliin mobil baru</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: sabar ya sayang, nabung dulu? apa sih yang nggak aku beri</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">buat kamu?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek kebelet minta dibeliin mobil baru</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: kamu tuh? ga tau apa cari duit susah, minta aneh2 lagi</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik lagi hamil tua lewat depan suami</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: sayang? wanita itu kalu sedang hamil justru sexy lho</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek lagi hamil tua lewat depan suami</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: weleh? gentong jalan, ngapain sih mondar mandir aje</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik ga mau nyuci pakaian</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: ahhh kan ada pembantu dan mesin cuci, lagian ntar tangan kamu</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">jadi kasar lho?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek ga mau nyuci pakaian</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: dasar sok? timbang nyuci pakaian aja ga mau? (sambil geleng2</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kepala)</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik lagi ngambek dan cemberut</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: kamu biar cemberut gitu tetep keliatan manis kok yang?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek lagi ngambek dan cemberut</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: muka dari tadi dilipet ga dilipet juga sama aja?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik lupa bangunin suami untuk kerja</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: kamu tidurnya nyenyak banget ya semalam, gapapa kok sekali2</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">aku telat kekantor?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek lupa bangunin suami untuk kerja</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: Tidur apa pingsan? aku bakal kena marah boss nih gara2 kamu?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik dandan pake make up mahal</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: kamu tambah cantik deh? I Love You</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek dandan pake make up mahal</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: dasar BUBOR? Ibu-ibu Boros?!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik kentut</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: ga papa sayang? kl kentut di tahan2 bikin penyakit lho?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek kentut</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Suami bilang: bau tau ga?! ga ada sopan santunnya sama sekali</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik ngajak plesiran ke Bali</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: Bali is beautiful place</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kalo istri jelek ngajak plesir ke bali</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: alah? ancol aja kenapa yang deket!!!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik lagi sakit</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: Sebentar lagi juga sembuh? kamu banyak istirahat ya</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek lagi sakit</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: wah? jangan2 bentar lagi nih? namanya juga umur</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik pulang kerja lembur sampe malam</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: kamu pasti lelah sekali malam ini?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek pulang kerja sampe malam</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: Ngapain sih ngelembur2 segala sampe lupa masakin suami</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">************************************************** ********</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri cantik udah bbrp kali melahirkan</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: ikutan senam di gym aja biar tetap bugar dan km tetap cantik</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kalo istri jelek udah bbrp kali melahirkan</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">suami bilang: Tuh badan melar semua? ikutan senam sana tiap minggu pagi di</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">halaman PUSKESMAS?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">KAKEKNYA MONYET</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang penjual topi berjalan melintasi hutan. Karena cuaca panas, ia memutuskan beristirahat sejenak dibawah sebuah pohon besar. Sebelum merebahkan diri, ia meletakkan keranjang berisi topi-topi dagangan disampingnya. Beberapa jam ia terlelap dan terbangun oleh suara-suara ribut.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Hal pertama yang disadarinya adalah bahwa semua topi dagangannya telah hilang. Kemudian ia mendengar suara monyet-monyet di atas pohon. Ia mendongak keatas dan betapa terkejutnya ia melihat pohon itu penuh dengan monyet. Yang semuanya mengenakan topi-topinya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Penjual topi itu terduduk dan berpikir keras bagaimana caranya ia bisa mendapatkan kembali topi-topi dagangannya yang sedang dibuat main-main oleh monyet-monyet itu. Ia berpikir dan berpikir, dan mulai menggaruk-garuk kepalanya. Ternyata monyet-monyet itu menirukan tingkah lakunya. Kemudian, ia melepas topinya dan mengipas-ngipaskan ke wajahnya. Ternyata monyet-monyet itu pun melakukan hal yang sama.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Aha..! Ia pun mendapat ide..! Lalu ia membuang topinya ke tanah, dan monyet-monyet itu juga membuang topi-topi di tangan mereka ke tanah. Segera saja si penjual itu mengumpulkan dan mendapatkan kembali semua topi-topinya. Ia pun melanjutkan perjalanannya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lima puluh tahun kemudian, cucu dari si penjual topi itu juga menjadi seorang penjual topi juga dan telah mendengar cerita tentang monyet-monyet itu dari kakeknya. Suatu hari, persis seperti kakeknya, ia melintasi hutan yang sama. Ia beristirahat di bawah pohon yang sama dan meletakkan keranjang berisi topi-topi dagangan di sampingnya. Ketika terbangun iapun menyadari kalau monyet-monyet dipohon tersebut telah mengambil semua topi-topinya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ia pun teringat akan cerita kakeknya. Ia mulai menggaruk-garuk kepala, dan monyet-monyet itu menirukannya. Ia melepas topinya dan mengipas-ngipaskan ke wajahnya, monyet-monyet itu masih menirukannya. Nah, sekarang ia merasa yakin akan ide kakeknya. Kemudian ia melempar topinya ke tanah. Tapi kali ini ia yang terkejut, karena monyet-monyet itu tidak menirukannya dan tetap memegangi topi-topi itu erat-erat.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kemudian, seekor monyet turun dari pohon, mengambil topi yang dilemparkan oleh cucu penjual topi itu, lalu menepuk bahunya sambil berkata,</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Emangnya cuman elo aja yang punya kakek…?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SELINGKUH SIIHHH….</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dhani lagi nyantep sarapan sambil baca koran di halaman depan, ketika ia tiba-2 dikagetkan dengan sebuah pukulan di belakang kepalanya…. “toennggg……..” demikian bunyi piring seng yg dipukulkan oleh istrinya dan tepat mengenai botaknya….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nggak ada ujan nggak ada angin digituin, si Dhani marah-2…</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“He..!! ngapain mukul-2 suamimu ????”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Lu dasar laki-2 hidung belang…..” balas istrinya “siapa DESI yang kamu tulis namanya di kertas dalam dompetmu itu ?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dhani sempat gelagapan, nyaris kepergok selingkuhnya dengan DESI, untung dia langsung ketemu jurus ampuh buat menghindar…..</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“O… rupanya itu toh….. DESI itu nama Kuda taruhan, kemarin aku sempet taruhan sama temen-2 di kantor….”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Untung sang istri percaya, jadi perang dunia tak jadi meletus….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tiga hari kemudian…. “TOENG…” kali ini rantang mendarat di kepala Dhani yang botak dengan lebih kenceng… Ampir semaput….Dhani marah-2 sama istrinya….</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Kenapa kau pukul aku Mam ???” Istrinya dengan kalem menjawab : “TUH… KUDAMU telepon nyari kamu……”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">OLEH-OLEH DARI ABANG</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Hai Butet kalau abang pulang dari Jakarta kamu minta apa?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Butet : “Sekarang kan udah zamannya modern aku minta HP lah Bang”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Bagus permintaan kamu nanti abang bawakan”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Hai Sinaga kamu minta apa?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sinaga : “Aku minta kaca mata biar kaya artis di TV.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Oh.. tenang nanti abang bawakan”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Siburian kamu mau dibawakan apa?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Siburian : “Aku minta dompet kulit yang asli Bang, disini khan tiruan semua”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Oh.. gampang nanti abang bawakan…”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Ucok kamu mau dibawakan apa?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ucok : “Kebetulan bang, aku nggak punya ikat pinggang, kau bawakan aku ikat pinggang sajalah.”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Abang : “Susah kali permintaan kau itu… kalau HP, kacamata, dompet mudah ku dapatkan, tapi ikat pinggang… susah kali kutarik itu dari pinggang orang…”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">MURID DAN GURU</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang murid yang dikenal nakal dan rada kurang ajar bertanya pada guru fisikanya yg dikenal sangat kejam.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : Pak saya ada pertanyaan</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Apa ?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : Sebuah lilin yg menyala ditutup dengan gelas, lilin tersebut mati. Hal itu membuktikan apa ????</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Tidak ada udara di dalam gelas</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : Salah !</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Lalu apa ?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : Membuktikan bahwa kita kurang kerjaan …</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">WARTAWAN MENGAKU AYAH KORBAN</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang wartawan sedang meliput peristiwa kecelakaan. Karena banyak orang yg mengerumuni lokasi kecelakaan, shg wartawan tsb tdk dpt menerobos untuk melihat korban dari dekat.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Setelah makan MENTOS, wartawan tsb dapat ide. “Minggir-minggir semua, SAYA AYAH KORBAN!”ia berseru. “Saya minta jalan.” Benar saja…..kerumunan itu membiarkan dia lewat. Semua mata terarah kepada wartawan tsb.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Wartawan jadi GR, dalam hati: “Berhasil juga, mentos emang ok!!!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ketika sampai ditengah kerumunan, ia terpana melihat… SEEKOR ANAK MONYET tergeletak tak berdaya! <img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">TUKANG KAYU YANG JUJUR</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pada suatu hari ada seorang penebang kayu sedangmenebangi cabang sebuah pohon yang melintang di atas sungai. Tiba-tiba kapaknya terjatuh ke sungai itu.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ketika ia mulai menangis, Tuhan menampakkan diri dan bertanya, “Mengapa kamu menangis?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si penebang kayu menjawab bahwa kapaknya telah terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Segera Tuhan masuk ke dalam air dan muncul dengan sebuah kapak emas.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Bukan” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tuhan masuk kembali ke air dan muncul dengan kapak perak.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Bukan” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sekali lagi Tuhan masuk ke air dan muncul dengan kapak besi.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Inikah kapakmu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Ya” jawab si penebang kayu. Tuhan sangat senang dengan kejujurannya dan memberikan ketiga kapak itu kepadanya. Si penebang kayu pulang ke rumahnya dengan hati bahagia.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Beberapa waktu kemudian, si penebang kayu berjalan-jalan di sepanjang sungai dengan istrinya. Tiba-tiba sang istri terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ketika ia mulai menangis, Tuhan menampakkan diri dan bertanya, “Mengapa kamu menangis?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si penebang kayu menjawab bahwa istrinya telah terjatuh ke dalam sungai.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Segera Tuhan masuk ke dalam air dan muncul dengan Britney Spears.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Inikah istrimu?” Tuhan bertanya.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Ya” si penebang kayu menjawab.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mendengar itu, Tuhan menjadi sangat marah. “Kamu berbuat curang! Aku akan mengutukmu…” tegur Tuhan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Nanti dulu,” si penebang kayu segera menjawab.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Maafkan saya, ya Tuhan. Ini hanya kesalahpahaman belaka. Kalau saya berkata “Bukan” pada Britney Spears, Engkau pasti akan muncul kembali dengan Christina Aguilera. Kalau saya juga berkata “Bukan” kepadanya, pada akhirnya Engkau pasti akan muncul dengan istri saya. Dan ketika saya berkata “Ya”, Engkau pasti akan memberikan ketiganya. Saya tidak bisa berlaku adil, dan saya adalah orang miskin. Saya tidak akan mampu menghidupi mereka bertiga. Itu sebabnya saya menjawab “Ya”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">BERSAING SAMA SAPI</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pada suatu kunjungan di sebuah peternakan yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar keluarga harmonis.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang Pemandu Tapos menceritakan bahwa sapi di tempat tersebut sangat sehat dan kuat-kuat.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pemandu : “Bapak-bapak dan Ibu-ibu, ini sapi dari New Zealand sangat kuat sehari bisa 5 kali berhubungan dengan sapi betina”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol Bapaknya : “Tuh.. Pak 5 kali sehari, bisa nggak? …masa kalah sama sapi ?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pemandu : “Bapak-bapak dan Ibu-ibu, ini sapi Australia lebih kuat lagi, sehari bisa sampai 10 Kali”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ibu-ibu nyenggol lagi Bapaknya : “Tuh.. pak 10 x bayangin …..!!!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bapak – bapak : Grrrrrr !!!! <img alt=":mad:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mad.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bapak-bapak semakin panas dan langsung tanya kepada pemandu, “Pak Pemandu … itu 10 kali berhubungan dengan betinanya yang sama apa beda-beda …?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pemandu : “Ya… beda-beda dong Pak”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Serentak Bapak-bapak langsung senggol ibu ibunya: “Tuh, Bu betinanya beda-beda, boleh nggak …?” <img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">UJANG NGLAMAR KERJAAN</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Ujang dari kampung hendak melamar kerja di sebuah perusahaan asing di Jakarta. Padahal bahasa Inggrisnya asli pas-pasan menuju babak belur…tapi dasar nekat, si Ujang melamar juga.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ia disodori formulir berbahasa Inggris.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Euleuh…euleuh….bahasa Inggris, euy!” Ujang langsung ngisi formulir:</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">NAME : UJANG KASEP PISAN</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">ADDRESS: Jl. Atimaung No. 70</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">PHONE : 34598756</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">AGE : 28</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">SEX : ….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sejenak si Ujang berpikir mengernyitkan dahinya, “Walah… kata pak ustad juga tidak boleh ini mah… pamali! Kumaha ini yaah jawabnyah ?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akhirnya Ujang yang polos itu mengisi dengan sejujur-jujurnya…</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">SEX: NEVERRR!!!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"></strong></span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">MENTANG-MENTANG GURU BAHASA INDONESIA</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">siang itu guru bahasa indonesia sedang mengabsen muridnya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : ahmad</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">ahmad : hadir, pak.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : budi</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">budi : hadir</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : emon</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">anak2 : tidak masuk pak</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : apa?? tidak masuk?? pintu segede gitu tidak bisa dimasuki emon!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">ahmad : eh, gak sekolah pak.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : aduh kasian, emon gak bisa sekolah.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">dadang : oh, anu pak, tidak hadir.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">guru : oh, tidak hadir ngomong dong dari tadi.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SELINGKUH</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tolong saya Dok”, kata Budi yang perwira militer pada dokter.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Apa yang bisa saya bantu?”, tanya dokter.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Beberapa hari yang lalu waktu saya pulang dari kantor, saya menangkap basah istri saya sedang berselingkuh dengan lelaki lain. Lalu saya ambil pistol saya dan saya acungkan pada istri saya. Lelaki selingkuhannya berkata bahwa percuma saya membunuh istri saya karena saya akan masuk penjara dan tidak pernah lagi bisa bersama istri saya. Saya luluh, lalu ia mengajak minum kopi”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Lalu apa masalahnya?”, tanya dokter.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Dua hari kemudian istri saya melakukan hal yang sama dengan lelaki yang sama. Saya todongkan pistol ke arah lelaki selingkuhan istri saya, tapi sekali lagi ia membujuk bahwa kalaupun ia mati, istrinya akan berselingkuh lagi dengan lelaki lainnya. Saya luluh dan ia mengajak saya minum kopi”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Jadi apa hubungannya dengan kedatanganmu ke sini?”, tanya dokter.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Tadi saya memergoki istri saya melakukan hal yang sama lagi. Di depan mereka, saya todongkan pistol ke mulut saya, lalu lelaki itu berkata bahwa kalau saya mati akan rugi karena justru memberi peluang seluas-luasnya kepada kami untuk selalu bersama-sama. Saya luluh dan iapun mengajak saya minum kopi”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Langsung ke pokok persoalan aja deh”, kata dokter tak sabar.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Kopi itu bisa merusak kesehatan saya nggak Dok?”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">TIPS MENGHADAPI POLANTAS</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Berani enggak “gokil” begini ?</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang Polantas menghentikan mobil seorang pria yang ngebut dengan kecepatan tinggi menerobos lampu merah, dan bermaksud menilangnya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polantas: “Selamat malam Pak. Tolong lihat SIM-nya”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Wah, nggak ada Pak. SIM saya sudah dicabut gara-gara terlalu sering ditilang”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polantas: (Menyeringai) “Oya .? Kalau begitu, tolong perlihatkan STNK-nya”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Nggak punya Pak. Soalnya ini bukan mobil saya. Ini mobil hasil curian”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polantas: “Mobil curian?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Benar Pak. Tapi, tunggu sebentar. Kalau nggak salah ingat, saya lihat ada STNK di kotak perkakas di jok belakang waktu saya menyimpan pistol saya di sana”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polantas: “Hah …? Ada pistol di kotak perkakas?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Iya Pak. Saya menaruh pistol saya di sana ketika saya selesai merampok dan membunuh seorang wanita dan menaruh mayatnya di bagasi”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polantas: “Ada MAYAT di BAGASI ..?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : (Dengan muka dingin) “Iya Pak….”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mendengar demikian, dengan panik si Polantas menelepon atasannya yang kemudian menghubungi Kapolda. Tidak berapa lama kemudian, mobil itu segera dikepung oleh mobil-mobil polisi dan Kapolda mendekati si pria sambil memintanya untuk tetap tenang.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kapolda: “Boleh saya lihat SIM Anda, Pak ?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Oh, tentu”. (SIM-nya masih berlaku dan resmi)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kapolda: “Mobil siapa ini ?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Mobil saya Pak. Ini STNK saya”. (Juga masih berlaku)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kapolda: ” Boleh Anda buka kotak perkakas dengan perlahan dan tunjukkan kepada saya pistol Anda di sana ?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Tentu saja Pak, tapi tidak ada pistol disana”. (Tentu saja, memang tidak ada pistol di sana)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kapolda: “Hmm.. kalau begitu, boleh tolong buka bagasinya? Saya mendapat laporan bahwa ada mayat di sana”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Baik Pak …” (Bagasi dibuka dan memang tidak ada mayat di sana.)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kapolda: “Saya tidak mengerti. Petugas yang menghentikan mobil Bapak mengatakan bahwa Bapak tidak mempunyai SIM, mencuri mobil ini, punya pistol di kotak perkakas, habis merampok dan membawa mayat di bagasi”.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pria : “Oh, begitukah ceritanya .? Saya yakin si pembohong besar itu juga mengatakan kepada Bapak bahwa saya ngebut melanggar lampu merah .”.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">ANAK KOMUNIS</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di sebuah kelas pelajaran Pancasila, seorang guru yang masih pro Orde Baru bertanya pada siswanya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Siapa yang membangun Indonesia” Tanya si guru</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Orde Baru!” jawab murid-murid</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Siapa penjaga persatuan nasional?” Tanya si guru</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Orde baru “ jawab murid</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Siapa yang membangun sekolah kita?”, tanya si guru</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Orde Baru !” jawab murid.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tapi ternyata tidak semua murid menjawab, satu orang murid tampak duduk berdiam diri sejak tadi.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Kenapa kamu tidak menjawab seperti teman-temanmu? “Tanya si guru menyelidik.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Sebab saya PKI”, jawab si murid.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Kenapa kamu PKI” Tanya si guru</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Sebab ayah saya PKI dan ibu saya PKI”, jawab si murid.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“ Kamu tidak harus menjadi PKI kalau orang tuamu PKI. Kalau ayahmu pencuri dan ibumu pencuri, masak kamu juga mau jadi pencuri?” ujar siguru.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Kalau orang tua saya pencuri, tentu saya pilih orde baru” jawab si murid.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">HANTU CANTIK DI LIFT</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kisah yang sangat menyeramkan dan mengerikan ini terjadi pada seorang staff laki-laki yang bekerja di lantai 12 Graha Elnusa Jl TB Simatupang Jak-Sel. Suatu malam (hari kamis malam jumat) beliau bekerja lembur dan terpaksa pulang agak larut malam sekitar jam 21:00 malam sendirian. Sampai di depan lift, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa-siapa didalamnya. Dia masuk dan menekan tombol ‘B1′ untuk menuju Basement.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tetapi entah kenapa lift ini bukannya turun melainkan terus naik keatas. Lift berjalan terus hingga sampai ke lantai 16, berhenti dan terbuka. Ketika pintu lift terbuka, ada seorang wanita cantik jelita dan menawan sekali tersenyum manis dan masuk ke lift. Si Staff laki-laki tersebut merasa heran…..karena dia merasa tidak pernah melihat perempuan tersebut selama dia bekerja di gedung tersebut. Perempuan tersebut masuk dan berdiri di belakangnya. Sesaat kemudian tercium wangi bunga melati, maka Diapun bertanya-tanya dalam hatinya …siapa perempuan tersebut, dan kenapa sudah malam begini belum pulang kerumahnya, mau disapa terasa malu, jadi masing-masing saling terdiam.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dalam suasana hening dan sunyi itu, lift turun perlahan tingkat demi tingkat. Tapi ketika sampai pada lantai 10, tiba-tiba lampu lift padam dan lift berhenti. Seketika itu dia mencium aroma bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu hidungnya. Dan bulu romanya tiba-tiba merinding. Diapun langsung berkeringat dingin dan ……. sebisa-bisanya membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas dikepalanya sambil memberanikan diri dan perlahan-lahan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift menyala. Dan apa yang …..dilihat….? Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada dibelakangnya tertawa malu…dan berkata:</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Maaf ya Mas’, saya kentut ..”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">PUNYA ANJING TIDAK GALAK</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seorang pria melihat seekor anjing sedang berbaring di sebelah seorang tua yg sedang duduk membaca koran.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Apakah anjingmu galak?”, tanyanya</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Tidak”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tapi ketika si pria mencoba mengelusnya, si anjing dengan ganas menerkam tangannya dan mengigitnya hingga hampir putus”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Hei! Kamu bilang anjingmu tidak galak!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Memang tidak. Itu bukan anjing saya”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">SIAPA PALING BERANI</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di atas geladak kapal perang amerika, tiga pemimpin negara sedang “berdiskusi’ tentang prajurit siapa yang paling BERANI…….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">GEORGE BUSH: kalo anda tahu… prajurit kami adalah yang terberani di seluruh dunia… Eh kebetulan disekitar kapal ada hiu-hiu yang sedang kelaparan lagi berenang cari makan…</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">GEORGE BUSH : sersan… sini deh… coba kamu berenang kelilingin ini kapal sepuluhkali</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">SERSAN : (walau tahu ada hiu) siap pak… demi “star and spangled banerr” saya siap…. (akhirnya dia terjun dan mengelilingi kapal sepuluh kali sambil dikejar hiu)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">SERSAN : (naik kapal dan menghadap ) selesai pak!!! long live america!!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">GEORGE BUSH : hebat kamu, kembali ke pasukan</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">TONNY BLAIR : (tak mau ketinggalan, dia panggil sang mayor) mayor, menghadap sebentar (sang mayor datang )…coba kamu kelilingi kapal perang ini sebanyak 50 kali…</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MAYOR : (melihat ada hiu… glek… tapi..) for the queen i am ready to serve!!! pekik sang mayor. (setelah buka baju lalu terjun ke laut dan berenang 50 keliling…dan dikejar hiu juga…)</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MAYOR : (menghadap sang perdana mentri) GOD save the queen!!!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">TONNY BLAIR : hebat kamu… kembali ke tempat…. anda lihat pak bush… prajurit saya lebih berani dari prajurit anda…(tersenyum dengan lebar..)</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Presiden Indonesia gak mau kalah juga…</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MEGAWATI : letnan ke sini kamu…. (setelah datang…) saya perintahkan kamu untuk terjun ke laut lalu berenang mengelilingi kapal perang ini sebanyak 100 kali…..ok?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">LETNAN BEJO : hah…. anda gila yah…. apa anda punya otak….nyuruh berenang bersama hiu… kurang ajar !!!! Sang letnanpun pergi meninggalkan sang presiden….</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MEGAWATI : ( Dengan sangat bangga ) Anda lihat pak bush dan pak blair… kira-kira siapa yang punya prajurit yang sangat BERANI !!!!!……. HIDUP INDONESIA…….</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">GEMBALA KAMBING</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Suatu hari, Fulan berpapasan dengan seorang gembala dengan kambingnya.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan bertanya dengan takjub</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan: “Pak, boleh nanya nih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala: “Boleh”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “Kambing-kambing bapak sehat sekali,bapak kasih makan apa?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “mmmm …Yang hitam dulu deh….”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, dia makannya rumput basah”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “ohh…kalo yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang putih juga…”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “hmmm…kambing-kambing ini, kuat jalan berapa kilo pak?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “mmmm Yang hitam dulu deh….”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “oh, kalo yang hitam, 4 km sehari”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “kalo yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang putih juga…”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Fulan mulai gondok…. : “kambing ini,menghasilkan banyak bulu ngga pak, pertahunnya?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang mana dulu nih? yang hitam atau yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “(dengan kesalnya) yang hitam dulu deh…”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “oh, yang hitam, banyak…10 kg/th”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “kalo yang putih…?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang putih juga”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “BAPAK KENAPA SIH SELALU NGEBEDAIN KAMBING DUA INI, KALO JAWABANNYA SAMA??????”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “oh, gini dik, soalnya yang hitam itu,punya saya….”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : “Oh gitu pak, maaf kalo saya emosi… , kalo yang putih?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gembala : “yang putih juga”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Fulan : <a href="mailto:#$@%" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">#$@%</a>!!??</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">DILARANG MEROKOK</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sepulang dari kantor, gue mampir ke suatu mall buat beli obat di counter apotik kecil yang ada disitu. Setelah nyerahin resepnya, gue beli rokok ke counter disebelahnya dan kemudian gue duduk santai buat nunggu panggilan untuk pengambilan obatnya.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Untuk pengisi waktu, rokok yang baru gue beli langsung aja keluarin dan gue nyalain sebatang. Baru aja jalan tiga isepan, gue udah disamperin sama Security (Satpam) yang ada dideket situ. “Mangap Mas … eh, maksud saya maaf, rokoknya tolong dimati’in deh. Diruangan ber-AC ini dilarang merokok…”, tegor si mas Satpam.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dengan sok merasa lebih pinter gue mencoba untuk membela diri, sebenernya sih maksudnya untuk menutupi malu karena ditegor Satpam “Laah …, aneh banget peraturan di sini, gue kan beli rokoknya juga disini, di counter yang disitu tuh… kalau gitu disini ya jangan jualan rokok dong…”, kata gue kesel tapi penuh percaya diri.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tapi rupanya Mas Security nggak gentar kena gertak, dengan kalemnya dia jawab: “Yaaahh Mas…, asal anda tahu aja nih. Counter apotik itu juga jual kondom, tapi nggak ada yang ngotot pengen make disini …!!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">BOLOT</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Alkisah seorang tukang becak yang bolot dengan seorang turis dari inggris :</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Org Inggris: “COME HERE, COME HERE!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tukang becak: “Hah?! GAMBIR???”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Org Inggris : “WHAT?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tukang becak : “KUAT koq….”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Org Inggris : “LET`S GO!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tukang becak : “Hah?! CENGGO?! Becak bapak lu CENGGO!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">UNJUK KEBOLEHAN</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dahulu kala pernah diadain kontes unjuk kebolehan para jagoan gunain senjata masing2x dr seluruh jagad. Alhasil hanya ada 3 jagoan yg masuk final.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Finalis-1 ROBINHOOD dgn panah mautnya. Dilepas seekor lalat oleh juri dia langsung membidik dan wuuuutt… kena.. Lalat jatuh terbelah jd 2 bagian. Penonton & juri berdecak kagum.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Finalis-2 ZORRO dgn anggar kilatnya. Dilepas jg seekor lalat dan beet… bett… Lalat jatuh terbelah jd 4 bagian. Penonton & juri tambah berdecak kagum.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Finalis3 SI PITUNG dgn golok saktinya. Lagi2x dilepas seekor lalat dan beett…beett..Lalatnya tetep aja terbang santai. Penonton meneriaki & mengejek…HUUUUU..!. Kemudian juri dgn herannya bertanya “Hai Pitung apa hebatnya dgn golok kamu ??”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Pitung dgn santai & yakin banget menjawab “Ehh elu2x pade kagak liat ape itu Lalat baru aja gue SUNAT!!!”..</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">PENONTON & JURI : “HAAAHHHH!!!!!!????”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">BUNKER SADDAM…!!</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">AS mengebom Iraq, tetapi bunker Saddam sedikitpun tak tertembus, sehingga presiden AS menelepon ke Indonesia, meminta bantuan langsung kepada Bapak Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono presiden kita.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kata SBY : “Kami tidak bisa membantu apa-apa, anda sendiri pasti mengerti bahwa kami tidak mempunyai peralatan miltier secanggih negara anda. Jadi, kalau negara anda tidak bisa menembus bunker Iraq, apalagi kami…..!!??” jawab presiden.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Presiden AS lalu menjawab, “Saya tidak minta bantuan peralatan militer, cukup tolong kirim si INUL buat ngebor Bunker..!!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">KENTUT ITU BAIK ATAU BURUK?</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Atun marah-marah ama si Dul karena di kentutin.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Atun: “Dul yg bener dong masa sih elo kentutin gua”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Dul : “Sekarang gua tanya kentut itu baik apa buruk?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Atun: ” Ya jelas kentut itu buruk”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Dul: ” Makanya kalo buruk gua buang!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Atun: ” Terus kalo gua jawab baik?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Dul : “Makanya gua bagi ame elo!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">BENGAL ATAU KREATIF?</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di sebuah sekolah dasar, suatu saat seorang guru bertanya pada salah satu muridnya:</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bu Guru : “Hei Udin tolong jawab pertanyaan ibu yaach…, Kalo ada 5 ekor burung di jendela, kemudian ditembak satu, berapa yang masih tertinggal??????”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Udin : “Habis dong Bu, kan lainnya pada terbang”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bu Guru : “Salah, harusnya dijawab masih tinggal 4 ekor, tapi saya seneng kok cara kamu berpikir…..”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di saat yang lain Udin balik bertanya pada Bu Guru.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Udin : “Bu Guru tolong jawab pertanyaan saya…Kalo ada tiga orang cewek, masing-masing membawa es krim, cewek pertama makan es krim dengan menggenggam contongnya, yang kedua dengan menjilati es krim tersebut, yang ketiga langsung mengulumnya, Manakah diantara cewek itu yang sudah menikah?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bu Guru : “Haaahhhh ….. pasti yang makannya dengan mengulum langsung yaaaa”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Udin : “Salah….. harusnya dijawab yang sudah pake cincin kawin, tapi saya senang lihat cara berpikir Bu Guru”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bu Guru : <a href="mailto:??!!!%23@$%" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">??!!!#@$%</a>^</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">PENCAK SILAT</strong></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Satu ketika teman saya yang tinggal di amerika pulang kerja, tapi ia salah memasukkan nomor alarm karena lupa. Tiba-tiba polisi datang, karena nomor yang dimasukkan salah maka alarm secara otomatis langsung terhubung ke 911.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Polisi bertanya dari mobilnya sambil senapan diarahkan kepada teman saya, katanya, “Where do you come from, Sir?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Teman saya menjawab, “Indonesia Sir!”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kebetulan si polisi ini waktu ia dinas di California sempat belajar pencak silat sama orang indonesia. Kemudian polisi ini bertanya, “Do you know pencak silat?”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Yes, Sir!” teman saya menjawab sambil ketakutan, “PANCASILA: Satu, Ketuhanan Yang Mahaesa, Dua …. (dst.)”</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">GURU DAN MURID</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Anak anak, Indonesia terletak antara dua samudra dan dua…?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : “Benuaaaa….!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Salah ! Yang benar Indonesia terletak diantara dua samudra dan dua duanya amatlah dalam…!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Sekarang flora dan fauna. Kalau akan paus binatang mamalia , buaya binatang reptilia, kambing binatang herbivora. Sedangkan macan adalah binatang….?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mudrid : “Carnivora !”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Kalian ini memang goblok ….Macan adalah binatang yang amat menakutkan…!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : ??????</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Sekarang tentang kesehatan. Kemarin si budi jatuh dari pohon, dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai batu tajam sehingga keluar…?”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid : “Darahhh….!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Aduuuhhhh, Benar benar goblok! Yang benar Dia pingsan, tungkainya mengenai batu tajam sehingga keluarganya kelabakan…!”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Murid: <a href="mailto:%$%@^#$@^%#$" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">%$%@^#$@^%#$</a>@@#@</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">CARA DAPAT DUIT</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di sebuah TK seorang guru menanyai tiga orang muridnya tentang huruf.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Adi huruf apa yang kamu hafalin?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Adi : A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Pak, karena cita-cita saya jadi pemusik jadi cukup hafal huruf itu saja.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Kalau kamu Heru ?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Heru : A, B dan O, Pak soalnya cita-cita saya kerja di PMI jadi untuk menghafal golongan darah cukup huruf itu saja.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : “Kalau kamu Ida?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ida : A dan H, Pak</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Guru : Lho kok cuma itu?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ida : Ya, Pak soalnya dengan huruf itu saya sudah dapat cari duit, kan tinggal bilang: ‘Ah… Ah…</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;">MADE IN JAPAN</span></strong></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Di luar Hotel Hilton, seorang turis jepang, mau pergi ke bandara, naik taxi di jalan, tiba2 mobil kencang banget, menyalip taxinya si jepang, dan dengan bangga si jepang berteiak,</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Aaaah Toyota made in japan sangat cepat…!</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nggak lama kemudian mobil lain nyalip juga taxinya si jepang, si Jepang teriak lagi</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“Aaah Nissan made in japan.. sangat cepat.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nggak lama lagi lewat lagi satu mobil menyalip taxinya si jepang, dia teriak lagi</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">“AAaah Mitsubishi made in japan sangat cepat…! .</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">kali ini sopir taxi, kesal melihat penumpangnya yang bener-bener nasionalis, di bandara sopir taxi bilang ke si jepang…</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Supir taxi: “100 dollars please…..”</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Si Jepang: 100 dollars..?! It’s not that far from the hotel….!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Supir taxi: “Aaaah… Argometer made in japan sangat cepat……..”!!!!!! ???</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"><strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: black; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">NAMA JEPANG DAN KERJAANNYA</strong></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kuraba Sakumu –> Pencopet.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sayabisa Urusi –> Calo.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nikita Sukanari –> Penari di tempat hiburan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Samakami Sampepagi –> Cewek penghibur di nightclub.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Takasi Kamucoba –> Sales door to door.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kosewa Rumaku –> Pemilik rumah kontrakan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kitakasi Murasaja –> Seorang pemilik toko.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Minumi Kabeh –> Seorang pemabuk.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Yukasi Kitaterima –> Kasir.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akusuka Takuti –> Preman.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mukamu Sayabedaki –> Pekerja salon.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sini Takupotongi –> Tukang pangkas.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ayodiri Satusatu –> Pemimpin upacara baris-berbaris.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Takada Gaji –> Pengangguran.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Aigaya Sanasini –> Fotomodel.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kitabuka Kamupoto –> Fotomodel porno.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akubuka Kamumasuki –> Penjaga pintu gerbang.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sukabawa Sayuri –> Tukang sayur.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tyada Ruma –> Gelandangan.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Yukira Kitaawasi –> Pengawas Pajak.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kanji Kitakasi –> Tukang jual tepung.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Maunya Chiumi –> Parfum tester.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kusabuni Itunoda –> Tukang cuci.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Satemura Oke –> Tukang sate.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Disini Adaguchi –> Penjual keramik.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Masimuda Masutipi –> Artis cilik.</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">———————————————–</span></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 4px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Udah dulu ya. Ngantuk nih abis masuk malem. Pengen bobo dulu. Sambung lagi lain kali <img alt=":mrgreen:" class="wp-smiley" src="http://sigitsusinggih.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; max-width: 500px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: -25%;" /></span></span></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-37248404755231230372012-03-12T04:32:00.001-07:002012-03-18T02:28:29.775-07:00Kata Kata Galau Lucu Untuk Facebook Terbaru.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIYn9a8G3gUGzZzZ7uKmjfSfEmzKE5zFOHhLxaI41CbC9EX8nLfFaaoRU-MgcbAPMcCFVaNKC9fz3LXJfYpJl-5HpITOmgx-TAvjUPWKoMxPimdojYnMDYpOwZcKkBg3veYUEmSgEfhUE/s1600/Kata-Lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIYn9a8G3gUGzZzZ7uKmjfSfEmzKE5zFOHhLxaI41CbC9EX8nLfFaaoRU-MgcbAPMcCFVaNKC9fz3LXJfYpJl-5HpITOmgx-TAvjUPWKoMxPimdojYnMDYpOwZcKkBg3veYUEmSgEfhUE/s320/Kata-Lucu.png" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></div><div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: 'Georgia Serif';"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><br />
<div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalian Sering <i style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">ngegombal</i> atau sering <i style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">di gombalin</i>??hehee yang pasti kedua-dua nya suka kalian lakukan :)</span></div><div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berikut <u style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Kata Kata Galau Lucu Untuk Facebook Terbaru</b></u>.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif';"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif';"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif';"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></span><br />
<blockquote class="tr_bq" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cinta aku ke kamu tuh ibarat bulu ketek. Meski dicukur terus, dy bakal ttp tumbuh. Bahkan lebih lebat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cinta aku ke kamu itu ibarat bulu idung.. Idung ga akan bisa tanpa bulunya, begitu jg aku tanpa kamu.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cinta kita itu kaya bulan sm matahari. Meski ada dilangit yang sama, tapi ga akan pernah bertemu.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">yg paling menderita ngeliatin org pacaran makan malem bareng keluarga ya jomblo ngekos :p</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Org klo botak didpn artinya suka mikir.. Kalau di belakang artinya dia pintar.. Kalau depan belakang dia pikir dia pintar!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo macet gausa klakson2! Emg tuh klakson bisa bikin jalanan jd lancar?! Kampungan!</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tau arti cewe WABAH? Cewe yg dari belakang WAH! Dari depan BAH!! *kenyot kecebong*</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Oh ini twitter yah? Kirain tmpt perkumpulan FBI. Abis banyak mata2 TL sih</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Oh ini twitter yah? Kirain diary.. Abisnya banyak yg curhat di TL sih</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">manusia itu tak boleh mencintai sesama jenis, maka bercintalah dengan lain jenis seperti monyet, babi anjing dan binatang lainnya</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Contek mencontek itu bukan kecurangan di kalangan pelajar, tapi tradisi</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Wanita itu kaya lampu trafic light, kalo lagi merah itu gk boleh di terobos</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lebih baik kamu NEGATIVE thinking dari pada kamu POSITIVE hamil.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ROKOK TIDAK BERBAHAYA BAGI KESEHATAN selama TIDAK ADA KOREKNYA</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Niat belajar, cek tl, banyak mention, keasyikan, ngantuk, tidur, ga jadi belajar</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Seseorang bakal terasa berharga saat kita kehilangannya.Pengen bikin pasanganmu berharga? Tinggalkan dia~ B)</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hewan apa yang minta dicium? Cium-Me Cium-Me</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">NAK INI TWITTER BARU BAPAK, CEPAT DI FOLLOW, JGN DIHUBUNGI DULU BAPAK LAGI DI KANTOR POLISI !</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ini twitter yah? Kirain tong sampah. Abis banyak yang nyampah sih</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tak perlu kau ucapkan kata-kata indah untukku, sesungguhnya yg kubutuhkan cuma hartamu</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tak perlu kau ucapkan kata-kata indah untukku, sesungguhnya yg kubutuhkan adalah pembuktianmu</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dulu mau boker diem2 aja. Jaman sekarang, mau boker ja ngetwit dulu.. “Duh pengen boker”</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">KoesPlus pasti sedih ngeliat jomblo2 masa kini yg suka galau. Karena klo mereka dulu malah senang.</span></li>
</ul></blockquote><div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></div><div style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Itulah <b style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Kata Kata Galau Lucu Untuk Facebook Dan Twitter</b>, semoga bermanfaat :)</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-88322607309819722862012-03-12T04:28:00.001-07:002012-03-18T02:28:42.194-07:00Kata-Kata Bijak Lucu<div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: small; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3EACxoN1Z8BxEqRLAwchWwzDXjDx8Iw49wO1tOZ00Jr_W4lKeWaQHNIgsVUR7mQ8prdvQAShvqI0v2MKF3Fj3gO075b7cPBevSHWCI4iwu-7rWnXqsNedFonZU5QBxD6Jpc1R9SxW23w/s1600/kat+bijak.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><img border="0" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3EACxoN1Z8BxEqRLAwchWwzDXjDx8Iw49wO1tOZ00Jr_W4lKeWaQHNIgsVUR7mQ8prdvQAShvqI0v2MKF3Fj3gO075b7cPBevSHWCI4iwu-7rWnXqsNedFonZU5QBxD6Jpc1R9SxW23w/s320/kat+bijak.jpg" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" width="320" /></span></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;">Berikut </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><b style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><u style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Kata Kata Bijak Lucu Terbaru</u></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;">, di bawah ini :</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></span><br />
<blockquote class="tr_bq" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: small; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Uang bukan segalanya. Masih ada Mastercard dan Visa.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kita seharusnya menyukai binatang. Mereka rasanya lezat.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hematlah air. Mandilah di bawah shower bersama kekasih kita.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Di belakang setiap pria sukses ada seorang wanita hebat. Di belakang setiap pria yang tidak sukses ada dua.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cintailah tetangga. Tetapi jangan sampai tertangkap basah.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Orang bijaksana tidak menikah. Setelah menikah mereka menjadi bijak sana dan bijak sini.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cinta itu photogenic. Dia memerlukan tempat gelap untuk berkembang.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pakaian itu adalah pagar pelindung. Pagar seharusnya melindungi tanpa menghalangi pemandangan yang indah.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu. Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa. Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu. Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Masa depan tergantung pada impian kamu. Maka pergilah tidur saja sekarang !</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berlatih membuat kita menjadi sempurna, tapi tidak ada manusia yang sempurna, jadi buat apa kita susah payah berlatih?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Belajar buat kita pinter pinter buat kita sukses sukses buat kita kaya kaya buat kita sombong sombong di benci oleh tuhan MAKANYA KITA GA USAH BELAJAR!!..</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cinta itu buta… buta itu ga bisa ngliat.. karena ga bsa ngeliat jadi megang2.. nah megang2 itu enak.. jadi mendingan jadi orang buta..</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Masa depan itu bagaimana nanti, masa depan itu nanti bagaimana jadi bingung</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Wanita cantik bukan menjadi jaminan kehidupan kita menyenangkan, apalagi yang jelek</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Menahan gelak tawa itu tidak sehat. Gelak tawa akan turun ke bawah dan membasahi celana Anda.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pandangilah langit sebagai kebesaran tuhan, pandangilah laut sebagai anugrah tuhan, dan pandangilah cermin sebagai kutukan tuhan.</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dalam pantat yang sehat, terdapat kentut yang kuat</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Semakin banyak belajar, semakin banyak yang kita tahu, Semakin banyak yang kita tahu, semakin banyak yang kita lupa, Semakin banyak yang kita lupa, semakin sedikit yang kita tahu. Jadi kenapa kita sibuk belajar ?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Diam itu emas, emas itu kuning, kuning itu tai, jadi diam-diam cepirit</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berakit-rakit dahulu berenang-renang ke tepian...bersakit-sakit dahulu, meriang-meriang kemudian...</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya tidak ngiler dengan harta atau tahta...tapi saya ngiler kalo tidur miring</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kegagalan adalah kesuksesan yang tertunda...kebohongan adalah kejujuran yang tertunda </span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berlatih membuat kita menjadi sempurna, tapi tidak ada manusia yang sempurna, jadi buat apa kita susah payah berlatih?</span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Jangan pernah jatuh cinta sama sekampung, karena satu saja sudah repot, bagaimana kalau satu kampung..??</span></li>
</ul></blockquote><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;">Itulah</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><b style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><u style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Kata Kata Bijak Lucu Terbaru</u></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;">, semoga bermanfaat. Jangan lupa pencet tombol Share Facebook </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Georgia Serif'; font-size: x-small;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dalam kelas baru murid sekolah dasar kelas 1. Seperti biasa terjadi kenal mengenal antara guru dan murid.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Siapa nama kamu?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Murid : “Amelia”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Kalau ibu kamu siapa?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Murid : “Mama”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Maksud ibu guru, nama Ibu kamu”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Murid : “Iya , Mama”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Okelah, sekarang bagaimana Ayah kamu panggil Ibu kamu?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Murid : “Eh, monyong”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Seorang pasien wanita jatuh cinta dengan dokter giginya sampai mereka seakan tidak dapat dipisahkan lagi.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter : “Sayang, sudah saatnya kita mulai untuk tidak usah bertemu lagi, karena suatu saat kemungkinan hubungan kita akan terbongkar oleh suami kamu bila kita begini terus”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Pasien : “Tenang sayang, suamiku itu bodoh. Buktinya udah 6 bulan ini dia tidak pernah curiga kalau aku sering alasan pergi ke dokter gigi”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter : “Iya sayang, tapi sekarang gigimu tinggal satu”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Suatu hari Andi yang baru berumur lima tahun kepergok sedang memainkan telepon oleh ibunya, ketika dia tau buru-buru gagang telepon itu disimpannya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Apa yang sedang kamu lakukan?” tanya ibunya kemudian.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Telepon tante Sarah”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Bagaimana kamu bisa menelepon dia? Nomornya aja kamu belum tahu, kan?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Aku tahu dan aku tadi menelepon dia,” jawab Andi cepat.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Ibunya memberi penjelasan dan meyakinkan Andi bahwa dia tidak tahu nomor telepon tante Sarah tapi Andi tetep aja keukeuh bahwa tadi dia meneleponnya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Baik,” kata ibunya,”Lalu apa yang dia katakan waktu tadi kamu meneleponnya?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Dia bilang ’salah sambung….’” =))</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Ini merupakan percakapan antara dokter dengan seorang pasien bernama Gugun yang kena penyakit diare.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter : “Sakit apa,…?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Gugun : “Anu dok,… mual-mual dan muntah-muntah.”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter : “Buang air besarnya bagaimana,…?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Gugun : “Seperti biasa dok, jongkok.”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Pasien : “Dok… setiap saya minum kopi dari cangkir, rasanya mata kanan saya seperti ada yang menusuk-nusuk dok.”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter : “OOO.. itu masalahnya. Kalo begitu, setiap mau minum kopi keluarkan dulu sendoknya dari dalam cangkir.”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Pasien : “O… Terima kasih, Dok..”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Seorang pria datang ke dokter kelamin dengan keluhan,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Dokter, alat kelamin saya kok Merah-merah?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter pun menjawab, “Wah gawat itu, jangan-jangan anda terkena penyakit kelamin yang menular”.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Lalu dokter dan pria itu pun masuk ke kamar periksa untuk diperiksa oleh dokter tersebut,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Coba kita lihat alat kelamin saudara”, kata sang dokter.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Setelah melihat dengan teliti dokter itu pun berdiri dan kembali ke ruang prakteknya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Bagaimana dok, apa penyakit saya?”, tanya pria itu.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dokter pun menjawab, “Lain kali bilang sama pacar kamu kalau memakai lipstik jangan tebal-tebal…”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Seorang lelaki dengan tergesa-gesa dan terburu-buru menyerobot masuk ke ruang bersalin, dan beberapa saat kemudian lelaki itu tampak keluar didorong memakai kursi roda oleh seorang suster karena pingsan. Sarman heran kenapa lelaki ini, karena penasaran Udin segera menghapiri beberapa dokter yang ada di ruang bersalin.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Sarman bertanya, “dok, boleh tahu kenapa lelaki yang baru datang tadi tiba tiba pingsan?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Dengan tenang si dokter menjawab, “Oh itu dia terburu-buru datang kesini karena isterinya akan segera melahirkan, tapi dia lupa sesuatu,”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Lupa apa, dok?” tanya Sarman lagi.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">“Dia lupa membawa istrinya.” kata dokter. :-/</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Anak anak, Indonesia terletak antara dua samudra dan dua…?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Murid : “Benuaaaa….!”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Salah ! Yang benar Indonesia terletak diantara dua samudra dan dua duanya amatlah dalam…!”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Sekarang flora dan fauna. Kalau akan paus binatang mamalia , buaya binatang reptilia, kambing binatang herbivora. Sedangkan macan adalah binatang….?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Mudrid : “Carnivora !”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Kalian ini memang bodoh ….Macan adalah binatang yang amat menakutkan…!”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">ketika itu Saroso duduk di kelas 1 SMP. Sampailah pelajaran Ilmu Pengetahuan Alam, dan gurunya menanyakan siapa yang menemukan listrik. Karena tak seorangpun murid menjawab,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Saroso memberanikan diri untuk menjawab.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Saroso : Oh, kalau itu saya tahu bu, itu pasti Thomas Alva Edison</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Bu guru : Agak jengkel ibu guru bertanya , Mengapa tidak dari tadi kamu</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">menjawabnya, padahal kamu bisa.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Saroso : Saya masih bingung bu??, kalau Thomas Alva Edison yang menemukan listrik. Trus siapa bu yang menghilangkan listiknya???</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Empat orang wanita cantik sedang berjalan di depan rumahku.”. Adi, coba ubah kalimat tadi menjadi kalimat seru.!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Adi : “WOOOW…!!!”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Ada seorang siswa yang sangat malas ke sekolah. Sebut saja namanya Udin. Ketika dia datang, langsung dihadang oleh gurunya sembari</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">bertanya.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Udin, kenapa kamu tak pernah datang ke sekolah 1 minggu terakhir ini ?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Udin : “Saya tidak datang karena hujan, bu.”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Guru : “Kalau hujan tidak berhenti selama 1 bulan, apa artinya itu,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Udin ?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">Udin :”Itu artinya banjir, bu.”</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-46696213184294953372012-03-09T03:14:00.003-08:002012-03-18T02:29:33.025-07:00Cerita Tentang Persahabatan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Untuk semua sahabat, cerita dari Sahabat tentang persahabatan.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berharap dapat memberi inspirasi yang positip.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Salam hangat,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Waktu saya masih amat kecil, ayah sudah memiliki telephone di rumah kami. Inilah telephone masa awal, warnanya hitam, di tempelkan di dinding, dan kalau mau menghubungi operator, kita harus memutar sebuah putaran dan minta disambungkan dengan nomor telephone lain.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sang operator akan menghubungkan secara manual.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dalam waktu singkat, saya menemukan bahwa , kalau putaran diputar , sebuah suara yang ramah, manis, akan berkata :</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Operator ” Dan si operator ini maha tahu.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia tahu semua nomor telephone orang lain. Ia tahu nomor telephone restaurant, rumah sakit, bahkan nomor telephone toko kue di ujung kota.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pengalaman pertama dengan sang operator terjadi waktu tidak ada seorangpun di rumah dan jempol kiri saya terjepit pintu. Saya berputar-putar kesakitan dan memasukkan jempol ini ke dalam mulut tatakala saya ingat …operator! !!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Segera saya putar bidai pemutar dan menanti suaranya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Di sini operator…”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Jempol saya kejepit pintu…” kata saya sambil menangis. Kini emotion bisa meluap, karena ada yang mendengarkan.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Apakah ibumu ada di rumah?” tanyanya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Tidak ada orang”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Apakah jempolmu berdarah?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Tidak, cuma warnanya merah, dan sakiiit sekali”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Bisakah kamu membuka lemari es?” tanyanya.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Bisa, naik di bangku”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">” Ambillah sepotong ice dan tempelkan pada jempolmu….”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sejak saat itu saya selalu menelephone operator kalau perlu sesuatu. Waktu tidak bisa menjawab pertanyaan ilmu bumi, apa nama ibu kota sebuah negara. Tanya tentang mathematics. Ia juga menjelaskan bahwa tupai yang saya tangkap untuk dijadikan binatang peliharaan , makannya kacang atau buah.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Suatu hari, burung peliharaan saya mati. Saya telpon sang operator dan melaporkan berita duka cita ini.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia mendengarkan semua keluhan, kemudian mengutarakan kata kata hiburan yang biasa diutarakan orang dewasa untuk anak kecil yang sedang sedih. Tapi rasa belasungkawa saya terlalu besar.Saya tanya: “Kenapa burung yang pintar menyanyi dan menimbulkan sukacita sekarang tergeletak tidak bergerak di kandangnya?”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia berkata pelan: “Karena ia sekarang menyanyi di dunia lain….”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kata-kata ini – ngga tau bagaimana – menenangkan saya. Lain kali saya telephone dia lagi.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Di sini operator”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Bagaimana mengeja kata kukuruyuk?”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kejadian ini berlangsung sampai saya berusia 9 tahun.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kami sekeluarga kemudian pindah kota lain. Saya sangat kehilangan “Di sini operator”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya tumbuh jadi remaja, kemudian anak muda, dan kenangan masa kecil selalu saya nikmati. Betapa sabarnya wanita ini. Betapa penuh pengertian dan mau meladeni anak kecil.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Beberapa tahun kemudian, saat jadi mahasiswa, saya study trip ke kota asal. Segera sesudah saya tiba, saya menelpon kantor telephone dan minta bagian “operator”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Di sini operator” Suara yang sama.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ramah tamah yang sama.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya tanya: “Bisa ngga eja kata kukuruyuk”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Hening sebentar. Kemudian ada pertanyaan: “Jempolmu yang kejepit pintu sudah sembuh kan?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya tertawa. “Itu Anda… Wah waktu berlalu begitu cepat ya.”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya terangkan juga betapa saya berterima kasih untuk semua pembicaraan waktu masih kecil. Saya selalu menikmatinya. Ia berkata serious: “Saya yang menikmati pembicaraan dengan mu. Saya selalu menunggu nunggu kau menelpon”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya ceritakan bahwa, ia menempati tempat khusus di hati saya. Saya bertanya apa lain kali boleh menelponnya lagi.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Tentu, nama saya Saly”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tiga bulan kemudian saya balik ke kota asal. Telephone operator.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Suara yang sangat beda dan asing.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya minta bicara dengan operator yang namanya Saly.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Suara itu bertanya “Apa Anda temannya?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Ya teman sangat lama.”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Maaf untuk kabarkan hal ini, Saly beberapa tahun terakhir bekerja paruh waktu karena sakit sakitan, dan dia meninggal lima minggu yang lalu….”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Sebelum saya meletakkan telephone, tiba tiba suara itu bertanya:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Maaf, apakah Anda bernama Paul?”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Ya”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Saly meninggalkan sebuah pesan buat Anda. Dia menulisnya di atas sepotong kertas, sebentar ya….”</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ia kemudian membacakan pesan Saly:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Bilang pada Paul, bahwa IA SEKARANG MENYANYI DI DUNIA LAIN… Paul akan mengerti kata kata ini….”</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya meletakkan gagang telephone.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Saya tahu apa yang Saly maksudkan.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">“Selamat bernyanyi di dunia lain, Sally, sahabatku, operator telephone yang bagiku tidak ada duanya di dunia ini”, ucap saya dalam hati.</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-14503919869415796432012-03-09T03:12:00.001-08:002012-03-18T02:29:17.573-07:00CERITA CERITA YANG PALING LUCU SEDUNIA DARIKU UNTUKMU<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-879288965541953238" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; position: relative; width: 586px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">***""KENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT..............""***</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">di suatu bis yang penuh sesak dengan penumpang tedengar bunyi kentut agak pelan</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">tapi membuat kegaduhan</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Tuuttt...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">penumpang1: buset ada yang kentut lagi</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">penumpang2: iya panas, macet pake acara kentut segala..</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">penumpang3: duh mana bau banget,wooi siapa sih yang kentut</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">penumpang1: pasti yang kentut blom bayar nihhh...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">secara spontan seorang nenek yang duduk lalu berdiri</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">nenek: enak aja lo orang gua udah bayar.... tanya aja sama abang nya...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">AYO TEBAK JIKA ADA ANAK KECIL INGIN DUDUK DISEBELAH TEMANNYA, DIA AKAN BILANG....</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo ada anak kecil yang ingin duduk di sebelah temennya, dia akan bilang.."tetelen titit dong. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">"JURUS PAMUNGKAS DARIKU DALAM BAB MERAYU CEWEK"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Mbak, ayah mbak pasti ahli</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">perbintangan ya?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek: Ah.. tidak, mang kenapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Saya lihat ada bintang dimata</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">mbak...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">duduk dikursi itu, pindah deket saya</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">saja...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek: Loh? Emangnya kenapa??</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Biar gak dikerubung semut..</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">soalnya mbak manis sich...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Mbak punya obeng nggak?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek: Hah? Gak Punya tuh!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kan?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Mbak itu seperti sendok ya...?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek: Kenapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Karena mbak udah ngaduk-ngaduk</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">perasaanku...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Mbak seorang interior designer</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ya??</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cewek: Bukan! Kenapa?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cowok: Karena ketika mbak masuk,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ruangan ini jadi kelihatan lebih</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">indah...</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">"SURAT CINTAKU UNTUKMU YANG WAJIB HUKUMNYA KAMU BACA"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Archimedes dan Newton tak akan mengerti Medan magnet</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">yang berinduksi di antara kita</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Einstein dan Edison tak sanggup merumuskan E=mc2</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ah tak sebanding dengan momen cintaku</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Pertama kali bayangmu jatuh tepat di fokus hatiku</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Nyata, tegak, diperbesar dengan kekuatan lensa</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">maksimum</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagai tetes minyak milikan jatuh di ruang hampa</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Cintaku lebih besar dari bilangan avogadro...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Walau jarak kita bagai matahari dan Pluto saat</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">aphelium</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Amplitudo gelombang hatimu berinterfensi dengan hatiku</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Seindah gerak harmonik sempurna tanpa gaya pemulih</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bagai kopel gaya dengan kecepatan angular yang tak</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">terbatas</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Energi mekanik cintaku tak terbendung oleh friksi</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Energi potensial cintaku tak terpengaruh oleh tetapan</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">gaya</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Energi kinetik cintaku = -mv~</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bahkan hukum kekekalan energi tak dapat menandingi</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">hukum kekekalan di antara kita</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Lihat hukum cinta kita</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Momen cintaku tegak lurus dengan momen cintamu</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Menjadikan cinta kita sebagai titik ekuilibrium yang</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">sempurna</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dengan inersia tak terhingga</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Takkan tergoyahkan impuls atau momentum gaya</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Inilah resultan momentum cinta kita...</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">***""iDiiiH iDiiiH... PATAH HATI PLUS DI TAMBAH PATAH TULANG""***</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Suatu hari disebuah taman terdapat satu orang CeweQ sebut aja Tina,dan satu CowoQ</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">sebut aja Tono!pada saat itu mereka sedang bertengkar:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tina : Tono!!apa kamu selingkuh dengan wanita lain?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tono : Nggak,Sayank sumpah...!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tina : Lalu itu Siapa ha..?("SeorangCeweQ dateng")</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tono : Itu bukan siapa-siapa? untukku</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tina : Kamu siapanya Tono!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** CeweQ1 :Aq Pacarna dia...~</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tina : ("Amarah Seperti setan")Sambil Bicara (Tono!!!!!!,Awas kamu ya!!!!!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tono : Ampun Tin~</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tina : ("Tina Sangat Marah")Tanpa Sadar dia melempar tono ke Pagar tanaman,dan</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">(Glubrak!!!)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Tono : ("Adooooo")Tono Menjerit,ternyata Tono terkena Tangga yg ada diTaman</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">itu...~</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kasihan banget ya si Tono~ Sudah patah hati patah tulang Lagi!!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwwkkwkwwkkw ***""KAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...................""***</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada pasangan cowok dan cewek lagi berantem ceritanya ni. Si cewek lagi protes sama cowoknya.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cewek : Kamu sih jadi cowok, kaku banget!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** cowok : Apa sih, enak aja, aku kan cowok romantis sayang. Apanya yang kaku...?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cewek : Iya, gara-gara kamu aku jadi malu! dasar cowok kaku!!!!!!!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cowok : Bilang dong Yang..., aku ini masih kurang apalagi. Kamu minta apa aja</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">kukasih.......</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cewek : Aku tu mau kamu jadi cowok yang gak cuma romantis.Masa tiap aku curhat</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">terus nangis di pundakmu tapi rasanya aneh.... keras! Kayak bersandar di kayu</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cowok : (masih bingung) Jadi kaku maksudmu apa Yang?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cewek : Makanya jangan Kakurusan...!!!!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">** Cowok : Oooo...maksudnya gitu. Bilang dong dari tadi. Yayang bisa aja. Tapi aku</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">emang dari sononya gini...kayak galah...hehehe "INILAH MODEL CEWEK IDEAL ZAMAN SEKARANG"</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">***"Cewek Ideal"***</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Bulune dikit, Anune sempit, Digoyang njerit, Sedotane slangit, Rasane legit</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-62906338013321837982012-03-08T17:46:00.003-08:002012-03-18T02:32:15.901-07:0058 Widget Pilihan Untuk Mempercantik Blog Anda<div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Widget jika berhubungan dengan web ataupun blog maka yang dimaksud adalah sebuah tool (alat yang berguna) dalam memaksimalkan keindahan, kecantikan, serta “kenarsisan” blog Anda. *heuheu* Widget sendiri merupakan sebuah elemen yang berguna dan mudah digunakan baik yang telah disediakan oleh penyedia layanan blog yang Anda gunakan maupun berasal dari third party atau pihak ketiga.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Penggunaan serta pemasangan widget telah sangat dimudahkan oleh pihak-pihak penyedia layanan, sehingga yang Anda perlukan *biasanya* hanya mendaftar atau bahkan ada yang tidak perlu mendaftar sama sekali, cukup mengcopy scrift yang telah disediakan dalam element blog Anda. Nah berikut ini 58 widget pilihan untuk mempercantik tampilan blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><strong>Note:</strong> Saya sarankan jangan terlalu berlebihan memasang widget karena selain agama juga melarang *kesannya* memasang widget yang berlebih-lebihan *terlalu banyak* bisa mengakibatkan blog jadi terkesan kumuh dan membebani loading halaman blog Anda sehingga tidak menutup kemungkinan terjadi <acronym title="Problem Loading Page">PLP</acronym>.<span id="more-100"></span></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">1. <a href="http://www.mybloglog.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="MyBlogLog's Recent Readers">MyBlogLog’s Recent Readers</a> – Widget satu ini sejak kehadirannya didunia <strike>lain</strike> blog langsung mendapat sambutan meriah layaknya seleb baru yg lagi naek daun. Widget ini memperlihatkan avatar dari para pengunjung blog Anda. Dan dengan kepopuleran widget satu ini sampai-sampai manajemen MyBloglog mampu meyakinkan Yahooo (baca: yahuu) untuk membeli sahamnya. *Mantab sangad* So, yang Anda perlukan untuk mendapat widget ini adalah mempunyai account yahuu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">2. <a href="http://www.yourminis.com/blogs/yourminis/yourminis/http://www.mashable.com" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Latest Social Networking">Mashable</a> – Widget ini menyediakan semacam newsreel (headline news) dalam element blogger yang memberikan cuplikan berita/postingan dari sosial networking. Bedanya ada pilihan warna untuk disesuaikan dengan layout blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">3. <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/news/index.php?afilid=2357604524" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Bravenet Headline News">Headline News</a> – Seperti widget mashable, widget ini pun menampilkan cuplikan headline berita dari situs-situs di seluruh penjuru dunia.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">4. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/badge.gne" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Flickr">Flickr Flash Photo Stream Badge</a> – Widget ini menampilkan photo-photo dari profil flickr Anda secara berurutan dan dengan sentuhan flash. Flickr merupakan bagian dari yahoo jadi untuk mendapatkan widget ini Anda memerlukan account yahoo seperti pada widget MyBlogLog di atas.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">5. <a href="http://www.snap.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Snapshots">Preview Anywhere</a> – sudah cukup terkenal juga nama snapshots bagi pengguna blogger bahkan untuk wordpress widget ini menjadi rekomendasi khusus dalam dashbord admin penggunanya. Fungsinya untuk melihat preview link keluar dengan tampilan popup yang tidak terlalu besar ketika pengunjung mengarahkan mouse pada teks atau banner yang “mengandung” link. Pro-kontra memang selalu ada; sebagian menganggap widget ini berguna karena menandakan kejujuran kita selaku pemilik blog, namun ada juga yang mencap kambing hitam sebagai biang <acronym title="Loading Jadi Lama Bo">lojalabo</acronym>. *heuheu*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">6. <a href="http://twitter.com/account/badge" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Twitter Badge">Twitter Badge</a> – Jika dalam keseharian hidup Anda banyak hal-hal menarik dan begitu penuh warna dengan segudang aktifitas serta ingin agar orang lain tahu dan menampilkan cuplikan kalimat-kalimat pendek *satu paragraf misalnya* (140 karakter) Anda sedang melakukan kegiatan ini, Anda sedang berada dimana, Anda sedang bersama siapa, Anda sedang, sedang, dan sedang lainnya…. Maka widget ini cocok untuk dipasang pada blog Anda. Daripada bikin sendiri element blogger/wordpress *secara manual* menuliskan teks sebagai pesan kepada pengunjung blog Anda bahwa Anda sedang ini-itu, saya sarankan lebih baik menggunakan widget ini. Widget ini akan menampilkan “tweet” terbaru Anda. Dan untuk pengguna WP sudah ada <a href="http://alexking.org/projects/wordpress" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Wordpress Plugin Twitter">plugin</a> untuk memposting twitter langsung dari blog Anda, contohnya di sidebar <a href="http://hakimtea.net/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Hakimtea Personal Blog">blog ini</a> ada <a href="http://twitter.com/hakimtea" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Twitter Hakimtea">celotehan</a> saya sekedar catatan apa yang tengah saya kerjakan menggunakan plugin tersebut.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">7. <a href="http://digg.com/add-digg" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Digg News">Digg News</a> – Widget ini manampilkan Link terakhir yang masuk ke Digg sebuah social bookmarking yang sudah “kakoncara” dijagat perbloggan mah lah… *halaaah* Pilihan theme dan warna mudah untuk Anda atur agar sesuai dengan template blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">8. <a href="http://feedjit.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Feedjit Live Traffic">FEEDJIT</a> – Widget ini paling wuenak diantara widget lainnya, misalkan kalo kita lagi cape, lesu, sendi-sendi lagi nggak enak, otot kaku, badan pegal, masuk angin… maka suruh aja si mbok untuk feedjit *oooh itu pijit ya* heuheu. Feedjit merupakan layanan real time traffic pada blog Anda. Ada empat pilihan widget Feedjit yang bisa Anda gunakan, silahkan kunjungi saja Feedjit dan lihat empat widget apa saja yang tersedia.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">9. <a href="http://linebuzz.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="LineBuzz">LineBuzz</a> – Komentar dalam widget inline untuk Blog Anda. Widget ini sangat berguna bagi blog yang memiliki frekuensi <strike>di atas 900 Mhz</strike> tinggi dalam menerima komentar, sehingga memudahkan berkomentar jika terjadi diskusi yang berkepanjangan *waaah keren euy*. Hanya sayang, pengunjung harus terdaftar LineBuzz dulu untuk berkomentar *bikin berabe juga*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">10. <a href="http://www.flixn.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Webcam on your blog">Flixn</a> – Jika kompi atau laptop Anda terpasang webcam, maka widget ini bisa digunakan untuk memperlihatkan ekspresi “narsis” Anda langsung melalui blog Anda *heuheu* . Jadi pengunjung blog tidak hanya membaca postingan Anda tapi bisa menyaksikan “konser” Anda didepan monitor, mirip webcam yahoo.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">11. <a href="http://www.3jam.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="SMS Widget">3Jam</a> – Widget ini memudahkan pengunjung blog untuk berinteraksi dengan Anda dengan mengirimkan SMS pada henpun Anda tanpa mereka tahu nomor HP Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">12. <a href="http://jaxtr.com/user/index.jsp" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Jaxtr">Jaxtr</a> – Seperti halnya widget 3jam di atas, dengan menggunakan widget Jaxtr ini, pengunjung blog bisa menghubungi HP Anda tanpa mereka tahu nomor HP Anda. *nomor HP Anda dijamin kerahasiaannya*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">13. <a href="http://www.linkedinabox.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Linkedinabox.Com">LinkedInABox</a> – Menampilkan profile Anda di LinkedIn. Dan widget ini sangat cocok untuk blog personal.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">14. <a href="http://www.box.net/widget/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Upload your file">Box Widget</a> – Dengan widget ini, memudahkan pengunjung blog Anda untuk mengupload file ke tempat penyimpanan online box.net melalui widget box.net pada blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">15. <a href="http://gas-cost.net/dashboard.php?lang=en" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Price of Gas">Price of gas</a> – Menampilkan harga bahan bakar kendaraan bermotor secara online (US$), kalo di Indonesia mungkin seperti harga Bensin premium, pertamax dan solar. “sangat cocok” untuk pengunjung blog Anda yang mobilitasnya tinggi. *terasa aneh* tapi kalo blog Anda memang membahas masalah gas bumi, bahan bakar dan yang sejenis maka widget ini sangat cocok, lagian tidak perlu mendaftar hanya mengcopas scrift yang disediakan Gas-Cost.Net.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">16. <a href="http://weather.ibegin.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Weather.iBegin.Com">iBegin Weather Widget</a> – Menampilkan laporan cuaca untuk wilayah Kanada dan Amerika. Seperti widget Price of Gas di atas widget ini hanya cocok untuk blog yang memang membahas masalah yang sama.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">17. <a href="http://www.clocklink.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Clock Link">ClockLink</a> – Sepertinya widget ini yang paling banyak diminati dan digunakan para blogger yang peduli dengan manajemen waktu *ekhm* seperti namanya clock, widget ini menampilkan petunjuk waktu atau jam pada blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">18. <a href="http://filmloop.myfabrik.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Filem Loop">Film Loops</a> – Menampilkan kesimpulan filem terakhir yang Anda tonton melalui account FilmLoops Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">19. <a href="http://www.dailypainters.com/widgets/index.php" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Daily Painters">Daily Painters</a> – Widget ini sangat cocok bagi Anda yang berjiwa seni tinggi karena widget ini menampilkan lukisan-lukisan dari pelukis terkenal di dunia.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">20. <a href="http://wholinked.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="WhoLinked.Com">WhoLinked</a> – Memperlihatkan kepada pengunjung blog Anda situs-situs yang telah melink pada blog Anda. tidak perlu mengupdate karena WhoLinked ini secara teratur mengupdate sendiri web/blog yang melink blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">21. <a href="http://widget.criteo.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Widget.Criteo.Com">Criteo AutoRoll</a> – Widget ini memperlihatkan link menuju blog-blog yang sehaluan dengan blog Anda. Sehaluan…? Secara…! Heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">22. <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/calendar/index.php?afilid=2357604524" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Calender">Calender</a> – Berbeda dengan wordpress yang sudah mempunyai widget ini di dalamnya, untuk pengguna blogger widget kalender belum tersedia, oleh karenanya jika Anda ingin menampilkan kalender maka widget satu ini pantas di perhitungkan.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">23. <a href="http://www.widgetbox.com/tryout/bitty" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;">Bitty Browser</a> – Menampilkan web browser “mini” pada sidebar blog Anda. Tapi mesti hati-hati sama yang namanya “mini” ada rok mini, metro mini, dan mini-mini yang lainnya… *beuh ga nyambung*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">24. <a href="http://www.leafletter.com/LF_Demo.html" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Leafletter.Com">Leafletter</a> – Ini juga sama masih masalah mini, widget ini membuat website mini dan menyimpannya pada blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">25. <a href="http://www.wikiseek.com/tools/zip/index.php" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Wikiseek.Com">WikiSeek</a> – Menampilkan widget untuk pencarian pada Wikipedia.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">26. <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/home" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Feedburner.Com">FeedCount</a> – Menampilkan jumlah pengunjung blog Anda melalui banner kecil dan widget ini berhubungan dengan <a href="http://hakimtea.net/tutorial/daftar-cara-setting-feed-blogger-ke-feedburner-plus-bonus-memasang-3-widget-feedburner/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Daftar dan setting Feedburner">account feedburner</a> Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">27. <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tools/linkcount/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Technorati.Com Link Count">Technorati Link Count</a> – Menampilkan reaksi jumlah link yang menuju blog Anda dari salah satu directory blog terbesar dan terpopuler abad ini… dialaaaaaaah Technoraaaaati. *juara tinju dunia kita* halaaaah.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">28. <a href="http://www.mypagerank.net/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Mypagerank.Net">MyPageRank</a> – Inilah cara lain untuk <strike>sombong</strike> menunjukkan betapa hebat dan bermanfaatnya blog Anda dengan menampilkan Ranking Google atau Google PageRank (PR). Penilaian PR google ini seperti saat kita SD dulu ada rangking 1 sampe 10, bedanya PR yang baik menurut google itu yang lebih besar alias 10, kalo baru satu berarti belum besar-besar amat blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">29. <a href="http://www.checkpagerank.com/pagerank-script-and-alexa-script" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Pagerank and Alexa Script">CheckPageRank</a> – Pilihan lain untuk menampilkan PR blog Anda, namun kelebihannya widget ini menampilkan juga ranking Alexa.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">30. <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/counter/index.php?afilid=2357604524" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Bravenet Hit Counter">Counter Statistic</a> – Bagi Anda yang ingin melihat jumlah pengunjung Anda sehari-hari, maka widget ini adalah salah satu yang menyediakan fasilitas tersebut.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">31. <a href="http://histats.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Histats Web/Blog Statistic">Web/Blog Counter</a> – Widget ini datangnya dari Histats.Com yang memungkinkan Anda bisa melacak pengunjung datang dari mana saja, lewat pintu mana saja, dan menghitung jumlah pengunjung blog Anda sehari-hari berapa, referer dari blog mana saja, dan jika melalui search engine semisal google, yahoo, msn menggunakan keyword apa. Jika Anda ingin melihat IP Address pengunjung blog Anda, widget histats ini yang bisa saya rekomendasikan.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">32. <a href="http://www.blinkx.com/blinkxit" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Blinkx.Com">BlinkxIt</a> – Widget mantab sangad karena menampilkan banner kecil dibawah setiap postingan blog Anda, ketika banner BlikxIt itu di klik maka keluar mini popup seperti snapshot dan menampilkan video yang berhubungan dengan postingan blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">33. <a href="http://www.skype.com/share/buttons/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Skype Status">Skype button</a> – Seperti widget menampilkan <a href="http://hakimtea.net/tutorial/tampilkan-status-online-ym/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Tampilkan Status Online YM">status online YM</a> pada blog Anda, widget ini pun hampir sama cuma bedanya status online/offline pada account skype Anda yang ditampilkan.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">34. <a href="http://www.rockyou.com/horoscope/create.php" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="RockYou Horoscope">RockYou Horoscope</a> – Saya tidak menganjurkan widget ini pada blogger muslim, soalnya ini berupa ramalan yang sudah jelas-jelas dilarang oleh agama kita sodara-sodara! Konsekuensinya jika Anda percaya ramalan maka 40 hari shalat Anda tidak diterima *mode galak* Heuheu…</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">35. <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/horoscope/index.php?afilid=2357604524" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Bravenet Horoscope">Bravenet Horoscope</a> – Seperti halnya widget di atas, bravenet pun menyediakan widget horoscope untuk blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">36. <a href="http://del.icio.us/help/tagometer" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Tagometer">del.icio.us Tagometer</a> – Widget ini menampilkan berapa banyak pengguna del.icio.us membookmark blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">37. <a href="http://del.icio.us/help/linkrolls" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="del.icio.us LinkRolls">del.icio.us Linkrolls</a> – Widget ini menampilkan bookmark terakhir Anda dari del.icio.us.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">38. <a href="http://www.mytimelines.net/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="www.mytimelines.net">Timelines</a> – Perlu membuat timeline untuk blog Anda? Maka widget cukup mudah digunakan, hanya perlu memasukan RSS blog Anda lalu memasukkan ukuran lebar dan tingginya.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">39. <a href="http://www.polldaddy.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Polldaddy.Com">PollDaddy</a> – PollDaddy memberikan Anda kemudahan membuat sebuah poling atau survey<strike>interaktif padamu negeri</strike> dengan theme yang sangat cantik dan menawan hati tanpa batas waktu<strike>yang harus memisahkan antara kita berdua, biar langit dan bumi yang menjadi saksi cinta suci nan tulus kita berdua</strike>.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">40. <a href="http://www.vizu.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Vizu.Com">Vizu</a> – Pilihan widget lain untuk membuat poling pada blog Anda, kelebihannya widget ini cocok dengan platform blog manapun.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">41. <a href="http://www.answers.com/main/answertips.jsp" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" title="Answers.com">AnswerTips</a> – Memperlihatkan jawaban dari Answers.com untuk berbagai macam istilah yang terdapat pada blog Anda *berguna jika pengunjung blog Anda adalah mas tukul*. pis mas… Heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">42. <a href="http://www.answers.com/main/answerboxes.jsp" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Answers.Com">AnswerBoxes</a> – Masih widget dari Answer.Com hanya saja widget ini memberikan kesempatan pada pengunjung blog Anda untuk memasukan istilah yang tidak dimengerti dan mendapat jawaban<strike>segala risau hatiku</strike> dari Answer.Com.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">43. <a href="http://www.sigamp.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Signamp.Com">Now Playing</a> – Jika Anda ingin sharing playlist musik yang sedang Anda dengarkan dan ingin agar pengunjung blog Anda juga mendengarkan, nah Signamp menawarkan widget ini, biar signamp yang melakukan trik bagaimana hal itu mungin terjadi.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">44. <a href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/publishers/buzzboost" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Feedburner.Com BuzzBoost">BuzzBoost</a> – Menampilkan headline dari RSS <a href="http://hakimtea.net/tutorial/daftar-cara-setting-feed-blogger-ke-feedburner-plus-bonus-memasang-3-widget-feedburner/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Daftar dan setting Feedburner">FeedBurner</a> blog Anda pada blog Anda sendiri ataupun blog Anda yang lain atau juga pada blog teman Anda atau mungkin blognya sodara Anda atau juga pada blognya dia, mereka dan dirinya. *jangan maksa deh*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">45. <a href="http://www.librarything.com/extras.php" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Librarything.Com">LibraryThing</a> – Tampilkan buku terakhir yang telah Anda baca wahai kutu buku!</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">46. <a href="http://www.plaxo.com/api/widget?src=ab_chooser" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Plaxo.com">Plaxo Address Book</a> – Izinkan pengunjung setia yang telah Anda percayai untuk mengakses buku tamu mereka langsung dari blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">47. <a href="http://www.auctionads.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="AuctionAds.Com">AuctionAds</a> – Widget yang menampilkan pelelangan barang dari eBay, dan memberikan kesempatan pada untuk mendapat persentase *uang denger gitu loh* dengan catatan pengunjung blog Anda membeli barang lelang tersebut.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">48. <a href="http://astore.amazon.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Astore.Amazon.Com">aStore</a> – Hampir mirip dengan AuctionAds di atas, hanya saja widget ini datangnya dari Amazon. Widget ini memungkinkan Anda menampilkan “warung sederhana” tapi jika ada yang beli lewat warung Anda tersebut Anda mendapatkan keuntungan dari Amazon. Btw, sudah daftar amazon belum? Kalo belum <a href="http://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/join?tag=assteablodotc-20" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Join Amazon Associate">Klik Disini</a> untuk daftar dan langsung buat “warung sederhananya”. Heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">49. <a href="http://widgets.amazon.com/Amazon-Deals-Widget/?id=V20070822/US/assteablodotc-20/8009/9f1174bd-b0bd-48a3-93eb-343f5ceee26c" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Amazon Deal of The Day">Deal of The Day</a> – Masih dari Amazon ini merupakan widget paling anyar yang dirilis amazon. Yang menarik dari widget ini adalah diskon besar-besaran yang ditawarkan untuk pengunjung blog Anda. Dan jika ada yang membeli barang dari widget tersebut tentu Anda mendapat persenan dari amazon, lumayanlah buat beli kacang goreng. Heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">50. <a href="http://www.plazes.com/tools" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Plazes.Com">Plazes</a> – Widget ini menampilkan dimana posisi Anda, apakah sudah <acronym title="Posisi Wuenak">PW </acronym>atau belum…? Kalo belum<acronym title="Posisi Wuenak">PW </acronym>cari dulu deh tempat yg nyaman buat ngeblog biar <acronym title="Posisi Wuenak">PW </acronym>. Nah widget ini menampilkan lokasi peta dimana kamu berada. *nyambungkah?*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">51. <a href="http://www.stockalicious.com/stock_journal/227/share" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Stockalicious.Com">Stockalicious</a> – Perlihatkan portfolio Anda dengan widget ini, dan sharing dengan blogger lain. Biar semua orang tahu berapa banyak dana yang telah Anda keluarkan untuk ngeblog. *mudah2an ada yg mau nyumbang* heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">52. <a href="http://promotions.yahoo.com/giving/index.php" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Promotions.Yahoo.Com Giving Donations">Yahoo! For Good</a> – Widget ini untuk membuat “kotak amal” dan akan didonasikan kepada yang berhak menerimanya. *kata Yahoo* Jadi bagi Anda yang berjiwa sosial, rasanya widget ini perlu, anggap saja blog Anda warung atau toko yang menerima penitipan kotak amal. ^_^</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">53. <a href="http://www.gifttagging.com/get/widget" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Gifttagging.Com">Giftspace</a> – Sahabat ataupun teman blogger akan memberi hadiah di hari Ultah Anda tapi mereka tidak tahu harus membeli hadiah apa yang sekiranya Anda inginkan. Nah melalui widget ini biarkan mereka tahu kado apa yang sebenarnya Anda inginkan. *meski diberi nawar boleh donks* heuheu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">54. <a href="http://www.mixmap.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Mixmap.Com">MixMap</a> – Dari widget ini Anda bisa melihat pengunjung profile MySpace Anda dari sebuah Peta.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">55. <a href="http://www.google.com/uds/solutions/wizards/mapsearch.html" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Google.Com MapSearch">Google Map Widget</a> – Perlihatkan pencarian pada peta google dari blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">56. <a href="http://www.google.com/uds/solutions/videosearch/index.html" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Google.Com VideoSearch">Google Video Search</a> – Tampilkan form pencarian video dari video pilihan pada blog Anda.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">57. <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/webtools/history/index.php?afilid=2357604524" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Bravenet This Day in History">This Day in History</a> – Widget ini menampilkan cuplikan bahwa hari ini ada sejarah apa pada masa lalu.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">58. <a href="http://hakimtea.net/catatan-hari-ini/fungsi-shoutbox-kelebihan-dan-kekurangan-berbagai-macam-shoutbox/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Fungsi Shoutbox">Shoutbox</a> – Fungsi shoutbox adalah untuk menampung pesan singkat teman atau para blogger yang tengah blogwalking. Untuk shoutbox banyak pilihan yang bisa Anda gunakan diantaranya,<a href="http://www.shoutmix.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Shoutmix">Shoutmix</a>, <a href="http://www.cbox.ws/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Cbox.Ws">Cbox</a>, atau kalo Anda berorientasi nasionalis dan cinta produk dalam negeri Anda bisa memilih <a href="http://oggix.com/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Oggix">Oggix</a>. Dan awal 2008 ini oggix pun meluncurkan versi blognya, jika Anda ingin berpindah layanan atau sekedar mencoba blognya oggix silahkan daftar. Pssst jangan bilang kalo saya udah nyoba blognya oggix, <a href="http://hakimtea.oggix.org/" style="font-weight: 800; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank" title="Hakimtea On Blog.Oggix.Org">klik disini</a> untuk melihat blog oggix punya saya *heuheu*</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Demikian diantara widget yang bisa digunakan untuk mempercantik blog Anda. Pilih saja yang sekiranya bermanfaat dan cocok untuk blog Anda. Ingat! Kebanyakan widget bisa mengesankan blog Anda kumuh dan membuat <acronym title="Loading Jadi Lama Bo">lojalabo</acronym> dan berakibat pengunjung malas untuk datang kedua kali.</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kalo mau menambahkan widget lain yang Anda temukan silahkan tambahkan pada kolom komentar. Terimakasih</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-70212500798143508972012-03-08T17:29:00.001-08:002012-03-18T02:32:41.058-07:00Cara Status Facebook Banyak Yang Like<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Hmmm Pernah nulis status terus gak ada yang ngelike wkwkwkkwkwkw kasian deh loh<br />
Di sini gw punya trick nya agar status kalian banyak yang ngelike banyak padahal gak ada yang like wkwkwkwkw bingung ya tenang nanti saya perjelas bagi kalian yang mau silahkan ukutin bagi yang gak lihat-lihat ebtri yang lain aja dech heheheh<br />
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oke ikuti langkah2 nya seperti di bawah ini</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1. Sediakan Kopi hangat Dan nasi goreng kalau gak ada baso aja deh wwkkwkwkwkw sory bercanda hahahahha dah kembali ke judul yang pertama kalian klik link ini<b><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=266225821384&callback=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com&attachment=%7B%27media%27%3A[%7B%27type%27%3A%27image%27%2C%27src%27%3A%27IMAGE%27%2C%27href%27%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fa%27%7D]%7D&user_message_prompt=cyber4rt.com&_rdr&action_links=[%7B%27text%27%3A%272.495+orang+menyukai+ini%27%2C%27href%27%3A%27http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fblog.cyber4rt.com%27%7D]" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=266225821384&callback=http%3A%2F%2Fm.facebook.com&attachment={%27media%27%3A[{%27type%27%3A%27image%27%2C%27src%27%3A%27IMAGE%27%2C%27href%27%3A%27http%3A%2F%2Fa%27}]}&user_message_prompt=cyber4rt.com&_rdr&action_links=[{%27text%27%3A%272.495+orang+menyukai+ini%27%2C%27href%27%3A%27http%3A\%2F\%2Fblog.cyber4rt.com%27}]</a></b> jika sudah klik lanjut step ke 2</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">2. Nah kalian akan lihat gambar seperti ini </span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">4. Nah klik gambarnya kalo kurang jelas di situ status gw di like hingga 2.495 wkwkwkwkkw padahal yang lihat kena tipu semua hahahhahahaha</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">5. Nah kalau mau di ganti jumlahnya bisa kamu ganti di addres bar ganti angka 2.495 dengan seterah kamu TAPI jangan kamu ganti melebihi temen asli kamu nanti ketauan dech misalkan kamu punya temen 500 tapi kamu gantti yang like jadi 1000 nah ketauan bngt kalo pake trixk tapi itu sich seterah kalian ............. kalau masih bingung coment aja di bawah</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">6. Semoga Berhasil</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-44285779776231268602012-03-07T18:26:00.002-08:002012-03-18T02:33:11.044-07:00Kumpulan Game PC Gratis Free Download<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, 'Lucida Sans Unicode', sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"></span><br />
<div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Berikut ini kumpulan game-game PC full version yang bisa didapatkan secara gratis dan bisa didownload secara on-line</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">1. Allegiance</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.freeallegiance.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">2. America’s Army</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.americasarmy.com/downloads/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">3. Anarchy Online</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.anarchy-online.com/free/ad_campai<span id="more-1269" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"></span>gns/freecampaign</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">4. Armada Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.armada-online.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">5. Assault Cube</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://assault.cubers.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">6. Bang Howdy</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.banghowdy.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">7. BloodLust Multiplayer Online Vampire RPG</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.lasthalfofdarkness.com/bloodlust/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">8. BOTS</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://bots.acclaim.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">9. BZFlag</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.bzflag.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">10. CodeRED: Alien Arena</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://red.planetarena.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">11. Conquer Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.conqueronline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">12. Corum</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://corum.gpotato.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">13. Cube 2</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://sauerbraten.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">14. Cube</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.cubeengine.com/cube.php4</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">15. Daimonin</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.daimonin.net</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">16. Dark Space<span style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><a href="http://saddamzikri.wordpress.com/2011/01/22/facebook-autolike-%E2%80%93-aplikasi-like-status-dan-komentar-otomatis-di-facebook-jempolers-mania/" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> adam</span></a></span></span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.darkspace.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">17. Darkeden</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://en.darkeden.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">18. Darsana</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://darsana-game.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">19. D-Day Normandy</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://dday.planetquake.gamespy.com/site/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">20. Deicide</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://deicide.ongameport.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">21. Digital Paint: Paintball 2</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://digitalpaint.planetquake.gamespy.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">22. Dungeon Runners</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.dungeonrunners.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">23. Entropia Universe</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.entropiauniverse.com/index.var</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">24. Eternal Wraith</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://eternal-wraith.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">25. F.E.A.R. Combat</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.joinfear.com/main</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">26. Faldon</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.faldon.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">27. Fishing Champ</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://fishingchamp.gamescampus.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">28. Flyff: Fly For Fun</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://flyff.gpotato.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">29. Freeciv</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://freeciv.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">30. FreeStyle Street Basketball</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://freestyle.sierraonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">31. Frets on Fire</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://fretsonfire.sourceforge.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">32. Gekkeiju Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.gekkeijuonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">33. Glest</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.glest.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">34. Global MU Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.globalmuonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">35. Golf?</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.golfquestionmark.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">36. Graal Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.graalonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">37. Grand Theft Auto 2</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/index.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">38. Grand Theft Auto</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/gta.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">39. Gunbound</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://gunbound.softnyx.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">40. Gunror</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/gr_e.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">41. Gunz The Duel</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://gunzonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">42. HaloZero</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.dobermannsoftware.com/index.php?p=games&g=1</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">43. Hero Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://hero.netgame.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">44. KAL Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.kalonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">45. Knight Online World</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.knightonlineworld.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">46. Kuma\War</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.kumawar.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">47. Last Chaos</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://lastchaos.aeriagames.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">48. Lunia</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://global.lunia.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">49. Maple Story</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.maplestory.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">50. Marathon Trilogy</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">51. Martial Heroes</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.martialheroes.com</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">52. Mixmaster</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.mixmaster.com.au/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">53. Myth War Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.mythwaronline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">54. N</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">55. Neverball</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://icculus.org/neverball/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">56. Nexuiz</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://alientrap.org/nexuiz/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">57. Orbiter Space Flight Simulator</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/orbit.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">58. Parsec47</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/p47_e.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">59. Pirate King</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.piratekingonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">60. Plasma Pong</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.plasmapong.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">61. Purge</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.purgefinal.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">62. Puzzle Pirates</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.puzzlepirates.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">63. Racing Pitch</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://skinflake.com/games/prototypes</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">64. Rappelz</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://rappelz.gpotato.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">65. Risk Your Life 2</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.ryl2.com.my/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">66. rRootage</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/rr_e.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">67. Rumble Box</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://phackett.com/rumblebox/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">68. Rumble Fighter</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.ogplanet.com/rf/default.asp</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">69. Savage</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.s2games.com/savage/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">70. Scions of Fate</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://fate.netgame.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">71. Scorched 3d</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">72. Secrets of Mirage</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.secretsofmirage.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">73. Shadow Armada</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://home.comcast.net/~shadowman131/ShadowArmada.htm</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">74. Shadowbane</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://chronicle.ubi.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">75. Shattered Galaxy</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.sgalaxy.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">76. Silkroad</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.silkroadonline.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">77. Space Combat</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.x-plane.com/SpaceCombat.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">78. Space Cowboy Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://sco.gpotato.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">79. Starsiege: Tribes</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">ftp://ftp.sierra.com/pub/sierra/tribes/other/tribes_fullgame.exe</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">80. Steel Panthers</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.steelpanthersonline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">81. Strange Attractors</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.ominousdev.com/games.htm</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">82. Tantra</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.tantra.com.ph/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">83. Thang Online</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://thang.ongameport.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">84. The Battle for Wesnoth</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.wesnoth.org/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">85. The Dinohunters</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.thedinohunters.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">86. The Elder Scrolls: Arena</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.elderscrolls.com/downloads/downloads_games.htm</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">87. The New Satan Sam</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://satansam.co.uk/blog/?page_id=11</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">88. Tickster</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.tricksteronline.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">89. Tobolo</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://toblo.csnation.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">90. Torus Trooper</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/tt_e.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">91. TrackMania</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.trackmanianations.com</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">92. Transfusion</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.transfusion-game.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">93. Tremulous</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://tremulous.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">94. Tumiki Fighters</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~cs8k-cyu/windows/tf_e.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">95. Turf Battles</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.turfbattles.com/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">96. Urban Terror</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.urbanterror.net/news.php</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">97. War Rock</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.warrock.net/</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">98. Wild Metal</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.rockstargames.com/classics/wmc.html</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">99. Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.splashdamage.com/?page_id=14</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">100. Xiah</span></div><div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">http://www.gamescampus.com/xiah/</span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-16756052514008184212012-03-07T18:01:00.004-08:002012-03-18T02:33:20.511-07:00Justin Bieber Baby (Versi Dangdut)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Dengerin Lagu Ini ,, Enak Di Dengar ,, Kalau Mau Dengerin Ini Harap Berhentikan Lagu takbiran Yang Bergambar Ustad Di Sebelah kanan ( Tengah ) ok</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Atau Klik Videonya Ok</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><object class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://2.gvt0.com/vi/QLNh_cyoun4/0.jpg" height="266" width="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLNh_cyoun4&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QLNh_cyoun4&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLNh_cyoun4">L</a>ebih Enak Di Dengar ...</span>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-66374859037151645772012-03-07T17:55:00.004-08:002012-03-18T02:34:14.137-07:00Update Status Facebook Via Terlengkap<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-3090804352109983184" style="position: relative; width: 506px;"><div align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; margin-bottom: 6px; margin-top: 6px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Update Status Via Apa Ajjah ..</span></div><div align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; margin-bottom: 6px; margin-top: 6px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ayo Pilih Dan Membuat Teman Anda Terkagum - kagum<br />
Klik Gambar F Nya ya Supaya Ke Situs Vianya</span></div><div align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; margin-bottom: 6px; margin-top: 6px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div align="left" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; margin-bottom: 6px; margin-top: 6px;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&api_key=fdc75213a96cb3e8ba3ee11da8696ba1&channel_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&callback=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&cancel=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&extern=2&display=touch" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a> Update Status via Hp Tercanggih Yang Dilengkapi Dgn Toilet</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span style="color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4;"></span></span><br />
<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&api_key=fdc75213a96cb3e8ba3ee11da8696ba1&channel_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&callback=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&cancel=http%3A%2F%2Fpc.statusvia.net%2Ftemplates%2Ftemplate.html&extern=2&display=touch" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a> Update Status Via Jamban bLakang Rumah .. :D</span></span><br />
<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=3e47be657a626f46aae9620ac8ff87c3&channel_url=http%3A%2F%2Ffunnyfacebook.org%2Fclose.php&callback=http%3A%2F%2Ffunnyfacebook.org%2Fclose.php&cancel=http%3A%2F%2Ffunnyfacebook.org%2Fclose.php&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a> Update Status Via Pengakuan Gayus<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&api_key=100593356653416&display=touch&user_message_prompt=LANGSUNG+KLIK+TERBITKAN,+JANGAN+KLIK+YANG+DIDALAM+KOLOM&message=@[111195265636951:6:WOOW....!!+AKHIRNYA+BISA+JG+BUAT+STATUS+BIRU..,]@[111195265636951:6:KLIK+DISINI+UNTUK+BUAT+STATUS+BIRU.]&refid=17" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>Status Biru<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?attachment={%27href%27:%27http://on.fb.me/kXpDOC%27,%27name%27:%27%3Ccenter%3E%3Cstrike%3ESTATUS%20AKU%20KEREN%20KAN%20FRIENDS..%20:D%3C/sub%3E%3C/sup%3E%3C/tt%3E%3C/strike%3E%3C/center%3E%3C/b%3E%27,%27caption%27:%27%3C/sub%3E%3C/sup%3E%3C/tt%3E%3C/strike%3E%3C/center%3E%3C/b%3E%27,%27description%27:%27%3C/sub%3E%3C/sup%3E%3C/tt%3E%3C/strike%3E%3C/center%3E%3C/b%3E%27}&action_links=[{%27text%27:%27@COOL%20STATUS%27,%27href%27:%27http://dennytrik.tk%27}]&display=touch&user_message_prompt=KAMU+CUKUP+GANTI+TULIS+STATUS+KAMU+DISINI+YG+ADA+DI+KOLOM+DGN+STATUSMU!&message=@[111195265636951:1:%20TULIS%20STATUS%20KAMU%20DISINI%20]&target_id=&api_key=106375572738187" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>Status Garis<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?&action_links=[{%27text%27:%27[Blank%20Status]%27,%27href%27:%27http://on.fb.me/kXpDOC%27}]&display=touch&user_message_prompt=TULIS+STATUS+KAMU+DI+BAWAH+INI!&message=@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]@[1:1:%E3%80%80%E3%80%80]&target_id=&api_key=100593356653416" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>Status Kosong<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=76de717425d71427cfce8ee1d07c5945&callback=http://m.facebook.com&attachment={%27media%27:[{%27type%27:%27image%27,%27src%27:%27IMAGE%27,%27href%27:%27http://a%27}]}&user_message_prompt=http://dennytrik.tk&_rdr&action_links=[{%27text%27:%27@@STATUS+PANJANG%27,%27href%27:%27http:\/\/dennytrik.tk%27}]" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>Status Panjang<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=209697779049296&callback=http://dennytrik.tk&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Via%20Trikfacebook" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="trik" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via TrikFacebook.Xtgem.Com<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=2254487659&callback=http%3A%2F%2Fbaretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Blackberry" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="." src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via blekberi<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=3e7c78e35a76a9299309885393b02d97&callback=http://dennytrik.tk&extern=2&user_message_prompt=via%20iphone" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="." src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via iphone<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=882a8490361da98702bf97a021ddc14d&callback=http://dennytrik.tk&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Denny%20via%20android" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="*" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via android<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=touch&api_key=21810043296&callback=http://dennytrik.tk&extern=2&user_message_prompt=via%20T-mobile" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="#" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via laptop kayu<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=3d44a24202153d998ecde51e7cc0e4a8&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20via%20Bukit%20Tengkorak" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via nokia 3310<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=128822933810991&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20LUBANG%20ANUS" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via pisang<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=125456797485052&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20PERSATUAN%20Para%20Dedemit" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via persatuan para demit<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=126408527388786&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20KAMAR%20KOSTKU" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via masih sayangkah kau padaku<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=dfa94159f797f8b9de67b495700843c1&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20belalang%20tempur" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via belalang tempur<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=149531748444719&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20like%201%20point,coment%202%20point,cuek=gak%20asik%20lo" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via like 1 point,coment 2 point,cuek=gak asik lo<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=64bee536b099d13dc176f73f1e8376bc&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via pulsa utangan<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=198131793541011&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via perempatan entar ada lampu merah,trus aja coy...<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=65c8d5e5df0d7c4546ae54e7113a9df9&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via gubuk ditengah ladang ganja<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=160150194043181&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via si ganteng bukan kepalang<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=5281d498966afedc143a03ece3e24636&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20RESAH%20MENCARI%20KERJA" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via resah mencari kerja<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=30fc44b0d03a1d94d28fb9dd40a14098&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%201%20Botol%20bir%20dengan%20snack%20dan%201%20bungkus%20class%20mild" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via 1 botol bir dengan 1 bungkus class mild<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=be7e4468b1ace3d81f189485db482d18&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20KOMPUTER%20WC" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via komputer WC<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=ae494b4c875b37014eceabfdf5f529cd&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20HP%20gue%20sendiri....gak%20minjem" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via hp gue sendiri...gak minjem<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=205174576166738&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20JEMBATAN%20JODOH" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via jembatan jodoh<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=2a8de6e089efe596242d0300a5c190f7&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20PINJEM%20HPNYA%20ARIEL" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via pinjem hpnya Ariel<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=e86a1533d6bb5dce6cacb95dadd45124&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2&user_message_prompt=Baret%20Via%20HP%20MENANG%20LOTRE" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via ipod pinjaman gayus dipenjara<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=124175770993336&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-bottom-style: solid; border-color: initial; border-left-color: transparent; border-left-style: solid; border-right-color: transparent; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: transparent; border-top-left-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-right-radius: 0px 0px; border-top-style: solid; border-width: initial; box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" /></a>via bukan 0.facebook.com<hr style="border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(227, 227, 227); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; margin-bottom: 2px; margin-top: 2px;" /><a href="http://facebook.com/connect/prompt_feed.php?preview=true&display=web&api_key=140a2fd4335d434660694c8e93dbddd8&callback=http://baretyas.xtgem.com/status&extern=2" style="text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" class="" src="http://baretyas.xtgem.com/icon/37" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.199219) 0px 0px 0px; 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font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-weight: normal; line-height: 19px;">Memiliki <strong>blog yang banyak pengunjung</strong> merupakan sesuatu yang tidak dapat di pungkiri bahwa setiap blogger pasti menginginkannya, bener gak ya??? Kalo benar mungkin posting kali ini dapat membantu meningkatkan blog traffic. Halaah sok tau ya Saya??? Wong traffic blog ini aja masih sepi, kok berani sih memposting cara <strong>meningkatkan traffic pengunjung blog</strong>? Newbie aja udah sok masterrr, ssooook!!!</span></h1><div class="post-body entry-content" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(212, 212, 212); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.625em; margin-left: 0.75em; margin-right: 0.75em; margin-top: 0.625em; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Beberapa waktu lalu Saya blogwalking ke blognya linktea, disitu Saya menemukan salah satu artikel berjudul <strong>cara mudah meningkatkan Traffic Blog</strong>. Dan karena blog tersebut sudah exist cukup lama maka saya tambahkan versi jadul tapi maknyus deh di akhir kalimat judul posting ini...ya kalau saya sebut versi baru tidak mungkin juga kan kalau sudah banyak yang menerapkannya sejak dulu? Di lihat dari traffic nya sih memang muantabs akhirnya Saya coba buka <strong>tips meningkatkan blog traffic</strong> nya sobat kita ini dan salah satunya adalah dengan menjadi member di Fweb Traffic.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Menurut dia dan member-member lain yang telah bergabung cara ini cukup bagus untuk <strong>meningkatkan banyak pengunjung blog</strong>, paling tidak ini dilihat dari sistem yang diterapkannya karena setiap member baru di haruskan berkunjung ke blog para member lama untuk mengambil kode yang diberikan yang muncul otomatis di bagian paling atas blog yang dikunjungi itu. Makanya tidak heran kalau designernya berani mempromosikan cara ini dengan <strong>1 Milion Visitors Free and Real</strong> - dapet seribu pengunjung secara gratis dan nyata. Tentunya ini gratisan loh, kalo mau coba silakan ini caranya:</span></span><br />
<ol><li><a href="http://www.fwebtraffic.com/?rid=1310725" style="background-color: black; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Click here to get 1 Million Guaranteed Real Visitors, FREE!</span></a></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Scroll kebawah sampai pada Sign Up Now For Free, seperti ini :</span></span><div class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdChjqBzz818az4-nfCmE3PVsz46BfC5EieaKDbNumjkKeuGyuV9eyRaaMC-Gc9F3b5IgQylEdb2gPfdTxl9GbeFshEbpfGu5rQGVpmQSsFgLqDFviAzcTKQk3MwIwEaruQ97QgrpswFU/s1600/Sign+up-712614.jpg" style="background-color: black; text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><img alt="member link lists form fwebtraffic" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562711986786066162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdChjqBzz818az4-nfCmE3PVsz46BfC5EieaKDbNumjkKeuGyuV9eyRaaMC-Gc9F3b5IgQylEdb2gPfdTxl9GbeFshEbpfGu5rQGVpmQSsFgLqDFviAzcTKQk3MwIwEaruQ97QgrpswFU/s320/Sign+up-712614.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-bottom-style: dashed; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-left-style: dashed; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-right-style: dashed; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(217, 217, 217); border-top-style: dashed; border-top-width: 1px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 10px;" /></span></a></div></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Click ke 6 link dalam tabel secara berurutan dari 1 s/d 6 untuk mendapatkan code ad nya, tunggu sebentar sampai kode ad nya muncul.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Jika kodenya sudah muncul, misalnya AD CODE #1: 61785, copy kode 61785 dan simpan dalam kotak seperti gambar dibawah ini;<br />
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sebelum diteruskan mumpung masih berada diblog pemberi kode tersebut, ada baiknya kita berkomentar disana sebagai info bahwa kita sudah ikutan sistem ini.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Setelah semua kode dimasukan, baru mengisi data yang diminta, seperti Nama, Email, Text untuk Iklan (judul blog saja atau keyword yang sesuai dengan judul blog Anda), Website Url dan password. Setelah itu baru klik SUBMIT</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Buka email untuk verifikasi dan klik link yang diberikan.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nanti akan ada kata-kata Congratulations! kemudian klik here pada You can login to your new members area here.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Buka Email lagi untuk mengambil user id, password dan link url yang bisa digunakan untuk promosi dan login ke member area (simpan user id dan passwordnya, karena nanti mungkin kita gunakan lagi)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Login ke member area lihat linknya sudah ada disana. Anda bisa merubah teks iklan jika teks sebelumnya kurang tepat, bisa melihat downline serta mengambil kode marketing tools seperti code banner dan text link</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Selanjutnya tinggal promosi saja, seperti pasang banner atau text link, pasang di iklan baris gratis, dan lain-lain karena semakin banyak yang daftar melalui link kita tentu semakin banyak juga visitornya kan!</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akan lebih baik lagi jika Anda juga membuat postingan seperti ini atau copas postingan ini tinggal ganti link promosi/referral nya saja. Mudah kan?</span></span></li>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mudah-mudahan cara ini dapat membantu <strong>mendatangkan banyak pengunjung di blog</strong> kita dan tentunya dengan semakin banyak pengunjung semakin berpeluang mendapatkan penghasilan dari ppc yang dipasang, bukan kah begitu?Kalau menurut Anda bagaimana cara meningkatkan traffic blog yang paling efektif?</span></span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-55977688302790423842012-01-29T20:43:00.001-08:002012-03-18T02:34:36.495-07:00Cara Mendapatkan 1000 Visitors Dalam Waktu 48 Jam<h1 class="post-title entry-title" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-weight: normal; line-height: 19px;">Cara mendapatkan 1000 visitors dalam waktu 48 jam, keren kan judulnya?</span></h1><div class="post-body entry-content" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(212, 212, 212); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.625em; margin-left: 0.75em; margin-right: 0.75em; margin-top: 0.625em; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tentu saja saya sendiri sebagai newbie yang baru 4 bulan aktif ngeblog tidak percaya bahwa bagaimana mungkin dalam waktu 48 jam atau 2 hari dapat mendatangkan 1000 pengunjung apalagi bagi blogger newbie seperti saya. Memang tidak ada yang tidak mungkin di dunia ini asalkan kita mau berdoa, berusaha dan mencoba segala tantangan dan siap mengambil resiko.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ribuan pengunjung/visitor bukanlah mustahil untuk didapatkan dalam waktu 24 s/d 48 jam hanya dengan mengandalkan kemampuan teknik serta pendukung promosi online seperti social bookmark yang telah menjamur dan bertebaran di dunia si mbak maya.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tips ini aslinya bukan dari saya, tetapi dari blog tetangga yang sudah master yaitu master <a href="http://marchsya.blogspot.com/2009/08/mendapatkan-1000-visitor-blog-dalam-48.html" style="text-decoration: none;" target="new">Marcsya</a> karena kalo tips ini dari saya sendiri, itu artinya membuat diri saya malu saja karena saya sendiri belum mendapatkan traffic sebanyak itu apalagi dalam waktu 48 jam hehe...</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Akan tetapi, tidak ada salahnya jika kita belajar dari mereka yang sudah berpengalaman dalam menggaet pengunjung hingga ribuan per harinya dan setelah itu baru kita buat inovasi baru biar lebih cihuyyy!!!</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Cara yang dilakukan marcsya sangatlah sederhana yaitu dengan memanfaatkan situs jejaring sosial atau social networking/bookmarking dan kalo menurut marcsya, social bookmark yang digunakan adalah social bookmark Indonesia yang lagi ngetrend saat ini yaitu infoGue.com dan Lintasberita.com. Kita dapat men submit postingan di blog kita kepada social bookmark tersebut tetapi perlu registrasi dulu sebelumnya dan bagi anda yang mempunyai postingan berbahasa Inggris dapat memanfaatkan document hosting site dari negara luar, seperti:</span></span><br />
<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.scribd.com</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.issuu.com</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.docs.google.com (click share > Publish as webpage)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.prezi.com</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.docstoc.com</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://member.thinkfree.com/member/goLandingPage.action</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.live-documents.com</span></span></li>
</ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tapi khusus social bookmark yang pakai bahasa bule ini, postingan anda harus diubah dulu kedalam bentuk file pdf. Anda dapat menconvert file word ke pdf secara langsung di https://createpdf.adobe.com/.</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white;">NB: Jika menurut saya dan juga sudah banyak dilakukan bloggers lain, cara paling mudah mendatangkan pengunjung adalah dengan memperbanyak silaturahmi ke blog-blog lain (blogwalking/blogtravelling) dan kemudian meninggalkan jejak berupa komentar yang berarti bagi postingan mereka. Janganlah berkomentar terlalu singkat misalnya: nice info..., keren gan..., makasih yaaa!, dan sejenis kelaminnya lah apalagi menyisipkan link, tapi berikanlah komentar yang agak dilengkapi dan berkaitan dengan isi posting yang sedang Anda baca. Komentar tidak harus selalu pro terhadap isi posting yang dibaca tetapi jika Anda mempunyai pendapat lain tentang isi post yang Anda baca tersebut, Anda boleh juga kontra tetapi dengan cara dan gaya bahasa yang sehat. Tidak jarang para blogwalker yang memberi komentar dengan baik atau nyambung lah dengan topic yang dibahas merekapun mendapatkan traffic balik yang lumayan pula baik dari adminnya sendiri maupun dari blogwalkers lain yang sedang mampir ke tempat dimana komentar Anda berada.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nah, bagaimana cara Anda dalam mendapatkan traffic pengunjung yang banyak ke blog Anda? Bagi-bagi yaaa! hhee...</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><b>Note: </b>komentar disetiap postingan blog ini diijinkan menggunakan keyword/anchor text tapi hanya boleh ditempatkan pada pilihan form komentar sebagai (comment as:) kemudian pilih/select: Name/URL saja, pada bagian Name isi dengan keyword/anchor text Anda, dan pada bagian URL isi dengan link yang ingin mendapatkan backlink. Ingat! Dimohon pengertiannya agar tidak menggunakan kode html link pada keyword/anchor text komentar Anda, karena keyword dan link yang Anda masukan pada form komentar sebagai/comment as: Name/URL sudah termasuk backlink dari blog ini. Terima kasih.</span></span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-73347488107636259852012-01-29T20:39:00.002-08:002012-03-18T02:34:49.302-07:00Arti PING - Promosikan Blog/Website<h1 class="post-title entry-title" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; margin-bottom: 5px; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 5px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Arti PING - Promosi Blog atau Website Melalui Situs PING</span></span></h1><div class="post-body entry-content" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(212, 212, 212); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 1px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.625em; margin-left: 0.75em; margin-right: 0.75em; margin-top: 0.625em; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><b style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Arti PING (Packet Internet Gropher)</span></b><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Arti PING (Packet Internet Gropher) adalah sebuah program utility yang biasanya digunakan untuk memeriksa konektivitas jaringan berbasis teknologi Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol (TCP/IP).</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dengan menggunakan program utility ini, dapat dilakukan pengujian dengan cara mengirim sebuah paket data atau penyampaian informasi dari suatu ip address ke ip address lainnya untuk mengetahui apakah sebuah komputer/jaringan/server tersebut terhubung dengan komputer/jaringan/server lainnya.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Dalam hal ini Saya tidak akan menjelaskan secara terperinci mengenai penggunaan ping pada jaringan komputer/server, tetapi disini Saya hanya membahas sedikit tentang pengenalan arti dan kegunaan/fungsi dari PING tersebut seperti yang telah saya sebutkan diatas dan selanjutnya akan membahas tentang cara promosi blog/website melalui situs ping.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">PING juga dapat digunakan untuk mempromosikan suatu blog/website yang akan membantu menyampaikan informasi tentang adanya update atau artikel terbaru pada suatu blog/website ke beberapa situs feed, directory, dan search engines yang biasanya sudah di tentukan oleh situs penyedia layanan ping. Situs-situs tersebut akan melakukan crawling terhadap blog/website yang baru saja melakukan ping kepada mereka dan selanjutnya akan mengindeks posting terbaru yang kita buat, situs-situs yang kita ping ada yang memerlukan registrasi dan ada juga yang tidak. Biasanya, ada beberapa proses ping yang gagal atau tidak diterima pada saat di koneksikan. Alasannya karena blog/website kita belum terdaftar disitus mereka, oleh karena itu agar situs yang tidak menerima dapat menerima ping update di blog/website kita sebaiknya kita daftarkan dulu ke situs-situs yang memerlukan registrasi tersebut.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Berikut ini adalah beberapa situs penyedia layanan ping yang dapat Anda gunakan untuk mempromosikan update posting Anda:</span></span><br />
<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><a href="http://www.totalping.com/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="new">Total Ping</a> : ping blog/website ke 50 search engines, ping service ini yang biasa saya gunakan selama ini.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><a href="http://pingomatic.com/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="new">Ping O Matic</a> : ping blog/website ke 22 search engines. Kalo yang ini sudah di integrasikan dengan totalping.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://www.pingoat.com : ping blog/website ke 50 search engines.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://feedshark.brainbliss.com: ping blog/website ke 40 search engines.</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">http://pingates.com : ping blog/website ke 60 search engines.</span></span></li>
</ul><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><b>Tips:</b> gunakan salah satu ping service nya saja dari list diatas dan lakukan ping hanya setiap kali selesai membuat posting baru saja kecuali memang belum pernah melakukan ping sebelumnya, jangan melakukan ping berulang-ulang karena akan dianggap sebagai spam.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bagaimana menurut Anda, apakah ada yang salah atau kurang jelas atas apa yang saya tuliskan diatas?</span></span></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-75783689117074258982012-01-25T03:16:00.001-08:002012-01-25T03:31:04.054-08:00Situs Edit Foto Online<h1 class="entry-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: black; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, 'Nimbus Sans L', sans-serif; font-size: 21px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 26px/normal 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-shadow: rgb(204, 204, 204) 1px 1px 1px; vertical-align: baseline;"></h1><h1 class="entry-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; color: black; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, 'Nimbus Sans L', sans-serif; font-size: 21px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal normal 26px/normal 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.3em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-shadow: rgb(204, 204, 204) 1px 1px 1px; vertical-align: baseline;">Situs Edit Foto Online</h1><div class="entry-content" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; font-family: 'Droid Sans', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 12px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Hai sobat, mungkin info ini yang kalian cari, yaitu tempat buat <strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><u style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">edit foto online</u></strong> yang keren, lucu, gokil, dan gratis. Saya akan mengupas beberapa <strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><u style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">situs edit foto online</u></strong> yang dapat kita manfaatkan jasanya secara gratis di internet pada artikel ini.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Semoga saja daftar situs editing photo online berikut ini cocok dengan selera sobat semuanya. Gak pakai lama, silakan cekidot list situs edit photo online free di bawah ini :</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
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Photofunia</b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Inilah situs favoritku dalam hal mengedit foto. Kita bisa mengedit foto suka-suka di website ini dengan fitur-fitur yang ada. Disediakan banyak bingkai/frame yang dapat dipilih menurut keinginan. Dengannya kita dapat membuat efek seolah-olah foto kita dipasang di sebuah gedung, papan reklame, majalah, botol dan lain-lain. Langsung meluncur ke tkp di <a href="http://www.photofunia.com/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">photofunia.com</a> saja biar bisa langsung praktek.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">2. Faceinhole.</b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Jujur saya tak pernah memakai jasa situs ini meskipun sebenarnya tak kalah tenar dari photofunia. Katanya, FACEinHOLE menyediakan layanan web yang membuat foto penggunanya dapat menjadi tokoh-tokoh yang disukai. Setelah jadi hasilnya dapat kita posting ke berbagai situs sosial network atau blog semacam friendster, myspace, blogger dan lain-lain. Tertarik? Silakan edit foto online di <a href="http://www.faceinhole.com/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Faceinhole.com</a></div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">3. Pizap.</b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Pizap merupakan salah satu situs edit photo yang paling gokil menurutku. Pilihan frame yang disediakan lucu-lucu.Di situs ini kita bisa edit dan menambah effect, pernak pernik, teks bahkan menambahkan ekspresi wajah. Silakan dibuktikan sendiri di <a href="http://www.pizap.com/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">www.pizap.com</a>. Dijamin keren!</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">4. Picnik</b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Situs ini menyediakan layanan gratis maupun yang berbayar.<strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"> </strong>Untuk yang versi gratis kita bisa memanfaatkan fitur-fitur seperti tools efek, shapes, fonts, frames dan touch up.Sedang untuk yang premium atau yang berbayar selain dapat menikmati semua fasilitas dari versi gratisan dan bebas iklan, juga dilengkapi dengan tool spesial baru bernama Advanced Editing, koneksi tanpa batas ke semua situs photo sharing favorit, dukungan prioritas, memori foto dan photo histori tanpa batas, serta konten eksklusif dan preview dari fitur-fitur baru. Tak ada salahnya mencoba di <a href="http://www.picnik.com/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">www.picnik.com</a> bukan?</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">5. Pixenate</b></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Situs yang beralamatkan di <em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-style: italic; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">pixenate.com</em> ini memiliki fitur zooming, enhancing dan cropping, resizing, whitening, red eye, sepia, fun effect dan banyak lagi. Saya tak bisa memberikan review lebih detail lagi karena juga baru tahu kemarin setelah googling dan masih belum sempat mencoba. Silakan dibuktikan sendiri kehebatannya seperti apa? <a href="http://www.pixenate.com/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Pixenate.com</a></div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"></span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">6. Festisite.</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Dengan menggunakan jasa situs ini kita bisa menaruh wajah kita pada mata uang dari berbagai negara. Selamat mencoba di <a href="http://www.festisite.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">www.festisite.com</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">7. Funny <a href="http://pho.to/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">pho.to</a> </strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Menurutku situs ini mirip dengan photofunia hanya dengan template yang berbeda yang lebih lucu. Alamatnya di<a href="http://www.funny.pho.to.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">www.funny.pho.to.com</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">8. Fakemagazinecover</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Ini cocok buat kamu-kamu yang terobsesi untuk menjadi seorang model hehe.. Karena template yang disediakan untuk mengedit foto kamu adalah cover majalah dengan beraneka pilihan. Keren! Silakan dicoba di <a href="http://www.fakemagazinecover.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">www.fakemagazinecover.com</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">9. Makemebabies</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Haha.. lucu banget ni situs karena bisa memprediksi wajah bayi yang akan dilahirkan oleh sepasang suami istri. Jika kamu berniat akan memiliki anak tak ada ruginya mengupload foto kamu dan pasangan lalu lihatlah seperti apa wajah bayi yang akan kalian lahirkan nantinya. Coba disini <a href="http://www.makemebabies.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">www.makemebabies.com</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">10. Hairmixer</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Ini dia untuk kamu yang doyan ganti model rambut. Sebelum pergi ke salon coba dulu bagaimana penampilanmu jika memakai potongan rambut seperti yang dimiliki para selebriti. Menarik bukan <a href="http://www.hairmixer.com/" rel="external nofollow" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">www.hairmixer.com</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">11. Be Funky</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444;">Situs ini memberikan pilihan cukup banyak efek juga. Yang aku sukai salah satunya adalah bisa membuat foto kita tampak seperti kartun hehehe.. Coba deh di </span><a href="http://www.befunky.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u>befunky</u></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444;">.</span></a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">12. FunPhotoBox</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444;">Website yang satu ini juga menyediakan layanan editing foto secara online. Untuk menggunakannya ada tiga langkah yaitu pilih efek, upload foto dan kemudian simpan hasilnya </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; border-color: initial; border-style: initial; color: #444444;"><img alt=":D" src="https://0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=focus&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image/*&refresh=31536000&url=http://www.idafazz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: move; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> . Sangat mudah digunakan. Langsung saja dicoba di </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.funphotobox.com/">funphotobox</a></u></span></span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">13. Photo505</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Begitu masuk ke web ini kalian akan langsung disuguhi dengan banyaknya pilihan theme/bingkai yang mana kalian akan bisa menaruh wajah di foto yang kalian upload menggantikan wajah yang ada di dalam theme. Karena mendukung Face Detection Technology. Silahkan langsung menuju ke TKP di </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.photo505.com/">photo505</a></u></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">14. Dumpr</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Silakan ke tkp di sini </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.dumpr.com/">dumpr</a></u></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">15.BigHugesLabs Flicker</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.bighugelabs.com/">bighugeslabs</a></u></span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">16. Write On It</strong></div></div><blockquote style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #f2f2f2; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-left-color: rgb(222, 141, 141); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 3px; color: #444444; height: 88px; margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 20px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 12px; padding-right: 12px; padding-top: 1px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 8px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Welcome on WriteOnIt.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Here you can easily create your photomontage, free cards, magazine cover and other funny jokes for you and your friends.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Start now!</div></div></blockquote><div style="margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Seperti itulah kata sambutan ketika masuk ke situsnya. Ya, dengan memanfaatkan write on it, kita bisa mengkreasikan photomontage, free cards, magazine cover, dan yang lebih seru kita bisa meletakkan wajah kita di badan seorang selebriti top dunia. Kunjungi </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.writeonit.com/">writeonit</a></u></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">17. MagMyPic</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444;">Kita dapat meletakkan foto kita di cover majalah. Coba </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.magmypig.com/">magmypig</a></u></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">18. Loonapix</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Fitur yang disediakan diantaranya, loonapic effect, photo frames, face effect, calendar wallpaper, create gif. Kunjungi <a href="http://www.loonapix.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">loonapix</a>.</div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">19. Funny Wow</strong></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Coba deh ke sini, ini mirip sama photofunia tapi oke juga untuk dicoba. Silahkan menuju ke <a href="http://www.funnywow.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Funnywow</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">20.Any Making</strong></div></div><blockquote style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #f2f2f2; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-left-color: rgb(222, 141, 141); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 3px; color: #444444; height: 52px; margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 20px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 12px; padding-right: 12px; padding-top: 1px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 8px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Apply a lot of nice and funny photo effects to joke with your friends. AnyMaking online photo fun effects converts your everyday’s pictures into beautiful artworks! Select special fun photo effects, upload your picture and that’s it!</div></div></blockquote><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Atau kalau dalam bahasa indonesia kira-kira begini artinya, buatlah banyak efek foto lucu dan keren untuk bercanda dengan temanmu. AnyMaking efek foto online yang lucu mengubah foto sehari-hari kamu menjadi sebuah karya seni yang cantik. Pilihlah efek foto lucu yang special, upload fotomu dan jadilah ! Silahkan klik di sini untuk mulai mencoba layanan gratis</span><a href="http://www.anymaking.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">AnyMaking</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">21.Blingee</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Ini juga merupakan salah satu situs edit foto keren yang pantas mendapat 2 jempol. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-color: initial; border-style: initial;"><img alt=":D" src="https://0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=focus&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image/*&refresh=31536000&url=http://www.idafazz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: move; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span> Sangat cocok buat anak gaul seperti kamu-kamu. Pokoknya gothic, gokil, metal, funky, top abis deh. :thumbup: Coba aja di </span><a href="http://www.blingee.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Blingee</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">. Btw, ada yang bertanya di mana bisa edit foto online yang ada kesan magic -nya. Coba aja pakai blingee! <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-color: initial; border-style: initial;"><img alt=":D" src="https://0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=focus&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image/*&refresh=31536000&url=http://www.idafazz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: move; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">22. Gross Out</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Situs edit foto yang ada gambar mata melotot dan yang akan melirik mengikuti arah kursor ini bisa mengedit foto yang kita upload dari komputer atau kita ambil langsung dari webcam. Coba di </span><a href="http://www.grosssedout.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">gross out</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">23. Cut My Pic</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Situs editing foto online yang ini bisa digunakan untuk memotong (cut) foto dan hasilnya bisa dikirimkan via email ataupun langsung disimpan di PC (personal computer). Klik di sini </span><a href="http://www.cutmypic.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">cutmypic</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">24. Foto Flexer</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Website edit foto</strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> yang satu ini juga bisa kita manfaatkan jasanya secara gratis. Kita bisa mengupload photo dari komputer, ataupun mengedit foto dari photobucket, facebook, myspace, flickr, picasa dan beberapa website foto lainnya secara langsung. Coba saja </span><a href="http://www.fotoflexer.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Fotoflexer</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">25. Phxir</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Waktu masuk ke situs ini suasananya emang agak serem, karena ada background darahnya. Tapi begitu mengeklik tombol get started kita bisa mulai mengedit photo seperti halnya Foto Flexer, kita pun bisa mengupload dari komputer dari photobucket, facebook, myspace, flickr, picasa, webshots, dsb. Coba di sini </span><a href="http://www.phixr.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Phixr</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">26. Blibs</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Wah, ini juga salah satu favorit saya. Fitur dan efek yang disediakan cukup banyak dan keren-keren. Serasa photosop online. Coba deh, tapi jangan pusing ya melihat pilihan menunya yang cukup banyak hehe… Klik di sini </span><a href="http://www.blibs.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Blibs</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong style="color: #444444; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">27. Yx.Keniu.com</strong></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Ini mirip photofunia, tapi frame yang disediakan beda dan lebih keren. Tapi, sayang pakai bahasa mandarin jadinya bingung <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-color: initial; border-style: initial;"><img alt=":D" src="https://0-focus-opensocial.googleusercontent.com/gadgets/proxy?container=focus&gadget=a&rewriteMime=image/*&refresh=31536000&url=http://www.idafazz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: move; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></span> . Kalau mau coba sebaiknya buka situsnya pakai kamus indonesia inggris online aja biar gak puyeng duluan hehe.. Coba saja di sini </span><a href="http://yx.keniu.com/clist.php?type=new" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Yx.keniu.com</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">28. Pic Joke</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">Namanya aja pic joke, pastinya lucu dong hehe.. kita dapat mengubah foto kita menjadi gambar yang lucu dengan layanan ini. Ada banyak sekali pilihan efek yang dikasih. Dan yang lebih enaknya lagi situs ini mendukung bahasa indonesia. Jadi, yang bahasa inggrisnya agak belepotan seperti saya pun bisa menggunakannya tanpa kebingungan. Mau coba? Langsung aja meluncur ke </span><a href="http://picjoke.com/" rel="nofollow external" style="color: #0007ee; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">pic joke</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">.</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;">29. <b>Phixr</b></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444;"> ane lupa apa kecanggihandari situs ini , langsung aja lah ke </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><u><a href="http://www.phixr.com/">phixr</a></u></span></div></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 18px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">30. Myimager</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> ane lupa apa kecanggihannya , langsung aja lah ke <a href="http://www.myimager.com/" style="color: blue; text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">myimager</a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">nah segitu dulu ya ,, kalau ada yang mau nambahin tolong koment aja , kalau mau copy paste coment dulu nanti saya izinin copy paste ok</div></div><div style="background-color: transparent; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Update web buat bikin avatar lucu</b> :</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">1. <a href="http://www.idafazz.com/go/yahooavatar/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Yahoo avatar</a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Dengan layanan gratis ini kita bisa membuat berbagai macam avatar yang keren dan mantab.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><img alt="bikin yahoo avatar" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1082" height="150" src="http://www.idafazz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yahoo-avatar1-150x150.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; cursor: move; display: block; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" width="150" /></div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">2. <a href="http://www.idafazz.com/go/southparkstudios/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Southparkstudios avatar</a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Layanan ini memungkinkan kita membuat avatar dan bisa memodifikasi style rambut, accessories, baju, celana, dll.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><img alt="cara bikin avatar" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1085" height="150" src="http://www.idafazz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/cara-bikin-avatar-150x150.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; cursor: move; display: block; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" title="cara-bikin-avatar" width="150" /></div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">3. <a href="http://www.idafazz.com/go/tizme/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Tizme</a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Create your own identity and use it wherever you like! TizMe has integrated support for community sites, instant messengers, and compatible mobile phones.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Untuk mulai menggunakan layanan ini silahkan diklik pada tulisan “click here to create a Tizme”. Selanjutnya kalian bisa memilih mau buat avatar cewek atau cowok.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><img alt="avatar keren lucu" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1087" height="150" src="http://www.idafazz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/avatar-keren-150x150.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; clear: both; cursor: move; display: block; margin-bottom: 12px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" title="avatar-keren" width="150" /></div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">4. <a href="http://www.idafazz.com/go/Tektek/" rel="nofollow" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #006699; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank">Tektek</a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Wesite ini juga keren untuk bikin avatar, kita bisa mengedit eyes, hair, mouth, ites, outfits, gender, type avatar normal atau special.</div></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #333333; margin-bottom: 24px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Sementara itu dulu daftar macam situs <em style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-style: italic; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><u style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">edit foto online</u></em> di internet yang bisa saya share. Semoga nanti bisa terus update dan menambah lagi daftarnya. Semoga apa yang sudah tulis mengenai <u style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">situs edit foto online</u> ini dapat menjadi artikel bermanfaat bagi semuanya ! Dan masukan dari teman-teman saya tunggu dengan tangan terbuka lebar. Terima kasih atas kunjungannya ke blog ini <img alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" src="http://www.idafazz.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: move; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" /></div></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-5381353726087399592012-01-24T03:16:00.002-08:002012-03-18T02:35:49.035-07:00Mengetahui Perkiraan Nilai Suatu Blog Atau Situs<h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: url(http://www.blogblog.com/rounders2/icon_arrow.gif); background-origin: initial; background-position: 10px 0.5em; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; border-bottom-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: dotted; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: dotted; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font: normal normal bold 135%/normal 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 29px; padding-right: 14px; padding-top: 2px;"><a href="http://fcr-extraordinary-hacker-sejati.blogspot.com/" style="background-color: black; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Mengetahui Perkiraan Nilai Suatu Blog Atau Situs</span></a></h3><div class="post-header-line-1" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"></div><div class="post-body" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: dotted; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: dotted; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 29px; padding-right: 14px; padding-top: 10px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">MENGETAHUI PERKIRAAN NILAI SUATU BLOG ATAU SITUS</span>. Kemarin,<a href="http://tips-trik-blog.blogspot.com/" style="text-decoration: none;"><b>Tips dan Trik Blog</b></a> melakukan browsing dan secara tidak sengaja menemukan sebuah layanan online yang mampu menyajikan perkiraan nilai sebuah situs, informasi , dan data pengunjung suatu situs dan informasi situs yang berguna lainnya.</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"></span></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Adalah <a href="http://bizinformation.org/id/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><b>BIZ INFORMATION</b></a> yang menyediakan layanan dimaksud. Untuk mengetahui informasi serta nilai perkiraan suatu situs, kita hanya perlu memasukkan <b>alamat URL situs</b> tersebut pada kotak yang disediakan. Kemudian kita hanya perlu menekan button “NILAI” dan kemudian menunggu beberapa detik untuk mendapatkan informasi yang lengkap dari situs tersebut.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Informasi yang ditampilkan antara lain :</span></div><ol><li><span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: 11px;">Nilai Situs</span></span></li>
<span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Titik Halaman Harian</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Pengunjung Harian</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Peringkat Dunia</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Peringkat Indonesia</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;">Jenis Web</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Page Rank</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;">Jumlah Halaman</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;">Tautan Eksternal</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Nilai Metrik</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Pengenalan Situs</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;"><span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><span style="font-size: 11px;">Sejak Online Situs</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 11px;">Dll</span></li>
</span></ol><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Untuk mencobanya, silakan ikuti langkah-langkah berikut ini.</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"><b style="background-color: black;"><o:p></o:p></b></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><b>Pertama</b>, buka halaman <a href="http://bizinformation.org/id/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://bizinformation.org/id/</a></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dATSF_iv-iw/TQifY-veiUI/AAAAAAAAD3E/AoSpQ-mh5xY/s1600/nilaiblog1.bmp" style="background-color: black; text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550861792241944898" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dATSF_iv-iw/TQifY-veiUI/AAAAAAAAD3E/AoSpQ-mh5xY/s200/nilaiblog1.bmp" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 72px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px; text-align: center; width: 200px;" /></a></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><b>Kedua,</b> masukkan alamat URL situs/blog pada kotak yang disediakan</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><b>Ketiga</b>, klik “NILAI”</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><b>Keempat,</b> tunggu beberapa saat untuk mendapatkan hasilnya.</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Berikut contoh hasil dari informasi blog ini (<a href="http://tips-trik-blog.blogspot.com/" style="text-decoration: none;"><b>Tips dan Trik Blog</b></a>). Dan dari penilaian layanan tersebut BLOG ini mempunyai nilai perkiraan 41 juta. Sungguh angka yang menakjubkan. Sayangnya hanya berupa angka saja.</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dATSF_iv-iw/TQimeWQDYgI/AAAAAAAAD3M/OhQRvMQFwIs/s1600/nilaiblog.bmp" style="background-color: black; text-decoration: none;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550869581033333250" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dATSF_iv-iw/TQimeWQDYgI/AAAAAAAAD3M/OhQRvMQFwIs/s200/nilaiblog.bmp" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 131px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px; text-align: center; width: 200px;" /></a></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Selamat Mencoba!!</span></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-45910296544697500842012-01-24T03:14:00.001-08:002012-03-18T02:37:55.111-07:00Mengedit Dan Menbuat Video Dengan VideoPad Video Editor<h3 class="post-title" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: url(http://www.blogblog.com/rounders3/icon_arrow.gif); background-origin: initial; background-position: 10px 0.5em; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; border-bottom-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: dotted; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: dotted; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font: normal normal bold 135%/normal 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 29px; padding-right: 14px; padding-top: 2px;"><a href="http://fcr-extraordinary-hacker-sejati.blogspot.com/" style="text-align: center; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mengedit dan Membuat Video Dengan VideoPad Video Editor</span></a></h3><div class="post-header-line-1" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"></div><div class="post-body" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(238, 238, 204); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: dotted; border-left-width: 1px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: dotted; border-right-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: dotted; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 29px; padding-right: 14px; padding-top: 10px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><b>Mengedit dan Membuat Video Dengan VideoPad Video Editor</b>. Suatu ketika <b><a href="http://onoid.blogspot.com/">Tips dan Trik Komputer</a></b> akan mencoba mengupload video rekaman ke situs <b><a href="http://youtube.com/">Youtube</a></b>. Biasanya Tips dan Trik Komputer menggunakan program bawaan Windows yaitu <b>Windows Movie Maker</b>. Namun belakangan ini, program tersebut sering <i>crash</i> dan<i>hang</i>.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"></span></span><br />
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<span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MCgs07D4QxQ/Th2yuoaL_LI/AAAAAAAAD64/iqhNYIBGhwk/s1600/VIDEOPAD.jpg" style="background-color: black;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5628851623473970354" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MCgs07D4QxQ/Th2yuoaL_LI/AAAAAAAAD64/iqhNYIBGhwk/s200/VIDEOPAD.jpg" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(187, 187, 187); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 144px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px; text-align: center; width: 200px;" /></a></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Dengan kejadian tersebut <b>Tips dan Trik Komputer</b> mencoba melakukan browsing dan “<b><i>googling</i></b>” di internet untuk mencari program atau freeware yang mempunyai fungsi yang kurang lebih sama dengan Windows Movie Maker.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Dari googling <b>Tips dan Trik Komputer</b> berhasil mendapatkan dan mendowload beberapa freeware. Dari beberapa freeware yang Tips dan Trik Komputer coba, <a href="http://www.nchsoftware.com/videopad/index.html"><b><span class="Apple-style-span">VideoPad Video Editor</span></b></a> lah yang paling familiar, ringan, dan simple. Terbukti hanya beberapa kali menggunakan <b>Tips dan Trik Komputer</b> sudah memahami fitur-fitur yang ada.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Hasil outputnya dapat langsung dibakar ke dalam CD bisa juga disimpan ke dalam komputer dengan pilihna berbagai format video, seperti *.avi, *.mpg, *.swf, *.mp4, *.mov, *.flv, dll. Jika mau, kita pun dapat langsung mengupload video tersebut ke situs Youtube, facebook, dan Flickr.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Berikut beberapa fitur <b><i>VideoPad Video Editor</i></b> yang hampir sama dengan <b><i>Windows Movie Maker</i></b> :</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"></div><ul><li><span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><i style="background-color: black;">Memotong dan membuat duplikat clip</i></span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Menambahkan teks pada clip</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Menambah efek transisi di antara clip-clip</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Adanya efek-efek yang dapat ditambahkan atau disisipkan dalam clip atau potongan clip</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Menambahkan audio pada clip</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Menambahkan gambar blank pada clip</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Dapat mencapture video langsung dari webcam atau device lainnya</i></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>Kita dapat menambahkan narasi yang dapat disisipkan di dalam clip</i></span></li>
</span></ul><div style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Jika ingin mencoba, kita dapat mendownloadnya <b><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://www.nchsoftware.com/videopad/index.html">DI SINI</a></span></b>.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">Selamat Mencoba!!!</span></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-72908503371883260422012-01-09T05:04:00.002-08:002012-03-18T02:38:20.396-07:00Dasar-Dasar HTML<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;">Sebuah Web atau Blog tidak bisa lepas dari yang namanya HTML (Hyper Text Mark up Language) karena HTML inilah yang mendasari sebuah web/blog. Walaupun sekarang kita bisa membuat web/blog hanya dengan klak-klik mouse tapi setidaknya kita harus sedikit mengerti tentang dasar-dasar HTML, ya tho?. Dalam tutorial kali ini kita tidak akan membahas tentang semua dasar-dasar HTML tapi kita akan mempelajari tag-tag atau kode-kode penting yang sering digunakan dalam membangun sebuah web/blog misalnya cara membuat link, menampilkan gambar, mengganti warna font, membuat barus baru dll. Ok marikita mulai pelajaranya :</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px;"><span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;"><br />
<b>* CARA MEMASUKKAN GAMBAR</b><br />
<b>kode :</b><br />
<img src="http://kendhin.890m.com/banner-trik.gif" border="0" height="17" width="90"><br />
<b>keterangan :</b><br />
yang warna biru adalah lokasi gambar kamu.<br />
<b>height="17" width="90"</b> adalah ukuran lebar dan tinggi gambar<br />
<b>hasil :</b><br />
<img border="0" height="17" src="http://kendhin.890m.com/banner-trik.gif" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px;" width="90" /><br />
<br />
<b>* CARA MEMBUAT LINK</b><br />
<b>Kode :</b><br />
<a href="http://www.cukuhnau.co.cc" ><b>trik blog</b> </a><br />
<b>Keterangan : </b><br />
Text warna biru adalah link yang dituju.<br />
Tulisan "<b>trik blog</b>" adalah tulisan yang ditampilkan.<br />
Jika pingin yang dikasih link bukan tulisan melainkan gambar maka ganti tulisan tersebut dengan kode gambar seperti diatas, sehinga kodenya akan seperti ini :<br />
<a href="http://www.cukuhnau.co.cc" target="_blank"><b><img src="http://kendhin.890m.com/banner-trik.gif" border="0" height="17" width="90"></b> </a><br />
Jika pingin link yang dituju dibuka dalam window baru maka tambahkan kode <b>target="_blank"</b> setelah kode <b>"http://trik-tips.blogspot.com"</b><br />
<b>Hasil : </b><br />
<a href="http://trik-tips.blogspot.com/" style="text-decoration: none;">trik blog </a>(dibuka pada window yg sama)<br />
<a href="http://trik-tips.blogspot.com/" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><img border="0" height="17" src="http://kendhin.890m.com/banner-trik.gif" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 4px; padding-right: 4px; padding-top: 4px;" width="90" /></a> (dibuka pada window baru)<br />
<br />
<b>* CARA MENGETENGAHKAN TEXT/GAMBAR</b><br />
<b>Kode :</b><br />
<center><b>text</b></center><br />
<b>Keterangan :</b><br />
Ganti tulisan <b>"text"</b> dengan tulisan yana kamu inginkan, tau bisa juga diganti dengan gambar<br />
<br />
<b>* CARA MEMBUAT BARIS BARU </b><br />
<b>Kode :</b><br />
<br><br />
<b>Keterangan :</b><br />
Tambahkan kode tersebut sebelum objek (text/gambar) yang dinginkan<br />
<br />
<b>* MEMBUAT HURUF TEBAL, MIRING DAN BERGARIS BAWAH</b><br />
<b>Kode :</b><br />
<b>text</b><br />
<i>text</i><br />
<u>text</u><br />
<b>Hasil :</b><br />
<b>Tebal</b><br />
<i>Miring</i><br />
<u>Garis Bawah</u><br />
<br />
<b>* MEMBERI WARNA TEXT</b><br />
<font color="<b>#FF0000</b>"> text </font><br />
<font color="<b>red</b>"> text </font><br />
<b>Keterangan :</b><br />
Ganti text yang dicetak tebal dengan warna atau kode warna kesukaanmu.<br />
<b>Hasil :</b><br />
Merah<br />
biru<br />
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<b>* KODE-KODE WARNA</b></span></span></span><br />
<table border="1" style="width: 150px;"><tbody>
<tr><td><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Warna</span></strong></td><td><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kode</span></strong></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#000000"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#000000</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#999999"></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#999999</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#FFFFFF</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#ff0000"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#FF0000</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#00ff00"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#00FF00</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#0000ff"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#0000FF</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#ffff00"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#FFFF00</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#00ffff"></td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#00FFFF</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#ff00ff"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#FF00FF</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#9900ff"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#9900FF</span></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor="#ff6600"></td><td><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">#FF6600</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kode2 warna selengkapnya bisa dilihat <a href="http://www.cukuhnau.co.cc/2011/01/tempat-ganti-code-warna.html" style="text-decoration: none;">DISINI</a></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;"><br />
</span><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">* PENULISAN KARAKTER-KARAKTER KHUSUS</span></b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Ada beberapa karakter yang tidak bisa ditulis secara langsung, jika ditulis maka akan hilang atau berubah, jadi untuk menuliskanya harus menggunakan kode-kode tertentu, berikut ini contoh karakter-karakter tersebut :</span><br />
<table border="0" style="width: 150px;"><tbody>
<tr><td><div align="center"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Karakter</span></strong></div></td><td><div align="center"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Kode</span></strong></div></td></tr>
<tr><td><div align="center"><div align="center"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">></span></div></td><td><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">&gt;</span></div></td></tr>
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<tr><td><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">(spasi)</span></div></td><td><div align="center"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">&nbsp;</span></div></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3072809615123730735.post-55907487306085325812012-01-09T04:57:00.002-08:002012-03-18T02:38:40.520-07:00Domain dot com Gratis<h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.4em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0.25em; padding-bottom: 4px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">domain dot com gratis</span></span></h3><div class="post-header" style="font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px;"><div class="post-header-line-1"></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-6924550099433417474" style="font-family: Arial, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div class="post-body entry-content" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white;">Mungkin in yang ditunggu-tunggu oleh para bloger maupun para insan yang bergentayangan didunia internet. Bagi kamu yang udah bosen memakai domain blabla.blogspot.com , yaitu kita bisa mendapatkan domain dot com (namamu.com) secara geratis. Benarkah ini nyata? Benarkah domain dot com bener-bener gratis? kayaknya sih emang bener-bener nyata dan gratis, soalnya aku sendiri lom nyoba, tapi setelah aku survey di TKP, dan hasilnya... eng..ing..eng.. kalo menurutku sih masuk akal kalo ini bener-bener gratis.<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">Trus kenapa mereka mau membuatkan domain dot com buat kita? padahal kan domain dot com (top level domain) itu bukan jenis domain gratisan. Gini nih kalo menurut jawabanku, kenapa kita bisa mendapatkan domain dot com gratis karena mereka akan menempatkan iklan/banner di website kita, tapi jangan kuatir bannernya akan ditempatkan dibagian bawah dari web/blog kita. Nha bagaimana? kamu tertarik mau mencobanya? silahkan daftar disini : DOMAIN DOT COM GRATIS. Oh ya ku lupa, ada beberapa persyaratan lagi yang harus dipenuhi, gini nih beberapa persyaratanya :</span><br />
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<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">1. Web/blog harus memiliki postingan minimal 15 perbulan, atau we/blog kamu memiliki pengunjung minimla 100/hari</span><br />
<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">2. Kamu harus memasang banner mereka di bagian bawah web/blog kamu.</span><br />
<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">3. Tidak boleh mengandung unsur pornografi.</span><br />
<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">4. dll</span><br />
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<span class="fullpost" style="display: inline;">Intinya syaratnya seperti itu. Nah udha nggak sabar ingin mencobanya? silahkan DAFTAR DISINI</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="fullpost" style="color: white; display: inline;"></span></span></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content" style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6em; margin-bottom: 0.75em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://hyperwebenable.com/index.php?saref=6sa241" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="fullpost" style="background-color: black; color: white; display: inline;">http://hyperwebenable.com/index.php?saref=6sa241</span></a></div></div>Rifta Nugrahahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11027265140170321066noreply@blogger.com0